For this Nerding Day, I was looking through one of many books on Rubik's Cube solutions I own. They have their own notation and terminology, complicated 3D ma...
2020-07-01 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostEver since our first Teamworking Day, I have been a haunted man. I have not been whole. Some portion of my thoughts have always been with this hunk of aged be...
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I woke up in the middle of the night feeling hollow and hungry. My stomach rumbled, so I went to the kitchen to pour some discip...
2020-06-26 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDatabase was a 1984 series about the fascinating world of computers years before computers were anything like fascinating, and decades before you cou...
2020-06-24 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the shattered remains of an era where narrative arcs were punches and punches were men! Ladies, your loins are medically unprepared for Man Comics! MAN C...
2020-06-23 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAmazing-Man didn’t show up to his own comic until Amazing-Man Comics #5, but don’t worry – you didn’t miss anything. Th...
2020-06-20 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostThere are few books more despicable than the one I'm showing you today. I have a wall of books on how to murder men with knives, raise children like Bill Cosb...
2020-06-19 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn the 1970s people realized, for the very first time, that you could fuck in a van. It changed the world. I know it’s hard to believe now, but there were a...
2020-06-18 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe idea of a man climbing a construction site to rescue a woman from a gorilla seems like it should be unique. Of all the video games in the world...
2020-06-17 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHe-Man and the Masters of the Universe was a cartoon about a useless dipshit with a terrible haircut...
You're in for a great Learning Day, hot dog gang! Because we're going to learn about all the types of trains and how they work! Nothing will go wro...
2020-06-15 15:32:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Some of you didn’t grow up thinking your neighbors were secret anti-Christians planning to chop off your head in the town square, and it shows.
I 100% believed that as a child, mostly because of a “technically-fiction-but-it’s-tot...
2020-06-12 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes you can try to be too many things for too many people, and I'm of course talking about Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League.
The book is called THE 100 DEADLIEST KARATE MOVES, and it's barely more than your lowest expectations. There are no tips on how to set these moves up...
2020-06-09 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHi, 1-900-Hotdoggers! Let's open this fire safety book called "Children Are No Match For Fire" and see how ridicu-- oh no. No, no, no, no, this can't...
2020-06-05 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLike most people, I studiously read every webpage I see, knowing that if a person - a craftsman - spent time assembling it, that it must be worth rea...
2020-06-03 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostMost survival guides are written by the insane or people so much more awesome than the reader their expectations are insane. For instance, I have t...
2020-06-01 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the second installment of my bold experimental take on Darktown Strutters, a movie. Just like the first installment, we will not be talkin...
2020-05-29 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to tell you the same thing I should tell you at the start of every article: you are about to have a huge penis. That's the whole intro, let's read <...
2020-05-28 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostDarktown Strutters is... I hesitate to even call it a movie, since that seems so reductive of the experience, but if I must define it somehow, I supp...
2020-05-27 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAs a tastemaking 1-900-HOTDOG reader, you already know most of our articles are about artifacts covered in the spectacular wrongness of some dark otherworld. ...
2020-05-26 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWikiHow is a resource site for people so utterly lost in life that they don’t even know how to ask for directions anymore. It’s full of wildly unhelpful g...
2020-05-25 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome all to this, our monthly day of reflection. It is the only day where contemplation of the self is allowed, and also absolutely mandatory. Please begin...
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