The 2015 film Mortdecai, no second half of sentence. I’ve already said more about the 2015 film Mortdecai than anyone has in 8 years, and from a direction I cannot point I feel a great sleeping darkness being awoken. Greetings, which is...
2023-04-07 12:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we karaoke duet all eight minutes of Meat Loaf’s “I’d Do Anything For Love” except we don’t sing the “(But I Won’t Do That)” parts.
Bu...
2023-04-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby pollutes his own book game with Janet Perr's extremely racial "cute slang dictionaries." It's a game of Russian Roulette and every chamber is filled with dog slurs, except one that's only loaded with Garfield. Let's reiterate: Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, are RELIEVED when they land on Garfield.
2023-04-05 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Because society has ended, we’re doing a MILF Manor podcast. You can 2023-04-05 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes Hello i just had my mind real opened up by a new book and im pretty excited to tell you all about it and maybe you can join me in a new way of seein and understandin the world:
In this article, I will attempt to answer the age-old question of who would throw a better party: Regis Philbin & Kathie Lee Gifford… or Garfield. Both have released books on how to throw a party, something I wasn’t sure you could not know...
2023-04-03 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, where are the clowns? More clownly, why am they? Clowns are hidden, forever, and hidden. They are both clown and clown. How is clown, clown teeth. Clowns definitely aren’t maybe, or is it? Hello again, I’m Seanbaby and here is reason: I’ve rec...
2023-03-31 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the most dangerous parts of WikiHow is every part. It’s a trap by a primitive AI to cull the weak so only premium brains make it to the human battery farms. Especially heinous are the “lifestyle” articles where WikiHow advises their readers ...
2023-03-30 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby ain't done book gamin'! Brockway and guest Jason Pargin are obligated by the social contract to stay while Seanbaby continues to absolutely batter them with terrible books by human beings who never quite had a thought.
2023-03-29 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Not everything has a reason. Sometimes chaos is the answer you choose for a question no one asked. Hi, we had best-selling author Jason Pargin on the show, and to remi...
2023-03-29 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In the early '90s, computer animation was still in its infancy. Shows like Transformers: Beast Wars and ReBoot by Mainframe Entertainment and the decidedly more Christ-like Veggietales from this period have managed to stick i...
2023-03-28 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
PureFlix, the Christian alternative to Netflix, has several categories of “family friendly” films for Christians to enjoy. Categories include Talking Dog, Romance in a World Where Horny Doesn’t Exist, Rip-Offs, and Rip-Offs with Kevin ...
2023-03-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1985, a graphic designer named Janet Perr won a Grammy Award for Best Recording Package. Twenty two years later she thought, "I have an idea." She was wrong.
2023-03-24 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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To my hottest of dogs,
Tragedy of tragedies, I cannot yet return to your loving bosom as my quest for personal revenge, whil...
2023-03-23 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway has another, somehow worse game for Seanbaby and guest Alex Schmidt: Guess the hook and title of the anime or manga Brockway picked out, based only on generic episode or issue descriptions. Sounds straightforward, but remember what kind of anime Brockway watches.
2023-03-22 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we’re joined by Alex Schmidt, from the Secretly Incredibly Fascina...
2023-03-22 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostWho were your favorite superheroes in the 90s? The Power Rangers? The X-Men? How about the Balloonatiks? What's that? You don't remember the Bal...
2023-03-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, I'm about to declare something, and it will be controversial. I think we should ban children from masks. This is not satirical. This is a real opinion that I hold, and nothing will change it, not even a movie about a shy child with a heart of gold ...
2023-03-20 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
My dearest fellow Hot Dogs,
I hope this letter finds you well. I am away this week pursuing a quest of personal vengeance, b...
2023-03-16 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby brought a joke book from 1983 about a cultish sex movement written by insane, bigoted Harvard professors. Zak Koonce and Brockway tried to survive it.
2023-03-15 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPower Slap: Road to the Title, is a show about a fighting league where men slap. To be more clear, it's a style of fighting where men ...
2023-03-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s two cursed children’s books, published 2023-03-14 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We don't talk enough about Katy Keene. In my opinion, Katy Keene is the heart of the weird/horny vibe that permeates the Archie universe; she's...
2023-03-13 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn 1991, floppy-dicked idiot, Gregory Godek, released a stupid book called 1001 Ways to Be Romantic. It was a huge hit. Then he moved ...
2023-03-10 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we shave each other’s names in our fades....
2023-03-09 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby traps Brockway and Dan McQuade in a small space and reads them Hip Hop for Dogs until they both die from it.
2023-03-08 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe sometimes do a bit here at 1900🌭's Dogg Zzone 9000 where we invite talented and brilliant guests onto the show and then spend an hour tal...
2023-03-08 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostYes well its my turn again and today we have a important story to tell so gather round and have a seat criss-cross apple-style. Once Upon A Tim...
2023-03-07 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2014, the year of gamergate, the cookbook industry recognized a problem: straight men need to eat, but food is sort of gay? There had to be ...
2023-03-06 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
