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Extra Weiner 212 - TIDBITS! With Merritt K

Extra Weiner 212 - TIDBITS! With Merritt K

Get a mouth full of a fist full of TIDBITS with Merritt K on this ultra violent and super sexy bonus episode!


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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 212, FATAL DEVIATION with Merritt K

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Merritt K to the DOGGZZONE! Faith and begorrah! A BloodSport has broken out on the Emerald Isle, and it's heavily underfunded! Join the DOGGZZONE and suffer along to 1998's FATAL DEVIATION, Ireland's...

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Learning Day: Why Die

Still jobbing to death, chumps? Why? Eugene Christian cured dying before McDonald’s invented it. Eat more bread and you’re good. Even if bread poisons you. You were one batch of lockdown sourdough from skipping the whole pandemic.

Immort...

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Fucking Day: Kissin Cousins

In 2020, I wrote about Blue Hawaii, a movie where Elvis spanked the depression out of a teen girl, and I thought that was probably the worst th...

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Hot Dog Store: JANUBIGFEETSARY

Oh baby, is it my birthday? Because I just sat on a cake, if you know what I mean.

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Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 38 - The Raven Mocker Part 2

The thrilling ornithological conclusion to The Raven Mocker saga! Does it get a little racisit? We'llll seeeee!


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BIGFEETS Episode 38 - The Raven Mocker Part 2

The thrilling ornithological conclusion to The Raven Mocker saga! Does it get a little racisit? We'llll seeeee!


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Hot Dog Store: Assembled Dogs

DOGS! ASSEMBLE!

The whole crew is back together for one more job. You son of a bitch; you’re in. And we’ve got a bunch of options for you to bring the crew home.

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Upsetting Day: Man and Strife

Ahhh, marriage!

Phil Hirsch spent the '60s and '70s shoving lazy and terrible cartoons into themed "humor" books. He covered all the...

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Learning Day: Johnny Lingo

Alright did you folks ever hear about Patricia McGerr? She was a writer lady in America in the 40s and 50s and 60s. She wasn’t any kinda superstar, she was a midwest gal and went to school in Nebraska but and then Columbia for journalism and sh...

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Learning Day: Lawless

Just who was the Earth monster known as Brian Bosworth?

Historians have been asking this question for countless star-cycles. When the planet Earth was exploded in their year 2025, only scant information of the life-forms and civiliz...

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 211, Shaq-A-Licious with Mark Mahoney

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE for a deluxe 'old school internet' crossover extravaganza! Mark reprises his role as BADCANDY's candy master in the ultimate test of gastronomical endurance! What's on today's menu you...

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Extra Weiner - 211, C.G.H.W.M.A. with Mark Mahoney

Extra Weiner - 211, C.G.H.W.M.A. with Mark Mahoney

Robert Brockway brings UNBRIDLED LUNACY to the table and Mark Mahoney has to just sit there and choke it down. Seanbaby watches from the cuck chair... it's a hunky cuck chair, don't even trip.


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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 211, Shaq-A-Licious with Mark Mahoney

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE for a deluxe 'old school internet' crossover extravaganza! Mark reprises his role as BADCANDY's candy master in the ultimate test of gastronomical endurance! What's on t...

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Nerding Day: Every Day Magic🌭

The sinkhole swallowing mankind has an easy fix: magic. Magic can fix it all. I’m rededicating my life to magic.

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Learning Day: Staying Awake To The World Around You

There are two things I love– the powerful emotional ballads of America's greatest singer, Michael Bolton, and the 1994 Toro riding lawn mower. There might have been a time when this wasn't the case, but I can no longer remember it. That time is ...

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Hot Dog Store: Jimmy Jiggles

Who in the world is Jimmy Jiggles?

Oh. But we love that guy, right? Maybe we love him so much, we want to see his little face everywhere we look. Maybe we want to make sure everyone else sees his face everywhere they look too!

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Upsetting Day: Jesus and my Gender

In 2022, a hateful dumbfuck and a guy who will draw anything for $300 got together to help define gender roles for Christian children. You either already know that's code for "translating transphobia into children's book", or you're about to be ve...

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Learning Day: Miami Spice

Media empires begin with simple ideas: A happy cartoon mouse, an orphan child who discovers his fursona is a bat, a magical boy who believes in bathroom genital inspections. Small ideas that bloom big. So it was with 2025-01-16 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: Jake Tapper🌭

I’ve lost all respect for Jake Tapper, and for the media ecosystem he thrives in. This cursed blog post is the first reason why.

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Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 210, MURYO WAZA RPG with Eddie Doty

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Eddie Doty to the DOGGZZONE for a few rousing rounds of Muryo Waza! Never heard of it? NEITHER HAVE WE! Join us in a game of madness and menace where none of the points matter and EVERYTHING is on the line! Roll a nat 8...

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Extra Weiner 210 MAN HUNT. TARGET: HUNKS! With Eddie Doty

Extra Weiner 210 MAN HUNT. TARGET: HUNKS! With Eddie Doty

Join the DoggZzone as they welcome back Eddie Doty for what is perhaps the single sexiest game MAN HUNT ever played


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Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 210, MURYO WAZA RPG with Eddie Doty

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Eddie Doty to the DOGGZZONE for a few rousing rounds of Muryo Waza! Never heard of it? NEITHER HAVE WE! Join us in a game of madness and menace where none of the points matter and EVERYTHING is on the line! <...

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Upsetting Day: Queen for a Day

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Fucking Day: Less Vanilla

I'm not sure how many questions strung together equals an interrogation, but I can tell you in my opinion, it's way less than 223. Writing for this website has made me aware there's a type of person out there who thinks that if there's a problem i...

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Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS EXTRAVAGANZA

Welcome to January!

BAM, got a mug all up in your mug, right at the top. You thought I was going to put the hoodie again, but you are WRONG, BUCKO! Check ou...

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Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 37 - The Raven Mocker Part 1

Join the BIGFEETS crew as we all learn that bigfeets are in all actuality... birds. Old lady witch birds. Who knew? The AIMS team, that's who!


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BIGFEETS Episode 37 - The Raven Mocker Part 1

Join the BIGFEETS crew as we all learn that bigfeets are in all actuality... birds. Old lady witch birds. Who knew? The AIMS team, that's who!


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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Handshake!

2025 is officially the year of Hot Dog Handshake. Don’t believe me? Look at this image:

See?

So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in fi...

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Punching Day: Dogfight Wild Tournament II

Last week, I talked about Dogfight Wild Tournament, the fight and fight-like thing promotion produced by a Spanish podcaster. If you miss...

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