Upsetting Day: Boobsπ
Two weeks ago, I showed you something called The Fart Video. It was an unrelatable series of observations about farts that have never existed; a un...
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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Hot Dog Information Bomb
Welcome, πs, to your day of appreciation. Weβre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we once sold a T-shirt where one of us was wearing the other as a hot dog strap-on. We thought it was funny to dare you to buy it....
2025-04-17 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Walnuts
βI too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable.β - Lisa Simpson
I forget which episode thatβs from, but it always stuck with me, much like every line of every episode of The Simpsons Seasons 3 through 9. But I didnβt cal...
2025-04-16 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 223, Child of Peach with Dirk Marshall
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dirk Marshall for REDACTED.
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Extra Weiner - 223 CGHWMA with Dirk Marshall
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dirk Marshall for a much needed ear bleaching in the form of everyone's favorite game... Confused Guatemalan House Wife Magic Attack! Let's forget the past by confusing our present!
2025-04-16 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 223, Child of Peach with Dirk Marshall
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dirk Marshall for REDACTED.
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2025-04-15 12:00:20 +0000 UTC
Upsetting Day: Dorbees: Making Decisions
Bob The Tomato From VeggieTales is going to hell. This isn't conjecture, this is a VeggieTales fact. The maker of VeggieTales has two hard and fast religious rules for the show that were passed down from his mother when ...
2025-04-14 12:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: The Official Hot Dog Handshake
Hot Dog Handshake is back in a big way! Donβt believe me? Look at this image:
See?
So check it out, we have it in a shirt available in five diffe...
2025-04-12 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostTeamworking Day: Mickey Mouse and the Medicine Man
Brockway: In the official Disney canon Mickey Mouse and Goofy are recovered speed addicts, doing their best one day at a time. Hi, Iβm Robert Brockway, and today on this very special episode of Teamworking Day, weβre talking a...
2025-04-11 12:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Tomes And Talismans
Tomes And Talismans is an edutainment program teaching 1980s Mississippi children to use a library. Itβs also a passionate work of outsider art combining science...
2025-04-10 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Hook Action Figures
As a child I adored the 1991 film Hook. Its vision of Neverland, with its devilishly handsome Rufio and delicious-looking imaginary pastes, captivated me enough to watch it again and again. As an adult, I'm less forgiving of the film's st...
2025-04-09 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 222, EXTRA LARGE with Merritt K
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K! Extra Italian, extra sleepy, extra Estrada, EXTRA LARGE! From the depths of Italian television obscurity comes a spiritual successor to Hunk Week's sweaty slabs of beefy nonsense! Ingredients include extra PUNCH, extra OLD and extra... Win...
2025-04-09 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner - 222 ARCHIE SOLUTIONS with Merritt K!
Y'all loved 'em last time, so we're heading back down to Riverdale for another round of Archie Solutions! Merritt K and the rest of the gang will be there, so come along... and mind the gunshots, (Riverdale's getting a bit dicey these days)
2025-04-09 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 222, EXTRA LARGE with Merritt K
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K! Extra Italian, extra sleepy, extra Estrada, EXTRA LARGE! From the depths of Italian television obscurity comes a spiritual successor to Hunk Week's sweaty slabs of beefy nonsense! Ingredients include extra PUNCH, extra ...
2025-04-09 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Strengthening the Eyes
Donβt judge yet. Everyone deserves a chance.
Nerding Day: The KFC DC Crossover π
Remember when comic books had dignity? No? Me either. I kind of love that DC will whore Superman out to anyone with enough money.
Today, I wa...
2025-04-07 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: You need a new mug!
Itβs a BIGFEETS Monday, and your favorite mug just broke. TIME TO GET A BETTER ONE!
Thatβs right, itβs the BIGFEETS mug, where you get five mugs for the price of one! Wait, let me clarify, 2025-04-07 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 43 - Return of the Rogue Team PT. 2
The AIMS team has crossed over into the magical realm of riddles and ciphers! Devilish enigmas developed by the steely minds of the Rogue Team or perhaps the back of a Waffle House Kids menu (there's no real way of knowing) will be puzzled over, decoded, and will start sev...
2025-04-07 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBIGFEETS Episode 43 - Return of the Rogue Team PT. 2
The AIMS team has crossed over into the magical realm of riddles and ciphers! Devilish enigmas developed by the steely minds of the Rogue Team or perhaps the back of a Waffle House Kids menu (there's no real way of knowing) will be puzzled over, decoded, and...
2025-04-07 11:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostHot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and HORRORS FROM THE VAULT
Collect them all! There are two.
NEW MERCH TIME! You never asked but we made βem, 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!
Available right now i...
2025-04-05 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: The Fart Video
No one will ever do anything worse to you than show you the The Fart Video (1992). I'll try to make it fun, but you will never forgive me for this. The more you learn of it, the more your mind will reject it. It is a violent misunder...
2025-04-04 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostCyberKnight and the Hand Puppet Commandos, Part 2π
Last week I wrote about CyberKnight and the Hand Puppet Commandos, the epic tale of triple-doc Dr. Daryl Daxler, a com...
2025-04-03 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Kingβs Quest 5
Itβs kind of weird to me that Kingβs Quest has completely disappeared from the gaming landscape. Remember how the reboot of the series came out ten years ago? If you do, congratulations: You and I are the only two people on planet Earth who pl...
2025-04-02 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostAnimated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 221, Capitalism's Greatest Hits with Gareth Edwards
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards! Ah music, arguably one of mankind's greatest gifts to the world, an incomparable ode to the wonder of existence. "Without music, life would be a mistake." Nietzsche said that, it's in a book! So, what finer fuel to power the machinations ...
2025-04-02 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Weiner - 221 MORE CRIMES err MUSIC! With Gareth Edwards
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards for an even deeper dive into the literal crimes against humanity that is corporate music!
2025-04-02 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostDogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 221, Capitalism's Greatest Hits with Gareth Edwards
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Gareth Edwards! Ah music, arguably one of mankind's greatest gifts to the world, an incomparable ode to the wonder of existence. "Without music, life would be a mistake." Nietzsche said that, it's in a book! So, what finer fuel to power th...
2025-04-02 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day : Ultimate Demonic Empowerment
Genius sparked Ultimate Demonic Empowerment. Self-help books melt into magical bullshit, and spellbooks melt into self-help mantras. Why not mix them into 600 pages of Sephiroth chanting βbelieve in yourself?β Thatβ...
2025-04-01 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Straight Girls Guide To Dating Women
We cover a lot of male maniacs on this website, so in the interest of being fair and balanced, today is for the lady maniacs! Jen Sincero calls herself a "success coach" now, but that's because she has no actual credentials in any area. She's the ...
2025-03-31 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasting Day: March Podcast Roundup... Again!
I think we did it. We had the March Podcast Roundup but it was for the February podcasts. But now here we are in March still with the March Podcast Roundup again! But this time it is for the March podcasts! Wow, our long national nig...
2025-03-30 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post