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Nerding Day: Skeboarder

TV’s last good idea is Kasso, a slick obstacle challenge. It mixes pro skaters, artful courses, and a humanizing attitude.

2024-05-21 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Black Grimoire App 🌭

As we all know, the one problem with being a dark magic wielder is having to haul around a bulky grimoire full of spells. Sure, we could memorize them, but if we were good at memorizing things, we probably would have become a computer programmer a...

BIGFEETS Episode 20, Part 2: Fire vs. Wild Bill's Chilly Asshole

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 20 of Mountain Monsters: Grassman's Revengeance, Part 2. W...

Punching Day: EMERGENCY D. SQUAD ETAL

A month ago I found a karate and ancient bird author named Eddie Vuittonet who lives on Vuittonet road on Vuittonet Ranch w...

Learning Day: Night Watch

Night Watch a.k.a. Detonator II is the most bizarre movie in James Bond-Adjacent history. It is also a 1995 TV movie, starring Pierce Brosnan. Starring THIS Pierce Brosnan:

2024-05-16 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Jurassic Park's Bizarre 1990s Toylines

If there’s one thing kids loved in the '90s, it was growing up in a country that still had some semblance of a social contract in place. If there was a second thing they loved, it was dinosaurs. A lot of people ask me, Merritt, what were the '90...

Extra Wiener 175 - Sheena With Merritt K

In the bonus episode for the Wolf Child trilogy, Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are... holy shit, they're doing it again! There was a FOURTH self-plagiarized wolf-child episode! This time with a Price is Right model in blackface!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 175, Thunder In Paradise With Merritt K

In the final installment of the Wolf Child Trilogy, Brockway is again joined by Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss 2024-05-15 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Songs of the IBM 🌭

Do you believe? Not in jokes like heaven or love. Don’t say yourself, democracy, or the human spirit. I need be...

Learning Day: Costco Household Almanac

It's 2024, and we have no gods but Costco. Luckily, Costco was prepared for this eventuality. Did you know that every single month since 1987, Costco has published Costco Connection, a magazine for Costco Members full of normal advice abo...

Upsetting Day: No Hang-Ups

Imagine it's 1983 and the person you're calling isn't home. Now add torture. Oh no, you've chosen the form of No Hang-Ups, a HUMOR book by John Carfi and Cliff Carle. This is your fault.

2024-05-10 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Hot Dog Singularity

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we do some cute thing, some little joke that makes you smile a bit but doesn’t overshadow the rest of Appreciation Day. You get ...

Upsetting Day: Word Chewing

When an uninitiated is asked to define “Word Chewing,” one most commonly encounters a scatterplot of similar guesses: Is it a sex maneuver? Is it how they’re trying to teach Gen Alpha to read? Is it the original Swedish version of Number...