Extra Wiener 192 - MORE Bladesmen with Michael Swaim
Seanbaby, Brockway and Michael Swaim dive a little deeper into the insanity that is Craig Storman's vision of... squawk?
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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 192, Bladesmen with Michael Swaim
Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss 2024-09-11 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Teamworking Day: Project Nim Part 1
As we are pulled screaming through the cosmos by the whimsy of fate, impossible destinies collide. Such a collision has happened here, hotdoggers! Unlikely partners Dennard and Sissyneck have somehow found themselves sharing apes!...
2024-09-10 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Dollman
I dare you not to smile when I describe the premise of the movie Dollman to you. The main character is a cop, stop, wait, come back. He's a tiny cop, thirteen inches tall, and his superpower isn't his smallness. This is not an Ant Ma...
2024-09-09 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostVideo Podcast: BIGFEETS - Episode 28, Psychic Bigfoot vs. A Polite Request
BIGFEETS has a video podcast now! Come watch our handsome faces as they actually form the words you love! This time we're talking about the psychic pedophile bigfoot finale! Those ones, those are the words you love.
2024-09-09 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS - Episode 28, Psychic Bigfoot vs. A Polite Request
The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 8 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: AIMS Eru...
2024-09-09 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: The BIGFEETS Shirt
You have awoken naked in the woods, a victim of psychic bigfoot attack. Only one garment can hide the shame you feel...
Blocks ALL psy...
2024-09-09 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Double Doggone Shirt
Buy the shirt, say you remember the classic Seanbaby and Brockway sprites from Hot Dog: Year One.
Choose your fighter! They have identical movesets...
Punching Day: True Police Cases
Men! Some hardy women! Get ready! For bullet-hardened cops and brasier-hardened bosoms! Prepare yourself! For shocking real facts from True Police Cases!
Learning Day: The Ugly Truckling
The Tesla Cybertruck: wait, stop, where are you going. Come back. I applaud your blanket aversion to CyberTruck HorseHockey. But look at this thing I found:
2024-09-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Fucking Day: Man2Man Alliance
Younger readers might not know this, but there used to be more than six or seven websites. People owned their own domains, and when I say "people," I mean human beings with names like "Steve" and "darklady89," rather than demented flesh golems nam...
2024-09-04 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 191, Vincent Gallo Merch
We have an animated podcast! Come watch us and Jason Pargin talk about the trainwreck that '90s bad boy actor/director Vincent Gallo's life became.
2024-09-04 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 191 - A Very American Book Game with Jason Pargin
Seanbaby is joined by American heroes Brockway and Jason Pargin to honor this great country by reading Gregory J.P. Godek's book, 1001 Ways to Celebrate America. This episode was originally going to run on 9/11. It had to be moved.
2024-09-04 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 191, Vincent Gallo Merch
Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Jason Pargin, to rummage through the yard sale that actor/d...
2024-09-04 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Pin-Up Pete
It’s 1952. You’re fourteen. Every nude shoulder makes your year. Then one day, your world changes. You find thirty pages of patriotic, navy-approved cheesecake…and its podcast.
2024-09-03 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Learning Day: EGG 🌭
For a long time, I've wanted to cover an early 2000's teen magazine for this website, you know, the ones that were all about girl power! Which meant that girls power the economy by buying our patented anti-ugly bitch cream. While American magazine...
2024-09-02 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: The Jimmy Jiggles Shirt!
You remember our mascot, right? His name isn't Jimmy Jiggles, we actually forgot to name or acknowledge him.
Now we're a little afraid to. Buy his shirt, maybe he likes that!&nb...
2024-08-31 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Nude Vampires
This isn't important, and I don't know why I'm opening with this, but "These ladies of the night are no tooth fairies!" is not a sane tagline for something called Nude Vampires.
Learning Day: The Buttercream Gang
Alright maybe you remember when youd go over to a new friends house as a kid and there you are getting used to the new smells and carpets and wonderin: is there mom nice or mean? And you get to looking at their movies and theres the normal star wa...
2024-08-29 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Zero Zero
This is not a LaserDiscs In The Rain column. God, how I wish it were. That would imply that my father showed me Mike Batt’s Zero Zero, on purpose, as a child, an...
2024-08-28 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 190, Top Model Backwards With Dan McQuade
We have an animated podcast! Our two cartoon ghouls and guest Dan McQuade discuss the episode of Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of a memorial ballad.
2024-08-28 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Wiener 190 - A Stupid Karate Book Game with Dan McQuade
Seanbaby has dozens of karate solutions for dealing with idiots, but are Brockway and Dan McQuade foolish enough to look for them?
YES!
2024-08-28 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 190, Top Model Backwards With Dan McQuade
Seanbaby sets an impossible task based on his own vanity: Watch the episode of Americ...
2024-08-28 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Here Comes Whiteman! 🌭
Good morning! Ever read comics by the American Nazi Party?
Wanna see their spin on Superman?
...
2024-08-27 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostVideo Podcast: Episode 27 - The AIMS Crew vs. Psychic Pedophile Bigfoot
Bigfeets has a video podcast now! Finally, you can watch our handsome mouths pronounce the words "psychic pedophile bigfoot" -- universally agreed to be the most aesthetically pleasing series of human mouth shapes.
2024-08-26 13:31:20 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Web Woman
Web Woman was, without a doubt, the worst superhero to ever do it. She was one of the Super Seven in the show Tarzan And The Super 7. Since she wasn't the title character, she had to be worse at saving people than a man...
2024-08-26 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS Episode 27: The AIMS Crew vs. Psychic Pedophile Bigfoot
The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 7 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: A...
2024-08-26 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: BIGFEETS - The Shirt!
You've heard the show, now wear the show! One day you might watch the show, but it is not today.
Hot Dog Store: Crisis On Infinite Berks Shirt
In every universe there is a wolfchild who needs saving. The real tragedy is that not every universe contains the manimal, little person toy genius, or Hulk Hogan speedboat who can save them.
Commemorate all the wolfchildren gone too soon with
Teamworking Day: The Austin Powers Collectible Card Game
Brockway: It’s shorthand for despicable hackery now, but in the late ‘90s the Austin Powers series was the biggest comedy franchise in the world. On paper, I don’t hate it. It was an original, high concept comedy wh...
2024-08-23 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post