Look. I’m lucky enough to get to write a column here twice a month. That’s twenty-four chances a year to connect with another human being on this rock-afire ball of mud, and those opportunities have become precious to me - so something has bee...
2024-08-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"Play the hits," they say. Nobody wants to hear your new material — they want the stuff they grew up on. So be it, I say to my trio of muscular, younger men as I begrudgingly rise from the bed we all sleep in together. It's been eight weeks sinc...
2024-08-21 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWe have an animated podcast! Watch us and Merritt K discuss 1986's Heat with Burt Reynolds, the one where he dresses like pimp's couch and does flying jumpkicks that burst men into flames. Yes, that one!
2024-08-21 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway is back with Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss the making of Heat. It should surprise nobody that it was one of the greatest disasters in film history.
2024-08-21 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway slips into his paisley blazer to trick Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, into watching the 1986 ...
2024-08-21 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Meet the ultimate team-up: Honda, the Department of Transportation, and death. Supergirl watches.
2024-08-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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I’m a pretty confident and creative person, but I don’t think I possess the erotic imagination strong enough to come up with 469 Dirty Drawing prompts, let alone ANOTHER 469 Dirty Drawing Prompts. Who is going around wit...
2024-08-19 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWear your favorite anthropomorphic action hero hot dog boys to any event: funerals, funerals, funerals, or funerals!*
*may cause you to be kicked out of funerals.
2024-08-17 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine a sport with the lethal strikes of martial arts but the pageantry of pro wrestling and the choreography of a grade school ninja play. Imagine two biker babes in leather underpants. Imagine seven more nude biker babes. Maybe imagine three m...
2024-08-16 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we ride around in a zeppelin shaped like an amalgamation of our two hogs.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did ...
2024-08-15 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
This is one of the most popular books in America. Its execution, ideas, and corporate background might be grimmer than its topic.
That book i...
2024-08-14 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWe have an animated podcast! Watch us talk with Rusty Shackles about Bangkok Knockout, which is the second best way to watch Bangkok Knockout, aside from actually watching Bangkok Knockout.
2024-08-14 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby forces Brockway and guest, Rusty Shackles, to seek out and revel in Christian clown horror. Rusty was abruptly devoured just a few minutes into this podcast. Send flowers straight to hell, which is where all clown victims go.
2024-08-14 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby, Brockway, and guest Rusty Shackles celebrate the bonkers Thai martial arts ...
2024-08-14 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We need more dolls.
A theory.
Dolls aren’t innately 2024-08-13 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh no, you got your fetish in my athletic event! You got your athletic event in my fetish. Things are going to get sexy, punchy, and confusing this week as we talk about the PFC: Pillow Fight Championships. It's the Muppet Babies version of the UF...
2024-08-12 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 6 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Washington County....
2024-08-12 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostBuy the MORMON DOOM shirt in the Hot Dog store now!
Real ones know Doom Guy is canonically Mormon. Bad motherfuckers celebrate it.
2024-08-10 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hi, parents. Witches are tricky, and they have fourteen secrets. Several of them is the television show, Smurfs. Luckily, I have found the book and "Unique Audio Experience" cassette to stop them.
2024-08-09 12:00:11 +0000 UTC
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You all remember Curt Hiss, the Drug-Free Beatboxing Snake. If you don’t, you need to click away right now....
2024-08-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Twenty five years ago, tabletop roleplayers didn't have many options when it came to comedy about their favorite hobby. It wasn't like it is today, where you can type "funny D&D sketch" into TikTok and get a cavalcade of mostly-nude women in e...
2024-08-07 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAfter three decades, someone has finally uncovered the pilot for the lost 1990s American live action adaptation of Sailor Moon. Brockway shines the Magical Girl Signal. Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg solemnly answer.
2024-08-07 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time to play the hit game Manimal, Wizard, or Hulk Hogan Speedboat - where Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg must solve the problems of Sailor Moon episodes using Manimals, Wizards, or Hulk Hogan Speedboats. It explains itself!
2024-08-07 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostAfter three decades, someone has finally uncovered the pilot for the lost 1990s American live a...
2024-08-07 11:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s Tuesday! Time to check hell’s slush pile.
Fucking what? What alien infant wrote this? Have they se...
2024-08-06 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I would like to be the 1900hotdog columnist who specializes in art that is also literally a crime. Personally, I might have been a fan of the web series Stoner Cats under different circumstances, but do you know who definitely wasn’t ...
2024-08-05 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostPopsicle Pete. Some websites don't even let you speak his name. We call those websites "survivors."
But that's not you!
Buy his shirt, wear his image, taunt your fate! 2024-08-03 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
We each live in our own silo crumbling to dust on a different entertainment wasteland, so I don't know if you've ever watched the increasingly less popular television show, Britain's Got Talent. It's like American Idol, but some ...
2024-08-02 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Does Austin Powers make you horny, baby? Yeah, baby, yeah! Well, you better (oh) behave, because there’s now two incredible games based on the hit Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery franchise. And, I know what you’re thinking, and
Some would say picking on a Chuck. E. Cheese animatronics fansite curated by a single man for over two decades is low-hanging fruit, beneath the ambition of a seasoned comedy columnist working in the cursed media space. Others, who are clued in an...
2024-07-31 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post