Punching Day: The Raid: Redemption 🌭
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to...
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Learning Day: How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction 🌭
They come from other worlds and dimensions. Our laws mean nothing to them. Physical matter and brain waves are theirs to control. And now you can defeat them ...
2021-01-25 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: The Alertness Drug Review 🌭
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to be the first interne...
2021-01-22 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Playgirl Morning Workout 🌭
In 1985, 78% of all American plastic was used for aerobics videos. One of them -the wettest one- was called VIDEO COLLECTION SPORTS PLAYGIRL Morning Worko...
2021-01-21 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostTeamworking Day: Photon 🌭
BEFORE THERE WAS TIME, THERE WAS…
PHOTON!
That’s how Photon opens. Well, that and a massive pulsing space cock.
...
2021-01-20 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: People Who Became the Best Parodies of Themselves 🌭
Today, in the Dogg Zzone 9000 Podcast, we are joined by our dear friend Jason Pargin, aut...
2021-01-19 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Dark Dungeons 🌭
Jack Chick was kind of a low rent missionary. A street preacher for shut-ins. A televangelist for people who live in vans. He’s what happens when you succes...
2021-01-18 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: No Longer Afraid 🌭
Two weeks ago we published an article about No Longer Af...
2021-01-15 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Romance Writers' Phrase Book 🌭
Scholars often debate the best time period for literature. Was it the modernist movement with Hemingway, Fitzgerald, and Faulker? Or perhaps Romanticism, whic...
2021-01-14 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: The Thin Broth of Winners 🌭
It’s a new year and you have to admit: This is some new bullshit! Listen, everybody wished this year would be different and it is our fault for not being mo...
2021-01-13 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: The Year! In Review! 🌭
Welcome to 2021, Road Warriors, Wasteland Wanderers, and Wall-Es alike. I don’t care how you did it, but you made it through 2020. That’s something you ca...
2021-01-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Have a Moneymaking GARAGE SALE Starring Phyllis Diller 🌭
If you're stupid enough, general knowledge seems like expertise. If you're stupider still, puppets seem like a trick. If you're stupider still, you are the cu...
2021-01-11 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Shotgun or Sidearm? 🌭
You’d assume something as important as a police training film would be a dry and official production… but you’d also assume something as important as po...
2021-01-08 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The VR Sex Odyssey 🌭
When accomplished sci-fi author Robert Brockway and aspiring gargantuan game hunter Seanbaby first approached me about spending thirty uninterrupted days and ...
2021-01-07 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Beverly Hills Teens 🌭
Hi, Internet, remember me from when there was still hope enough for laughter? Jump into the pop culture DeLorean, and let’s revisit an era when the exceptio...
2021-01-06 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: YOUNG, ALERT, and AWARE 🌭
When you're a child, defeating a full-grown attacker can seem difficult. At least it did until 1986 when Al Johnson wrote YOUNG, ALERT, and AWARE: Self De...
2021-01-05 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Become Good at Knife Fighting 🌭
You can’t trust WikiHow to teach you even the most basic of life skills. If you learn how to ride a bike from WikiHow you’ll wind up with a handlebar up y...
2021-01-04 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: No Longer Afraid 🌭
Doris Sanford and Graci Evans are a creative team dedicated to producing a book about every possible pediatric trauma. They produced a book to very specifical...
2021-01-01 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Gabriel Byrne's Hottest Sex Scene 🌭
It has been said that I’m not a very erotic writer, even though I type the word “fuck” 600 times every day just to keep the muscle memory in my fingers ...
2020-12-31 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Brides in Love 🌭
The story of Brides In Love begins where so many great love stories do-- in prison. Charlton comics started when a guy who went to jail for selling b...
2020-12-30 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Marvel Questprobe's The Hulk 🌭
Text adventures were the video games we made before we knew how to make video games. They had all the thrills of reading a short story written by an unedited maniac, combined with the epic adventure of guessing syntax. A few were great, most were boring...
2020-12-29 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day #4: The Cannibal Cowboy TTRPG 🌭
Christmas is over and all you got was socks and herpes, again. Not even an exciting new strain either! We understand. Nobody gets you like we do. That’s why...
2020-12-28 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
Merry Christmas! It’s Upsetting Day.
Now you must choose which day you’d rather celebrate.
On the one hand you have family, togetherness, hot ...
2020-12-25 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostTeamworking Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
This should be a retrospective of all of our Fucking Days and the interesting and frightening ways they have penetrated you, but Seanbaby just did th...
2020-12-24 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
Nerds! You god damn nerds! Paying money for jokes on the internet is the nerdiest thing possible, and that’s including both card tricks and ukelele covers. ...
2020-12-23 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
It’s day two of the great comedy retrospective, where we look back at all the amazing jokes we brought to this screaming, stinking pukefight of a year. Toda...
2020-12-22 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Best of 2020 🌭
Happy holidays from the very tips of our hot dogs to the large split in your buns. This year you have given us the greatest gift of all: Several dollars. Oh, ...
2020-12-21 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Who's Your Favorite Grifter? 🌭
It's Podcasting Day! Available everywhere today wherever you get them, we are joined on t...
2020-12-18 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Gor 🌭
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to be able to issue our...
2020-12-17 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Devil Stick 🌭
The definition for "nerd" changes 12.7(π)² times faster than any other word. For instance, in our lifetime it has bounced between "panty unmoistening," "soc...
2020-12-16 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post