
Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we carry each other around in the world’s only man-sized tandem Baby Bjorn.
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2025-01-09 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Look: I hate to get political on this, the comedy website where I write about dick fights, but one of my core beliefs is that the existence of bil...
2025-01-08 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Daniel O'Brien to the DOGGZZONE! Airline safety videos from 2015 would not stop singing and dancing directly at you. Passive aggressive digs at your intelligence and wildly inappropriate t...
2025-01-08 12:59:00 +0000 UTC
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The Doggzzone welcomes back Daniel O'Brien for a whole lot more airplane safety! It's like a bonus for the bonus of a bonus episode, you lucky so and so's!
2025-01-08 12:58:01 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Daniel O'Brien to the DOGGZZONE! Airline safety videos from 2015 would not stop singing and dancing directly at you. Passive aggressive digs at your intelligence and wildly inappropriate twerking to...
2025-01-08 12:57:00 +0000 UTC
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Hold that thought. I only get one opening move. The wrong play ruins the entire year. It’s time for elite t...
2025-01-07 13:00:07 +0000 UTC
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After ten seasons working on Beverly Hills 90210, pretty much everyone hated it except for Ian Ziering. That man knew what he had. You can't blame most of the non-Ian Ziering cast for hating the show because they were making 32 episodes o...
2025-01-06 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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It’s 2025, baby! We did it, another year in the books and my pawn takes both your rooks. I don’t know, I started that sentence with the best intentions and then felt like it needed a rhyme and it kind of got away from me. But life is like that...
2025-01-05 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Have you seen our catalog of cursed artifacts? The real one, I mean. No? Shit.
Well, in the meantime, why don’t you check out our cool Catalog of Cursed Artifacts shirt!
2025-01-04 19:00:06 +0000 UTC
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In 2023, a podcaster known as "The Spanish Joe Rogan," Jordi Wild, put together a fight promotion and if you're waiting for a twist in this half of the sentence, it's not coming. It was called The Dogfight Wild Tournament, and nothing I'm about to...
2025-01-03 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
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What does Christmas mean to you? It’s a question that’s plagued the opening of articles about Christmas for years. Some say Christmas is about family. Others might say giving. And, of course, there’s a handful of people who believe the holid...
2025-01-02 13:00:05 +0000 UTC
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As we trundle toward the end of another year, it’s more important than ever to convince your kids that an elderly flying man has broken into your home. But just as important, we also pause to recognize the REASON for the season ...
2025-01-01 13:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGGZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? As if it weren't completely obvious, these are but a few of the fantastical crea...
2025-01-01 12:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby, Robert, Drew and Natalie Dee attempt to untangle the Gordian knot that IS this week's WikiWhy!
2025-01-01 12:58:01 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGGZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? 2025-01-01 12:57:01 +0000 UTC
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2024-12-31 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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I'm a big fan of Christmas movies that are deeply fucked, but even I was a little disturbed by the blank CGI faces of the baby hive mind starring in The Bratz Babyz Save Christmas The Movie. It's already uncomfortable watching babies (sor...
2024-12-30 13:00:11 +0000 UTC
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It’s the end of another year, and what better way to celebrate than with some bigfeets merch!

As always, we got that hoodie for you. Bunch of diff...
2024-12-30 12:59:00 +0000 UTC
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The Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever!
We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or... maybe they're trying to evade them? There's literally no way of knowing! Gra...
2024-12-30 12:58:01 +0000 UTC
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The Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever!
We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or... maybe they're trying to evade them? There's literally no way ...
2024-12-30 12:57:01 +0000 UTC
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Be the manimal, little person toy genius, or speedboat wrestler you want to see in the world.

That’s right, this week we are talking about Crisis On Infinite Berks. Now, as you all know, 2024-12-28 19:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small meas...
2024-12-27 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small meas...
2024-12-26 13:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small meas...
2024-12-25 13:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Dan McQuaide to the DOGGZZONE! Are y'all ready for a transgender little person incel prieset criminal Pamela Anderson elf secret?
'Cause that's what you're getting. It's a Baywatch Christmas special! There's plenty ...
2024-12-25 12:59:01 +0000 UTC
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The DOGGZZONE welcome back Dan McQuaide to take down some terrorists, just another Wednesday at 1900HOTDOG!
2024-12-25 12:58:01 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Dan McQuaide to the DOGGZZONE! Are y'all ready for a transgender little person incel prieset criminal Pamela Anderson elf secret?
'Cause that's what you're getting. It's a Baywatch Christmas special! ...
2024-12-25 12:57:00 +0000 UTC
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Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small meas...
2024-12-24 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small meas...
2024-12-23 13:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey! Stop pouring liquid into your hands and start pouring it into our new 11 and 15 ounce ceramic mugs!

Each of these mugs are available in 11 ounce and 1...
2024-12-21 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
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