In 2010, Hulu asked history’s only question: what if Stan Lee made Swan Lake? Would nerds study at all in junior fall? Or pass JPN 204 by guessing? I still mix up “university” and “debt hole,” so Hulu found a wi...
2024-04-23 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 19 of Mountain Monsters: Bloodless Howler of Harrison Count...
2024-04-22 13:15:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m going to be vulnerable with you guys this week and share something I personally find hilarious, but the fact that I spent so much time with it, I realize, also says something about my psyche. Jamie Mcquire’s 2011 novel Beautiful Disast...
2024-04-22 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Are there pterodactyls or ancient, extinct birds recently? What? That's… huh? Congratulations, junior bird scientists, we've finished the thesis statement of PREHISTORIC BIRDS IN MODERN TIMES by Eddie Vuittonet, Ph.D. (2023).
From the Greeks to the Romans to probably others but mostly those two, a culture is measured by their hunks. Here in the US, we live in a declining empire and I can prove it. We reached maximum hunk saturation in 1983, and every day since then we...
2024-04-18 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
In the world of sexual tabletop roleplaying, games exist on a continuum with The Book of Erotic Fantasy on one end and...
2024-04-17 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how 2024-04-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby introduces his fun, new, completely trustworthy bonus game: OK Sorcery! This is not a trap for Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann. There's no secret society for this!
2024-04-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to be like me? Obviously not. Dire mistake, really. But there are memes about Vin Diesel. Want to be like him? Breakdance. Common? Michael Fassbender? Breakdance. El-P? Terry Crews? Chris Brown? Wait, hold the fucking pho...
2024-04-16 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I've done it. I've finally located America's second-most popular guide to Italian Hand Gestures. It's 1983's ITALIAN WITHOUT WORDS By Jay Leone.
2024-04-15 12:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Who is Justice to stand between action and these hands of id? Can any authority put punches on trial? Fuck you! These are the questions asked by Man Comics! Prepare yourselves for Law! Prepare yourself for Man! This! Is the Trial!...
2024-04-12 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Children love comic books and also need water to live. Maybe that’s a controversial stance, but it’s one I’m willing to stand behind. Hi, I’m Robert Brockway and I’m here to talk to you about proper hydration and unleashed capitalism. It...
2024-04-11 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Has this happened to you? You’re finally on a date with your crush and you realize way too late that the scent you’re using is Just. Not. Right. Maybe you thought expensive perfume would have impressed that special someone. Maybe you tried on ...
2024-04-10 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway lures Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, in for a very special 1 Year Anniversary Episode of everybody's favorite bonus podcast, OK SCIENCE! Put on your Science Hats, OKHEADS, it's about to get FUNDUCATIONAL!
2024-04-10 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway is joined by Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to dance the sacred fire ritual of engorged hogs. They're talking about the tragic, insane, bizarrely racist hour long commercial for 2024-04-10 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We used to toss hipster around. Were you one? Are you one now? I’m not, just a Brooklyn-based writer learning something mid-sentence. If you’re a hipster like me, you like staying ahead of the curve. That puts classic Reef...
2024-04-09 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s talk about everyone’s favorite doctor wizard, who’s also a smug 1960s swinging bachelor. That’s right, I could only be referring to Gold Key Comics' Dr. Spektor. The superhero who is like Dr. Strange, except worse in every possible w...
2024-04-08 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 18 of Mountain Monsters: Hogzilla of Hocking Hills. No Hog...
2024-04-08 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
As frequent hotdoggers know, Phil Hirsch was a prolific joke curator with the comedic sensibilities of a fartless cadaver. His books were weird collections of terrible jokes he didn't write about 2024-04-05 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wondered about history? Have you ever wanted to know about any historical topic in all of history? Great news: one weird guy, and/or Sentient Amazon Dot Com, is now a top book listing for that history. They’re the history, now.
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Cheap knockoffs have long been a proud American tradition: Transformers (GoBots came out a full year earlier), G.I. Jane, Pepsi, George W. Bush, the male nipple, the spectacular arachnid-guy - the list goes on, especially if you make some of them ...
2024-04-03 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostYou won't believe it, Seanbaby got hit by another bus! This time instead of waking up in a cute alternate dimension, he has a form of brain damage leaving him only able to communicate in tidbits. It's up to Brockway and guest, Daniel O'Brien, to Helen Keller him back into polite society with Tidbit Yahtzee!
2024-04-03 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby got hit by a bus and woke up in a universe where he's the only one who gives a shit about the Beatles portal fantasy movie, Yesterday. 2024-04-03 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How are your enemies?
Hopefully they don’t exist, or you don’t know. That’s not what I think or feel, but saying it keeps us sane. History’s rough patches are full of revenge for comeuppance for payback. It’s clich...
2024-04-02 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Making her cum? Shouldn't Be That Hard by Bigfoot Lincoln is a book that has somehow managed to exist for two whole years without being featured on 1900hotdog.com. I'm so sorry, this was clearly a...
2024-04-01 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were a Christian teen in 1979 looking for a 168-page way to say "abstinence," you had a lot of options. And here's one now:
DATING...
2024-03-29 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Blue Comet Press was an independent comic book publisher founded, staffed, and terrorized by Craig Stormon. Craig has a tough vibe to pin down, he’s kind of like a child granted a Zoltar wish to be big, and then sent six hundred years into the f...
2024-03-28 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Folks I will tell you public libaries are a treasure especially when they raise money by selling me their old books for very cheap. It pretty much raises us all up so i encourage the civicly-minded amongst the hot-dog population to go to your t...
2024-03-27 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway invites Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, into his pentagram for SOOTHING TEA and MEDIUM STRENGTH HANDSHAKES. It's Dreams of the Witch! For you, Satan!
2024-03-27 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway has long threatened to attack and dethrone the Pope, but now with the help of Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, it's finally time! 2024-03-27 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post