Fucking Day: The ecstasy of loving God π
"Get thee inside Me, saideth the Lord," I typed after at least 60 different versions of the same exact thing. Hi, I'm Seanbaby from the Internet, longtime res...
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Nerding Day: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Coming Out of Their Shells
Perhaps, you, like I, have made the mistake of thinking there isn't a huge adult Ninja Turtles fandom. Ninja Turtles are fun when your brain is still mostly g...
2021-03-03 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTeamworking Day: 1-900-HOT-DOG's One Year Anniversary Special! π
Brockway: Hello and welcome to a Very Special Team Reflecting Day: Itβs 1-900-πβs one year anniversary! Sean and I are both here to ta...
2021-03-02 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener - David Bell Enters the Wiener Games π
Bonus podcast link for Patrons.Β
2021-03-01 15:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: The Worst Movie You Love, with David Bell π
You have used your eyes to ingest far more than the FDA mandated Maximum Ocular Hot Dog Intake (2 franks/day). Letβs give them a break and switch to crammin...
2021-03-01 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Let's All Attack Daniel O'Brien! π
Today, the Dogg Zzone 9000 welcomes our old friend Daniel "Hot Dan the Mustard Man" O'Brien, the emmy-award winning writer from Last Week Tonight with Joh...
2021-02-26 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener - Pizza Buddies Watch Super Friends, Episode 3 π
Three Pizza Buddies watch Super Friends! With Daniel O'Brien!
2021-02-26 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: Heathcliffs, Cocktails, and Hot Dans Ahoy! π
Welcome, πs, to your day of appreciation. Weβre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard it causes problems in our personal and professional lives. But ...
2021-02-25 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - The Official Fan Club Video π
The Power Rangers Mailed Me A VHS Tape That Gaslit And Exploited Me. Hi, for your sake, I hope youβve never heard of Mighty Morphinβ ...
2021-02-24 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Malibu Comics' Street Fighter - The Comic π
Malibu Comics had all the quality control and undeserved tragedy of a child sweatshop but without the child part or the undeserved part. If you used gestures ...
2021-02-23 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: BEEZBO! π
We are about to go on "an adventure in learning manners." It's an absurd chain of contradictory words no sane person would put together, but you already know ...
2021-02-22 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: The 13 Crappiest Demons π
Demons are terrifying. Theyβre the beating heart of evil manifested on Earth. Theyβre fucking awesome. Without demons what would our heavy metal album cov...
2021-02-19 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTeamworking Day: Cocktails π
Cocktails is the trailer for a show that was never made because this world is an unceasing tragic parade of missed opportunities and live-action anim...
2021-02-18 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Ready Player Two with Michael Swaim π
Itβs Podcasting Day again, and I hope you all have your pods ready for casting. Imagine if you didnβt. Imagine if you werenβt prepared to cast a pod at ...
2021-02-17 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Fight Back! π
There is a wide spectrum of philosophies when it comes to self-defense books. Some suggest obliterating the bones and organs of your attacker. Others warn you...
2021-02-16 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: A Dream Called Bird Murder Island π
How many guns do you think should be in a Walt Disney World Tourism video? Is it none guns? Or is it this many guns?
2021-02-15 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Upsetting Day: Satanic Ritual Abuse - A Therapist's Handbook π
We explore a lot of esoteric things here on 1-900-π, but today I'm going to talk about a book everyone can relate to-- a guidebook specifically for therapi...
2021-02-12 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Extremely Horny Trading Cards of Star Trek π
As we all know, Star Trek is the horniest show ever to exist. Yes, there was once a show on HBO where the entire premise was this man has a large pen...
2021-02-11 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: Hot Dan the Mustard Man π
Eleven months ago, we launched 1-900-π into a media space destroyed by unchecked digital capitalism during an era of political treachery too ridiculous to ...
2021-02-10 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: The Stickiest Fortnight π
Itβs Hot Dog Appreciation Day, where we take a few moments away from furiously hunting down psychic karate masters to mock their books, and...
2021-02-09 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: Explaining Heathcliff with Fryda Wolff π
It's the Dogg Zzone 9000 Episode Nine! It's the day 2021-02-08 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Extra Wiener - Episode 2, Cocktails π
Patreon links for the bonus podcast.
2021-02-08 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: The Romantic Photon Dungeon for Hunks π
Happy very special Podcasting Day to you, our podcastees. And itβs a big one: as of today, The Dogg Zzone 9000 is going weekly! Thatβs right, weβ...
2021-02-05 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: 60 Sexy spells of seduction π
I'm going to start this article with the same phrase Bill Cosby whispers into his cellmate's ear every night: "If magic was real, you'd use it to force others...
2021-02-04 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Misty - Horror Comics for Girls π
Misty: Horror Comics for Girls was exactly what it sounds like, but not the way you think. They were not βfor girlsβ in the sense that their stor...
2021-02-03 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Official WWF Merchandise Catalog π
Are you ready for the most Official wrestling products from 30 years ago, brother!?
Learning Day: Sensei Rainbow and the Dojo Kids π
35 years ago, David Seeger wrote a rap with up to four rhymes about karate and the terrible things it does to your body. It was a bit tone deaf but totally ea...
2021-02-01 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Poopsie Slime Surprise π
To explain to you what Poopsie Slime Surprise is would require me to understand them, and I can't even pretend to do that. For some reason, around six months ...
2021-01-29 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Appreciation Day: Do the Bisexual Bob π
Itβs Hot Dog Appreciation Day again, and we have plenty of hot dogs to appreciate. Slowly, sensually appreciate while making hard eye contact with ...
2021-01-28 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Wonder Woman 1984 Handsome Man Trading Cards π
Earlier last year, the producers of Wonder Woman 1984 came to me and said, "Internet's Seanbaby, please design trading cards for our all-ages superhe...
2021-01-27 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post