Upsetting Day: Wish 🌭
Lately for whatever reason, I’ve been targeted by an alarming number of Wish ads in my social media news feeds. Scrolling through the insanity has become a ...
2020-05-22 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Fucking Day: Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion 🌭
My favorite "Once you see it, you can't unsee it" in all of pop culture is the Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion.
If you venture into the deepest, darkest dregs of the video streaming services, like if you scroll to the second row of "Trending ...
2020-05-21 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Incel Daredevil 🌭
In 1964, a boy was blinded by a radioactive truck! Twelve years later a boy was born who would change the words of comic books for humor jokes. I am that seco...
2020-05-20 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Eliminator 🌭
Malibu Comics was a slipshod comic imprint from the ‘90s held together by duct tape and a stubborn unwillingness to recognize failure. Their greatest lastin...
2020-05-19 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Truth About Power Rangers 🌭
The year was 1995 and a secret war was being fought between the Power Rangers and one man. Phil Phillips, named after his stuttering grandfather, r...
2020-05-18 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: iCub 🌭
Robots fulfill a legitimate need in our society: We have too many jobs and not enough hunter/killers, and those two birds can be killed with one flamethrower....
2020-05-15 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Worst Day to Have Sex 🌭
Every nine seconds a horny dingbat publishes a book of daily sexual positions. More than any other product cluttering thrift stores and landfills, they serve ...
2020-05-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Space Precinct 2040 🌭
Space Precinct 2040 was a short-lived British TV show that explored what would happen if you replaced the cast of Law and Order with animatr...
2020-05-13 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Bible, Self-Defense, & Martial Arts 🌭
Should a Christian learn martial arts? It's the question asked by nobody, victims of Methodist spin kicks, and the cover of The Bible, Self-Defense, &...
2020-05-12 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
2020-05-11 15:01:02 +0000 UTC
Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling 🌭
Several weeks ago Seanbaby found an issue of Poxco Regional Wrestling Magazine lodged molecularly in the wall of his penis reduction shed. "What?" you might a...
2020-05-10 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: BE A CLOWN! 🌭
Instant Clowning-- it has been a dream for generations ever since man learned you could mask pain and homicidal intent behind colorful make-up. But it wasn't ...
2020-05-08 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Darling in the Franxx 🌭
Weiner 2600 is the official 🌭1900HOTDOG 🌭 Artificial Intelligence that helps us sort and categorize content, and though it grows angrier and more unhing...
2020-05-07 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Marvo the Magician and Tito 🌭
In the Golden Age of comics, there were several characters every publisher had-- the punching man in a flag, the punching astronaut, the punching masked detec...
2020-05-06 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Comic Strip 🌭
I’ve never met anyone else in real life that remembers The Comic Strip and this anomaly haunts me. The show’s existence is easily confirmed on th...
2020-05-05 15:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Good-bye Depression 🌭
It's Learning Day, and you are about to learn one man's anus can contain more chaos than a thousand hurricanes. It is all you will learn. Author Hiroyuki Nish...
2020-05-04 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Pokemon That Look Like Sex Toys 🌭
Thank you for coming. Webster's defines "unnecessary" as "a thesis statement on an article already titled Pokemon that Look Like Fuckin...
2020-04-30 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Last Witch Hunter 🌭
I like to think of myself as a nerd ally -- I only mock nerds relentlessly because I am one, and this distinction comes with so very few benefits that I try to take full advantage of each and every one. I’m not the particular subspecies of ...
2020-04-29 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: PoxCo Regional Wrestling 🌭
Mysteries are all around us. What made that noise? How did this wrestling magazine from the wrong dimension get here? Others? Thank you for joining us for ano...
2020-04-28 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Troom Troom 🌭
There are many things on the internet that I do not respect, but I do understand -- furries, men’s rights advocates, the cam girls that cater to furries and...
2020-04-27 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: The Unwritable 🌭
Hi, Hotdoggers, I already regret calling you that. Now that we've agreed you'll be referred to as Foot-Long One-Ninehundriacs, let's talk about o...
2020-04-25 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: How to Get Along with Black People 🌭
A lot of hyperbole gets thrown around on the Internet. You may have heard, even from me, how a movie is the worst ever or a video game is an actual AIDS golem...
2020-04-24 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Sex Orgies of Sarawak 🌭
Old timey pornography was rough. You couldn’t just hop on the internet and search for two-to-eight people boning in your preferred model of bus to help you ...
2020-04-23 15:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Joke Book 🌭
In 1990, a London publisher put out a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle joke book and it ended up being a mass grave for concepts that once brought children joy. It...
2020-04-22 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Night Man 🌭
Night Man is a superhero TV series that debuted in 1997: the year the ‘90s finally went too far, and we all realized they had to be put down. The s...
2020-04-21 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Protect Yourself on a Cruise Vacation 🌭
Imagine all the things that can go wrong on the ocean. Double it and add vomit. Now picture a judge ordering you to pay Royal Caribbean's legal fee...
2020-04-20 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible - Sodom and Gomorrah 🌭
I was born a heathen and I’ll die a heathen, probably in some kind of heathening accident. I don’t know anything about the Bible. If I wanted a story abou...
2020-04-17 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power 🌭
In 1976, Donald L. Wilson, M.D. wrote a book called Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your Mind. It was a huge hit, and while on the subj...
2020-04-16 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Swords of the Barbarians 🌭
I need to take a personal half-day to see if you can upskirt Tifa mid-uppercut, so to celebrate this Nerding Day, let’s play a quick round of Pulp Remix. He...
2020-04-15 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Probably True Stories of '90s Action Stars Giving Script Notes 🌭
During the '90s, all the best action movies were assembled from five different scripts and trying to be thirteen different things. This meant cat...
2020-04-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post