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Fucking Day: Cracked Slashfic 🌭

On the path to fame you will take many small steps. Long before you puke pure cocaine onto your own star on Hollywood Boulevard, you will celebrate minor mile...

Nerding Day: Captain America vs. The Bullshit Robot 🌭

Over the decades, the character of Captain America has been imagined nearly five different ways-- werewolf, regular, one-armed unfrozen teen, and secret Nazi....

Punching Day: Combat Simulation Suits 🌭

I enjoy fighting, but I do not enjoy being fought. Ideally, I would like to attack people from inside the safety of a heavily guarded pillow fort. Where is th...

Learning Day: Practical Guide to Ear Candling 🌭

Ear candling is precisely, exactly what it sounds like without any caveats. It's an activity a three-year-old would invent if you asked them to dra...

Upsetting Day: ASMR Roleplay 🌭

You know what ASMR is: softcore porn for audiophile Quakers. “It’s not sexual,” every ASMR fan tells you, even as they moan at your lip smacking and shi...

Fucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Games 🌭

Like all sex books, 269 Amazing Sex Games has to make some pretty wild guesses where your kink zone starts and ends. It has no idea if you're shy grandparents...

Nerding Day: The Kids Guide To The Internet 🌭

It seems like the internet has always been a part of our life: Our untrustworthy informant, our shameful lover, the rancid meat way in the back of our soul, n...

Punching Day: Martial Dance 🌭

Chaz Wilson combined dance with fighting in a way deadlier and sexier than it sounds. His fluid, powerful movements dazzle enemies then dazzle them...

Learning Day: UFO Strangers Coloring Book 🌭

The 1970s were worried about a lot of things: smog, the fragile afro integrity of the average white man, that this cocaine high might not last forever no matt...

Reflecting Day: A Look Back At Our First Month 🌭

It has been an entire month since you switched your diet to 100% Hot Dog. Your toilet is in ruins, you have to wear prescription pants, and your gut bacteria ...

Upsetting Day: Will.i.am's Entertainment Tonight Theme Song Remix 🌭

Art is subjective and fluid. It's transformed by intent, viewer, and hindsight. So when someone says, "That's the worst art ever made," even if they're right,...

Fucking Day: How to Hide an Erection 🌭

Be calm. Maintain your vigil. Show no signs of external panic, or your life is forfeit. Be very still and give no sign that you have read this: 

Yo...

Nerding Day: Shaq Fu (The Novelization) 🌭

In 1994, EA published Shaq Fu, a terrible fighting game about Shaquille O'Neal traveling to another dimension to rescue a boy from a kung fu mummy. I...

Punching Day: Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling Sketches 🌭

There was a magical time in the 1980s where television executives knew two things, and two things only: “Cartoons” and “sex monstering.” Everything an...

Learning Day: Develop Your Child's Psychic Abilities 🌭

You've seen them everywhere: adult psychics. They bend our local spoons and hide messages in our worst cookies. But how did they get here? Can anything stop t...

Upsetting Day: You Wouldn't Want to be a Sailor on a 19th Century Whaling Vessel! 🌭

Not every Upsetting Day will be about accursed children’s books, but a lot of them will be, since nobody hates the playful innocence of the young like the p...

Fucking Day: Romantic Essentials 🌭

During my distinguished career at Cracked.com, I wrote several articles questioning the romantic competence of Gregory J.P. Godek. He is responsible for the b...

Nerding Day: Revolutionary Girl Utena 🌭

Sean has promised me that this won’t be one of our public columns, so I feel safe admitting this only to you, our loyal patrons: I have alw...

Punching Day: D.D. Crew 🌭

Technically, by editorial mandate, arcade games fall under the umbrella of NERDING DAY. But you know who never starts their sentences with "technically?" A go...

Learning Day: What Happened to Fingerboarding? 🌭

I remember the first time I truly understood that there is injustice in this world. It was when I learned about fingerboarding. 

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Teamworking Day: Baskin 🌭

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Upsetting Day: A Doris Sanford Special Feature 🌭

Doris Sanford wrote illustrated children's books for every conceivable trauma a child might go through. She wrote a book on being a loser, one about making fr...

Fucking Day: Kemono Michi - Rise Up 🌭

When I plugged the synopsis of Kemono Michi: Rise Up into the Weiner 2600 -- the machine that decides which aspect of Hot Dog our content represents ...

Nerding Day: Star Roars 🌭

In 2002, three years on the heels of Star Wars prequel mania, nutty cutup John Byrne released Star Roars: The Outer Space Joke B...