In 1991, a woman named Tomima Edmark wrote a book about kissing. It wasn’t a good book, or a useful book, and she called it Kissing. Most people today would recognize her style of writing as the Google results for “kiss -band” with the safe ...
2023-06-16 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In L.I.F.E. Brigade, Issue 1, we met a cast of fascinating characters four times and then watched them hide in caves twice. Writer, ...
2023-06-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostMichael Swaim has escaped the podcast! But Seanbaby trapped Brockway and Abe Epperson in his sinister labyrinth of anti-jokes and unsolvable punchline puzzles. It's a Seanbaby's Book Game!
2023-06-14 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we’re joined by Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, former Cracked wunderkinds and current Bean prodigies. They’re making a touching and hilarious movie called Papa Bear, about a true story from Swaim’s teenage years when his dad came ...
2023-06-14 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Four thousand years ago, in ancient Sumeria, somebody carved this joke:
“A dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I cannot see a thing. I’ll op...
2023-06-13 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick, there’s no time. I need to warn you about the TikTok Shrimp Dance Man. Don’t say his name out loud. It will only summon him. Keep calm, read this article straight through once, and then delete it from your email forever like it’s a coupon for ...
2023-06-12 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
1001 is probably too many secrets to be keeping about street fighting, but in 1997, Sammy Franco wrote this:
My experience with books starting with “1,001”...
2023-06-09 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
L.I.F.E. Brigade was a 1986 comic book series by artist and writer Craig Stormon, and the flagship title of indie publisher Blue Comet Press. It was about a group of space mercenaries who gained mysterious superpowers and returned to Earth only to...
2023-06-08 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway tricks Seanbaby and guest, John Bull, into a game of banal madness and confident wrongness: WikiWhy! They don't even realize this information is poisoning their brains!
2023-06-07 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1987, Meat Loaf, Christopher Reeve, Mr. Bean, Walter Payton, and dozens of other celebrities and athletes you would not fucking believe teamed up with the British royal family to bumble and slop through poorly planned obstacle courses. Depending on whic...
2023-06-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I never watched that Tigerking show because out of respect for some dear cousins o mine what lived through a period of trauma that makes a show like that just hit to close too home. Them of you what also have lived in the south-eastern area of Idaho or per...
2023-06-06 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Certain words put positive emotions about food into our brains, words like “sizzling,” “flavor-blasted,” “pasta shapes inspired by the film Batman Returns,” etc. One thing you do not expect food to do is “AMBUSH” you. You don’t w...
2023-06-05 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometime during my career of making jokes about weird things I accidentally became the planet’s preeminent Hostess snack ad expert. It wasn’t hard. I mean, collecting and cataloging them took several years and thousands of dollars, but they aren’t co...
2023-06-02 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we fuse together like the little machines in Zelda, but no amount of shaking will tear us apart.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you...
2023-06-01 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway uses his newly acquired psychic ape powers to challenge Seanbaby and guests, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee, to Brainfuck Their Way to Godhood! It is the next logical step after becoming an Immortal Bigfoot Magician.
2023-05-31 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Bust out your best demon crystals and the fancy guest space goblets, 2023-05-31 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You may recall that the previously-discussed Snailiens at some point came under the ownership of a company called Abrams Gentile Entertainment. Found...
2023-05-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2011 Bravo premiered a new TV show that fit perfectly with their station slogan– Bravo: This is Why Women Deserve It! The show was called Pregnant In Heels, and it was about New York City’s most famous pregnancy concierge. What doe...
2023-05-29 12:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Monster Wars’ only flaw is time. The god-tier promos? Thirty seconds. The tanks flopping through the air? Ten seconds, if they take it slow.
Then th...
2023-05-26 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
By now, you’re familiar with Monster Wars, thanks to the steadfast work of my hotdog colleagues. When I was introduced to Monster Wars, I said I felt like I could write an entire article just on the costume choices these maniacs made fo...
2023-05-25 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway challenges guest, Napoleon Blownapart, to a high stakes game of Airwolfing, where to win one must not be Seanbaby. His opponent? Seanbaby. Will Seanbaby prevail against such impossible odds? No.
2023-05-24 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
By the skulled canary panties of Grave Digger, it is still Monster Wars Week! And on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we are talking about monster trucks becoming men and those men becoming legend. We knew we had to get an expert on these 10,000 pound car-cru...
2023-05-24 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Last time we talked about Monster Wars and their always angry, sometimes a cat, never coherent truck men. Today we’re talking about… Monster Wars again! Why would we talk about other things, when we have found the best thing?
Welcome to Monster Wars Week! Or should we say WELCOME TO MONSTER WARS WEEK. USHRA Monster Wars was a 1993 series of televised monster truck races, which sounds and is boring, so they hired a cast of large, wrestler-adjac...
2023-05-22 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The jungle bends to no law save one: Man! In this issue of Man Comics, the moist savagery of the jungle meets the savage moistness of man for the wettest impact! Can you sense what’s coming? The jungle can, for what is coming is MAN!
2023-05-19 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello here we have another one birthed into this Hot Dog world from the Friends of the Library Book Sale this one is about a author who made a pretty creatof story world and wrote lots of books about it and pretty much everyone who read em was like: this i...
2023-05-18 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway isn't done playing his confusing, erotic games. This time it's a sensual WikiWhy where Seanbaby and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, sexually guess what the fuck WikiHow is talking about. Sexually!
2023-05-17 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On this week’s erotic Hot Dog Nights podcast: Masters of sexual mischief Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson will explore every damp nook of the year 1990’s most sensual point and click adventure game: Brad Stallion in Sex Olympics. They’re the p...
2023-05-17 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As you know, 1900HOTDOG is a website about food (such as hot dogs). This is a food website. So like usual, like always, I’m back with anoth...
2023-05-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine you’re the type of person who wants to take advice from a ghost. In 1963, a science fiction and fantasy writer named Jane Roberts suddenly discovered the lucrative ability to channel an all-seeing being from another dimension who had lived throug...
2023-05-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post