This ain’t some two-bit shirt, this here is all eight…
Assorted weights and torments.
This week let’s take it back to halcyon days, back when things were super chill. You’d wake up at 10, skateboard down to the arcade,...
2025-03-29 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Is there an academically agreed-upon way to bone? I own 114 books on picking up girls and none of them say what to do when you get one. I own 29 VHS tapes about spicing up your love life, and every last one of them is a secret dildo ad. I once rev...
2025-03-28 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Some ideas are so good you dare not speak them aloud before filing every possible copyright and trademark. You only get one billion dollar idea in your lifetime, and that’s if you’re lucky. When it comes, you need to be ready to drop everythin...
2025-03-27 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
David Wynn Miller was once a humble tool and die welder. At some point in the 1970s, a back-alley surgeon removed his kidneys and adrenal glands. This caused his heart to restart, jacked his IQ up to 200, and made him biologically immortal. A few ...
2025-03-26 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Zak Koonce! Somewhere between reckless violence, quizzical boredom and a failed Rosetta Stone course, lay DOGFIGHT: Wild Tournament 3! Hop into the fight sedan, now glance at a capoeira poster... you are now wildly overqualified to swing sa...
2025-03-26 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe're headin' down to Riverdale. Gonna have a good time for a little bit. We got some things to figure out, but we're gonna ask Archie 'cause you don't know shit!
With Zak Koonce!
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Zak Koonce! Somewhere between reckless violence, quizzical boredom and a failed Rosetta Stone course, lay DOGFIGHT: Wild Tournament 3! Hop into the fight sedan, now glance at a capoeira poster... you are now wildly overqualified to swi...
2025-03-26 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Our burning fortunes, forests, and futures? My perfect stage. There’s endless madmen to hunt for sport, and no hint of consequences. I couldn’t spam slander like this in print. That’s how duels started and quickly e...
2025-03-25 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
You know who I really trust? The Hawk Tuah girl, AKA Hailey Welch. She went on Bill Maher's podcast at some point shortly after her viral fame while she was still deciding how to make money off of being a meme, and he suggested she become a "relat...
2025-03-24 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s a BIGFEETS monday, so I’m going to do a quick roundup of what we’ve got going on merchwise.
NEW MERCH TIME! Starting off with our newest arrival, Sgt. Bigfeet’s Lonely AIMS Team Band. It’s beautiful. We have it in 2025-03-24 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember the Rogue Team? Sure, we all do... well, except for the AIMS team up until recently. Thrill as a blubbery gang of hardboiled eggs chase a phantom sasquatch death squad around time's flat circle! Check your GPS, we're going on a trip. Destination: MOUNTAIN MONSTERS...
2025-03-24 11:58:18 +0000 UTC View PostRemember the Rogue Team? Sure, we all do... well, except for the AIMS team up until recently. Thrill as a blubbery gang of hardboiled eggs chase a phantom sasquatch death squad around time's flat circle! Check your GPS, we're going on a trip. Destination: MO...
2025-03-24 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostFeaturing the hit single “Wild Bill in the Tree with Chainsaws.”
NEW MERCH TIME! This week we have one hell of an image to show you. You need to click through to see this thing in all of its glory, these little preview images don’t do ...
2025-03-22 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Thugs approach you with all manner of street weapons, the weapons of the street! Pipes, shards of glass, unshapen rocks, none, flamberge! Quickly! Read this!
2025-03-21 12:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Alright let’s get started. But not at the start though, this is one where we’re gonna start in the middle and then kinda flash back to the actual start and then work our way back to where we started (the middle). We’ll probably still end at ...
2025-03-20 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Gather around children, for the fire is warm upon the hearth and my grandfatherly voice is just the right amount of gin-soaked. It smells of old leather, even though there is none in the room. And, if you’ll all just close your precious peepers ...
2025-03-19 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for a fan favorite, (and by fan we mean Robert and by favorite we mean excuse to record a podcast.) That's right, it's another episode of BLADESMEN! Ocean Edition Volume: Guh? We find our hero's right where we left off... having done so...
2025-03-19 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for another round of C.G.H.W.M.A. Spoilers: No one wins!
2025-03-19 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Michael Swaim for a fan favorite, (and by fan we mean Robert and by favorite we mean excuse to record a podcast.) That's right, it's another episode of BLADESMEN! Ocean Edition Volume: Guh? We find our hero's right where we left off......
2025-03-19 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: How to Become a Sensuous Witch
I Made Drinks!
By Dennard Dayle
Are hungry and horny the same thing? Obviously not, but you can swing a B asking. Or B+ with a backup gimmick.
Respect. 2025-03-18 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Quick, sit down. We don't have much time. They're going to let me talk about Doctor Odyssey. Everyone in my life has been listening to me talk non-stop about Doctor Odyssey since September 26, 2024, and I'm finally ready to ...
2025-03-17 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPlease ensure you have adequate receptacles for cute puns and hunky buns.
Look at those little guys, just having the time of their lives.
One of the inadequate ways we describe our hot dog site is "we create joy by excavating the debris of a broken world." That's not what we're doing today. This isn't one of those times where I find a wonderful catastrophe, where an artist's ambitio...
2025-03-14 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we commute to work by joining hands and feet to become a human wheel.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you ...
2025-03-13 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember Today's Special, the Canadian TV series that instilled the deep desire to spend a night in a department store in an entire generation? That show featured the expressive puppets of Noreen Young, and as a result we once got to see ...
2025-03-12 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Fryda Wolff
to the DOGGZZONE! We'd like you to take a moment to think about the sex lives of the DOGGZZONE... it's ok, totally consensual. Really think about it. What do you imagine? It's probably very oily, a little...
The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Fryda Wolff for even MORE frankly uncomfortable sexual revelations... it's OK, for once there's a big finish!
2025-03-12 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway welcome back special guest, Fryda Wolff
to the DOGGZZONE! We'd like you to take a moment to think about the sex lives of the DOGGZZONE... it's ok, totally consensual. Really think about it. What do you imagine? It's probably very...
Quality pitch. But the meta’s changed a bit since ‘05, so here’s an update.
Have kids? Hate them? Live near black ...
2025-03-11 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In the 1960s, a child could find a flamethrower in his deceased uncle's storage shed and become a superhero. He's Flame Thrower Boy now! Jimmy Heat died when he inherited the title from his uncle, who died way less metaphorically in a terrible f...
2025-03-10 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post