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Punching Day: Kung Fu for Girls 🌭

Being a writer is hard. There’s a lot of self-doubts that can creep in. You start asking yourself, why am I doing this? Is what I’m writing actually any g...

Learning Day: 365 Ways to Live Happy 🌭

During 1900🌭 survival training, we are taught to treat every assault on reality like a threat. The most dangerous lunacy is often hidden inside se...

Upsetting Day: The Focus Drug Review 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to...

Fucking Day: A Very Rooney Fucking Retrospective 🌭

Happy Reflecting Day, everyone! Since Brockway and I started the noble plan to make the Internet fun again, I've written 13 of our acclaimed Fucking Day artic...

Nerding Day: Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa 🌭

It’s getting to look a lot like Christmas, probably. Somewhere. There’s a plague on, I haven’t checked. But I’m sure somebody’s still trying to put ...

Punching Day: The Magic of Martial Arts 🌭

Maybe you've always known this in your heart, but Karate is magic. And I don't mean it has elements of ritualized mysticism-- I mean it will give you a Chines...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day #3: The Mouth at the End of Memory 🌭

Greetings, Hot Doggers! It is time once again to honor your contributions to the art of Hot Doggery. You saw our site jam-packed with jokes -- bursting with j...

Upsetting Day: Problem Gun Dogs 🌭

In 1992, 179 pages of brave words conspired to escape the shackles of reality. Their plan did not work. As they were pulled back from the beyond, they were fu...

Fucking Day: Transformers Kiss Players 🌭

Transformers were awesome. They took two bitchin’ things, cars and robots, and mashed them together into the ultimate toy. Then some poor intern had to come...

Nerding Day: The Thirteen Crappiest Dinosaurs! 🌭

Dinosaurs are awesome, but get less awesome every day. And I don't mean we all age out of the magic and wonderment of giant lizards. I mean paleontologists, w...

Punching Day: Street Fighter the Animated Series 🌭

You know what the easiest thing in the world is to write? A film adaptation of a fighting game. We explore a bit of each character’s background, and then they fight. Because there’s a fighting contest. They have enlisted in this fighting contest, an...

Learning Day: Heal Your Cat the Natural Way 🌭

Owning a cat is like saying, I want a pet, but also I want it to hate me. So, owning a cat that you heal entirely with holistic medicine is like saying I want...

Upsetting Day: Soul Tunnels 🌭

The Japanese version of anything is a beartrap baited with pocky and used panties: It might hurt you, sure, but pocky is sweet and those panties look salty. I...

Teamworking Day: Worldwatch 🌭

Seanbaby: Comic books take place in a universe where mad artists have been layering deranged ideas on top of each other for 80 years. An edit...

Nerding Day: Genshin Impact 🌭

Genshin Impact is a freemium Breath of The Wild clone made by a Chinese studio and riddled with gacha mechanics. With a pedigree like that, ...

Punching Day: Self-Defense Aerobics 🌭

Mixing two concepts together has been a part of our life since an industrious australopithecus invented Murder Stick Murder Rock, but the terrible power of on...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: What's the Best Head Explosion? 🌭

It’s time once again for some Hot Dog Appreciation, which sounds like a dick-gazing contest, and it is! But only metaphorically. On this day we honor you, t...

Upsetting Day: 1,001 Ways NOT To Be Romantic 🌭

As fans of the site know, in 1991, a talentless hack named Gregory Godek published 1001 Ways To Be Romantic. It was a poorly edited list of song titl...

Fucking Day: Explaining Prince to People Who Don't Know Prince 🌭

It is the mission of this site to bring you Wrong Media: bizarre pieces of pop culture that simply do not belong to our dimension. Things that fit our reality...

Podcasting Day: Comic Books are Awesome and Stupid as Shit 🌭

Nerds! Others! Come listen to EpiSSoDDe FiVVe...

Punching Day: Malibu's Mortal Kombat Comics 🌭

Back before comic books and video games were taken seriously, the lowest form of either was the video game comic book. Absolutely nobody looked forward to rea...

Learning Day: Lose Weight Now: VIDEO HYPNOSIS WITH SUBLIMINALS 🌭

They cured obesity in 1987 and you fools missed it. I'm, of course, talking about Lose Weight Now: VIDEO HYPNOSIS WITH SUBLIMINALS, a VHS tape from t...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Jerkin' the Void 🌭

It’s our first Hot Dog Appreciation Day! This is your day, our dear and noble fans. The day we honor the sacrifices you make (several dollars a mon...

Fucking Day: Sensual Fantasy For Lovers 🌭

There's a whole genre of erotica based around humans shapeshifting into animals and having sex with each other at Christmas time. Seriously, it inclu...

Reflecting Day: New Art, New Tiers, New You! 🌭

Welcome to Reflecting Day! The one day a month we’re free to drop the punchline shield and just be earnest and honest with you. Free to wax philosophical about the state of the Hot Dog (strong), and occasionally dive off into tangents (long and weird)...

Punching Day: Pressure Point Karate Made Easy 🌭

You already know this from all the times you've accidentally killed someone by misunderstanding tango instructions, but the body is lined with "pressure point...

Learning Day: Wow, A Talking Fish! 🌭

Let’s learn about other cultures through the only medium we have the attention span for: Cartoons! I don’t know what to expect from Russian cartoons. I gu...

Upsetting Day: Blue Hawaii 🌭

Very few things about Elvis in 1961's Blue Hawaii aren't upsetting, from the way he holds his dog:

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Fucking Day: Inseminoid 🌭

Alien changed the horror movie game so much that it was the only movie anybody made for years. Alien... but it’s a robot. Alien b...

Nerding Day: The Pac-Man Riddle and Joke Book 🌭

In 1982, Pac-Man was so popular one genre of book was "something, fucking anything, about Pac-Man." This perfectly describes THE PAC-MAN RIDDLE AND JOKE B...