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Hot Dog Store: Get That BIGFEETS Hoodie

It’s another BIGFEETS day, so I’m here to remind you that we have a sweet BIGFEETS hoodie for you.

Oh yeah, that’s what I’m talkin about, th...

Animated Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 34 - THE DOGGZONE EPISODE

The unbearable weight of Robert Brockway's departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, "The Badge, the Bi...

BIGFEETS Episode 34 - THE DOGGZONE EPISODE

The unbearable weight of Robert Brockway's departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, "Th...

Hot Dog Store: It's A Great Time To Buy A Hoodie

I said brrr, it’s cold in here, there must be some declining pressure in the atmosphere. Haha, we have fun here in the little store posts, don’t we? Anyway, it’s cold in most of North America, which means you probably live in this section here that the weather station says is where cool people live. 2024-11-30 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: The O’Reilly Factor for Kids III

Wearily, you slump against the dorm room door, having survived another stressful Thanksgiving with family—probably the last one to be thankful for in our lives. Outside is a mad whirlwind of political gloom but in h—“2024-11-29 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Legends of Evergreen Hills

Chick-fil-A made a TV show. They also made an entire entertainment business. They are poised to conquer American culture. But first, LOL, Chick-fil-A made a TV show???

2024-11-28 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Count DeClues' Mystery Castle

Remember Tenko and the Guardians of Magic? You needn't lie to impress me, gentle reader. Far too much has happened in the past...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 203, ROBOTJOX with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby & Zack Koontz welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOTJOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over...spies are involved...

Extra Weiner 203 - ROBOTJOX the GAME, with Lydia Bugg

Just couldn't get enough ROBOTJOX could ya?? FINE. Here's some more... in game form!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 203, ROBOTJOX with Lydia Bugg

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOTJOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over...spie...

Learning Day: Stonewall Jackson's Black Sunday School

Once, there was a failure name...

Learning Day: A Women's Guide To Football🌭

As we all know, football is the manliest thing a man can do. It's got everything men love: big beefy dudes, balls, sweating, touching… you know, man stuff. Though we have tried many times, women simply cannot comprehend it. Yet tome after tome h...

Hot Dog Store: It's Always Tanktop Season

Summer is gone, but your hunger for breathable apparel hasn’t been sated. Are you as tired of sleeves as I am? Always getting in the way of your bulging muscles, ripping every time you lift a car over your head? Well great news, we’ve introduced tanktops 2024-11-23 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Grand Gospel Magic

I know a lot of how-to guides I've shown you have been too specific, too 2024-11-22 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: An Interview With My Six-Year-Old Self About Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue🌭

In 1990, the war on drugs found a new nemesis: Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue. This television special was the ultimate Saturday morning crossover, featuring ten different franchises including Looney Tunes, Garfield, the Real Ghostbuster...

Upsetting Day: It Is Fine! Everything Is Fine!

When I was but a lad, my father sat me down and served me the future on a silver platter. Little did I know it was a future borne less of The Jetsons and more of Eraserhead. My Dad likes real weird movies, see, and he made u...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 202, RIKI-OH with Christina H

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH!
If you'd rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man's body, you prefer your jaws int...

Extra Weiner 202, Microwave Z with Christina H

Seanbaby and Merritt K welcome back Christina H for a game of Microwave Z... Learn how to make the worst food ever on the worlds best and only bonus podcast to a bonus podcast of all time!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 202, RIKI-OH with Christina H

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH!
If you'd rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man's body, you prefe...

Nerding Day: Pin-Up Pete, Revisited

I’ve let you down. Back in A...

Upsetting Day: 101 Signals From Pet Heaven

Sometimes, it's difficult for me to accept help from other people who don't have radical names. That's why I was so jazzed to come across self-help guru Jupiterion Olympus. They mainly write books on manifesting love, money, and romance, but they ...

Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS FOR EVERYONE

We interrupt your scheduled BIGFEETS to let you know we have both the classic BIGFEETS shirt and BIGFEETS OF FUTURE PAST available in a Women’s ...

Animated Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 33 - BIGFEETS VS. ALASKA MONSTERS

The BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a bitter loss poss...

BIGFEETS Episode 33 - BIGFEETS VS. ALASKA MONSTERS

The BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a b...

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Days

We have a lot of different days here at 1-900-HOTDOG, but every day is Upsetting Day. That’s why we have the different wieners.

No matter if you are in the mood to nerd, fight, learn, or fuck, 2024-11-16 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife

Angels and ghosts… how do they fuck? No, I'm serious. I don't need all the details, only the basics. Is there any kind of introductory course on how they… oh, perfect!

2024-11-15 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Fucking Day: The Kitty Kama Sutra

Well this one is kinda a public service Hotdog Write-It-Up, were gonna try and help some of our congregation what might have a terrible infliction and dont even know it but were here to assist. Now probly most of us when somebody asks us: do we li...

Nerding Day: CrazyJim

I'm in the middle of a project about Billy Mitchell right now, who, if he is reading this, has never cheated and is without a doubt one of the greatest gamers who has ever lived. But that project has gotten me thinking about the other gre...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 201, SHOCKWAVE with Brendan McGinley

Seanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012's SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop """robot"""

This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!

Extra Weiner 201 - BOOKGAME! with Brendan McGinley

Seanbaby & Dennard welcome Brendan McGinley for a Seanbaby's Bookgame! "An ABCs of Childhood Tragedy" and tragic it is... take a listen!