Seanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012's SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop """robot"""
This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!
Welcome to my Final Destination. I left Puppet Week unscathed, thanks to timely interference from 2024-11-12 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Once a week I wake up in a cold sweat, shaking. I cry out; I’m convinced that they’ve foun...
2024-11-11 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in.
We’ve got the shirt available right here. This thing is beautiful, I have one on my desk and I’ve been staring at it for so long I’ve forgotten what my parents...
2024-11-09 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
When I started 1900HOTDOG with Brockway in 2020, there was an implied deal– we would never be apart again. And for many years that was true– we shared 2024-11-08 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Oof, November already? It feels like just yesterday we were getting upset watching Joe Piscopo's Halloween Party, n...
2024-11-07 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: In part 1 of our winning series on Mark Millar's fundamental misunderstanding of intelligence, we talked about many of the comic book geniuses Millar gave voice to. We covered everything from Profes...
2024-11-06 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!
Do you like classic 80's video games? You won't!
Seanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!
Dennard: Genius salute! I’m Dennard, local geniusologist and vagrant. I bear a gift from the UltraLibrary. “Bear” is like “have” for geniuses.
2024-11-05 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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I've recently become accidentally very involved in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade fandom. You know how sometimes you learn one fact about a Betty Boop balloon and then you blink and it's been six hours and you know pretty much everything about...
2024-11-04 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumours of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the l...
2024-11-04 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostHave you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumours of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the lost and found? Does Jason Pargin have a new book coming out?...
2024-11-04 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou’ve been wanting to buy a shirt, but hate the “standard” cut they all seem to come in? Well buddy, I’ve got news for you! Check out our selection of Women’s cut styled shirts!
Hi, everyone! I've run these numbers twice, and there's nothing worse than this. This is a collection of child trauma limericks written by Jordan Peterson. You will hate this. There is no other possible reaction to it for any person who has ever l...
2024-11-01 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Lemuria. Before this column, I’d only experienced Lemuria through dumb books. Thanks to you, my Dear Hotdoggers, I’ve now experienced Lemuria through a fraud YouTu...
2024-10-31 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you ever wish you could be someone else? Someone different? Someone better? Maybe you wish you could be a kinder person, a more forgiving one. Maybe you wish you'd made different choices in your life. Why did you waste so much time in ...
2024-10-30 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy)
Happy Halloween! We're giving out mouth guards, check...
Zak Koonce & Seanbaby marvel at Dirk Marshall's knowledge of... well, you'll just have to listen. Wear head protection!
Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy)
Happy Halloween! We're giving out mout...
Every Dr. Anthony King, Hollywood Love Doctor short heals my heart. Not the way romance intends, mind yo...
2024-10-29 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
For one golden year, from 1975 to 1976, DC comics ran an anthology series called 1st Special Issue. It was a pretty cool idea for a series. Each issue would be the first appearance of a new character or team, and if it went over well enou...
2024-10-28 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostJust as the prophecy foretold, it’s new BIGFEETS shirt day! We’ve got hot new artwork looking for a chest to inhabit:
Take a look at how incr...
2024-10-26 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Revenge! Furious, lethal revenge! Or maybe a cute surprise! Or a little poo poo. You never know what form vengeance will take fro...
2024-10-25 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
For more than thirty-five years, I’ve always begun this column with the same words: “All joking aside.” This has traditionally been used as a facetious overture before laying satirically into the various causes celebre with which I take umbr...
2024-10-24 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The holidays are right around the corner! The decorations are up! The scented candles are out! And the judging of everyone else’s method for celebrating has begun. No matter what you do, Halloween and Christmas decorations will always go up far ...
2024-10-23 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry... To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs... bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there's one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!
2024-10-23 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little Extra Weiner... Hey. Don't be gross. You know what we mean.
Penis.
Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry... To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs... bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there's one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!
