Have you ever wondered what makes Seanbaby tick? Of course not, it's universally understood that Seanbaby runs on KICK and PUNCH and HUNK. In this episode, learn Seanbaby's Hot Dog Origin story alongside Brockway and guest, Mark Mahoney. Try to act surprised whe...
2025-09-03 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Have you ever wondered who the pope's haberdasher is? The answer is it doesn't matter. Pope hats are no longer special in the era of the internet. You can buy them off several different websites that anyone can use, and no one will even verify whether ...
2025-09-01 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t know how to say this guys, but we fucked up. Somehow we broke time. Your guess is as good as mine, but I think the important thing to do at a time like this is to come together and move past it. On the bright side HOT DAMN IT’S AN EXTRA LAR...
2025-08-31 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostYou know him! You fear love him! That’s right, it is our unnamed mascot, JIMMY JIGGLES!
What a fun little guy, always hanging out representing that 1900HOTDOG Brand. Who knows how he came to be. The boys found him on that expedition to that one...
2025-08-30 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: In the early '80s, a British company called CDS Micro Systems (later called CDS Software, later called Nimrod Holdings, later called Guildhall Leisure Services, later called iDigicon Limited, also called Blue Ribbon) started ...
2025-08-29 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we learned how to do that old-timey acrobat thing where one of us leaps into the other’s arms upside down and then we take turns flipping onto each ot...
2025-08-28 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Today it's hard to remember that there was a time when the right wing was vocally opposed to all things Harry Potter. Back in the 2000s, the biggest crime a piece of media could commit for the religious right was not being "woke," but undermining Chris...
2025-08-27 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostWho likes highway patrolman secret ninja force hijinks? Trade in your guns for shurikens and fingertip suction, because we're talking CHiPS: FORCE SEVEN with pretend ninja expert Eddie Doty.
2025-08-27 11:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostRobert and Eddie get MURDERED. All it took was Seanbaby throwing whole ass ninja's at them. Whodathunkit?
2025-08-27 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostWho likes highway patrolman secret ninja force hijinks? Trade in your guns for shurikens and fingertip suction, because we're talking CHiPS: FORCE SEVEN with pretend ninja expert Eddie Doty.
2025-08-27 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sorry. The internet's for conversation, and I've monologued. Lichdom should be relatable. So today's interactive. You just need a few small things.
No morals. Extra bitterness. A toy store. A marker. A power drill. Paper. Decent handwriting. ...
2025-08-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
By 1960, we understood how to do comic books, right? Most of our beloved Superheroes had already been thriving for decades, but over at Archie Adventure Series comics, they were still trying to figure out the formula. So, even though we were into the Sil...
2025-08-25 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostYou’ve seen the new yokai shirt, right? Great because this week I’m showing you the shirt that started it all:
No, not that one. But I couldn’t delete it, I think it is load bearing? I’m talking the original BIGFEETS shirt, and all of its fri...
2025-08-25 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they're not allowed to call it that, and they're not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.
2025-08-25 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS Team has a new YouTube version of Mountain Monsters! Only they're not allowed to call it that, and they're not allowed to call themselves that. Hold on to your sexy knee-high boots, cause things are gonna get HOT and by HOT we mean AFFORDABLE.
2025-08-25 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a hot one out there, and there’s nothing like kicking back on a hot day with a frozen treat of your choice. But maybe take a bit extra care when rooting around in your freezer, because
That’s right, none of you are safe! And to ma...
2025-08-23 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a tendency to exaggerate, so let me put this as gently as I can: the worst tragedy of 2001 was a book called HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN: A GUIDE FOR TONGUE-TIED MEN by John Christie.
My name is Jamie Kelly. You probably know me better as THE DOGG ZZONE 9000’s Jamie “Cut That” Kelly. I've officially turned ambiguously old... and I'm on a mission. The per...
2025-08-21 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Explaining what I do here at 1-900 HOT DOG has proven difficult lately. Telling less online friends, prospective romantic partners, and cab drivers that I write about "uh, like old stuff? But funny. Like it's weird, you know? 2025-08-20 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Lydia Bugg is back to talk about "Zorann: Star Warrior," a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that begins with bitching and moaning, and ends with bitching and moaning. Somewhere in between the petulance exists a realm of limited possibilities, copyright adjacent ineptitude, and psychi...
2025-08-20 11:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostLydia Bugg is held captive to endure even more Zorann! And so are YOU.
2025-08-20 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostLydia Bugg is back to talk about "Zorann: Star Warrior," a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that begins with bitching and moaning, and ends with bitching and moaning. Somewhere in between the petulance exists a realm of limited possibilities, copyright adjacent inepti...
2025-08-20 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ready for a kids' book?
Don't worry, it's not about hating people.
Today, members of the hotdog society, I bring you a romance novel starring a young woman named Jules and The Kool-Aid Man, who also happens to be her step-brother. There’s no way to wade into that one, so I’m just putting it all out there immediately, ...
2025-08-18 12:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know if you saw this on monday but in case you didn’t, BRAND NEW BIGFEETS DESIGN HOLY SHIT LOOK AT IT!
This week we released the newest BIGFEETS masterpiece and it is available for purchase right this second.
2025-08-16 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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As I write these words in your Earth-past, Superman has yet to debut, but I’m certain my favorite superhero, Green Lantern Guy Gardner, is your new, breakout comic character. America loves its preposterous blowhards, and the fut...
2025-08-15 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s what I wanted in an X-COM novel: Desperate soldiers and researchers work together to save the world from an enemy menace right as all seems lost! Endless dog fights in the sky! Countless tactical battles on the ground! And science, science, sc...
2025-08-14 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
As America enters its Century of Humiliation, its political leadership is hard at work trying to make the country as unattractive as possible to potential tourist dollars. Consider that this may have the incredible result of creating a wave of embittered, ...
2025-08-13 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostPretty sure we've got the inside scoop on Ice Cube's new War of the World's movie, we're the very first on the scene for this, what very well may be the worst- What? TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, other podcasts, even Ice Cube himself beat us to the punch in making fun of this? So...
2025-08-13 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post