In 1990, a Canadian man named Peter Lalonde released a VHS tape about the dangers of sorcery in fiction. It was embarrassing. Not in hindsight, but very much at the time. It was a stunningly credulous, frightened man with no research skills shouting his hi...
2023-05-12 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
All of Europe saw Star Wars and thought “Yes! Let’s do exactly that, except three minutes long, it’s a musical, and we’re not going to watch Star Wars first!” The French 2023-05-11 12:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby has prepared a quiz for Brockway and guest Zak Koonce -- one where all the answers come from simply watching and understanding Robert Tai's Ninja: The Final Duel. It is impossible.
2023-05-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, the day where all pods cast dog. This episode we are talking to Zak Koonce, one half of the Au...
2023-05-10 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
As we’ve established, everyone wanted a piece of that delicious Ninja Turtles pizza pie in the early ’90s. So the creators of Snailiens must have thought, ok, what made the turtles so huge? They’re little green guys with shells… what else is small,...
2023-05-09 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In the early 2000s, corporations could, and did, stick Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s face on any product and sell it to tweenage girls. I know because I was one of those girls. If Mary-Kate and Ashley said the Iraq war was kewl, I would have enlisted at 1...
2023-05-08 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
So! We meet again, do-gooder. Last week you fell under the power of Stardust the Super Wizard, a superhero with the abilities of S...
2023-05-05 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we bake cakes of each other’s faces and devour them in secret places.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? B...
2023-05-04 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway and Dan McQuade impossibly stick around for another Seanbaby's Book Game about the Hulk Hogan autobiography. This time knowing full well one of the categories we're reading from is "erotic."
2023-05-03 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Moon landing denial taps powerful human drives. Fear of change. Insecurity. Mean homeroom teachers. So you might doubt that 4chan’s gaming board made a musical.
And you’re right. They made ten. Eleven if this runs late.
2023-05-02 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes when you look at a book title, you can hear the implied flourish it’s meant to be pronounced with. You can’t properly say the title of this book out loud without a full performance.
Hi, I’m the Internet’s Seanbaby, and I need a snack that makes me climax more than once. “Tough luck,” says artichoke dip. Until now. We’re reading Multi-Orgasmic Diet: Delicious Meal Recipes that Helps You Squirt and Orgasm Multiple Times 2023-04-28 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Communion is a movie about jazz dancing with aliens, and hats. Hats for all occasions. Christopher Walken plays a character so insane that Christopher Walken thought it was a bit much. Christopher Walken stepped outside of himself for possibly the...
2023-04-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby breaks down the categories of Hulk Hogan's biography and reads them at Brockway and guest Dan McQuade. This is a prosecutable felony.
2023-04-26 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s an all beef, maximum meat Podcasting Day! We invited one of our favorites, Defector’s Dan McQuade, back on the show to discuss the most bulging failure in the history ...
2023-04-26 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, you—with the love handles: how would you like to fistfight Old Testment God?
That was the trick question asked in each issue of Stardust the Super Wizard, a comic about an omnipotent, unelected space-sheriff who only had one combat le...
2023-04-25 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone has probably heard of Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s website, where she sells lousy health advice and snake oil she claims will cure your depression. Sorry, t2023-04-24 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know pain is the best way to defeat a calm, rational enemy. But what if you’re fighting a man too insane to feel karate? Or too drunk to know when to die!? In 2010, Loren W. Christensen came up with a solution. It is my great, eye-gouging honor to...
2023-04-21 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m really going to do it. I’m going to write 2,000 words about a six-minute interview between Los Angeles weatherman Mark Kriski-
And his interviewee-
... 2023-04-20 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe need to do something fun with Bryan Stratton to apologize for making him talk about Frank Miller's Holy Terror for 90 minutes, so Seanbaby brought a lighthearted game featuring a book by... Doris Sanford and Graci Evans? Bryan's never coming back. Brockway might be going with him.
2023-04-19 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we have Bryan Stratton from the Marvel by the Month podcast on the Dogg Zzone 900...
2023-04-19 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
If there’s one thing I’ve picked up from reading this fine website, it’s that there’s an ideal medium for learning the ancient science of self-defense: words and still photographs. However, I recently discovered on a trip to my local record store/d...
2023-04-18 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
There are certain people I think should be disqualified from writing dating advice books: hot people. You look at a guy like Mystery or Godek, and you think, yes, this man has to work very hard to get a woman’s attention. If he has ever actually managed ...
2023-04-17 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, and ninja attack. That’s how suddenly it can happen. Here at 1900đźŚ, we are proud to have created a place in our desperate media landscape for the unimportant and frivolous. That’s not what’s happening here. Today we are doing something vita...
2023-04-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Couples of average sanity don’t write books together. They’re either unnaturally grounded, or in this article. I’ll tip my hand here. I wouldn’t mock 200 pages of “trade off on chores” and “don’t cheat on birthdays.” We’re on an all-lun...
2023-04-13 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway introduces a new game combining all the fun of science with all the fun of science - it's OK Science! Seanbaby and Merritt K are your FUNGINEERS for this wacky ride! BuuuUUUuuuckle UP!
2023-04-12 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In your wettest moment, whose name would you call if you were aroused beyond containment on Satan’s pelvis? Hi, I’m Todd McFarlane. And this week on the podcast,...
2023-04-12 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, my acolyte. Welcome, young novice. [A gesture done with a penis to indicate “hello”], pork-padawan. This article is dirty! I wrote it for 1900HOTDOG, which is a mystical order shrouded by secrecy. According to the back cover of this book…<...
2023-04-11 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Kids these days... everyone's got to get a trophy. Even bathrooms are winning awards. That's right; there's an Oscars for Toilets. I was at the Nashville Zoo recently and saw a prominently displayed plaque declaring their bathroom the 2019 Best Restroom Aw...
2023-04-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post