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Extra Weiner 226 - TIDBITS with Dan McQuade

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 226, Stallone's KNOCKOUT with Dan McQuade

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dan McQuade to watch "women wrestlers" "fight" in a "competition" conjured up by "Stallone."
Once again, you're going to be required by law to meet your neighbors for ANOTHER awkward conversation after listening to this "fun" episod...

Nerding Day: Colorstrology

Who are we insulting? Well done, they sound intolerable. There’s confidence, and then there’s making Earth a one-man show. If s...

Upsetting Day: Dead Pet

I know you saw the title of this article and thought "dead pets, what a rich well of comedy." The full title of the book is Dead Pet: Send Your Best Little Buddy Off In Style, and it's a comedy pet funeral book. It even has a fun little Photosho...

Hot Dog Store: What's Going On in BIGFEETS merch

Some big things are in the pipeline. Cool stuff coming your way soon. I promise I will let you know as soon as it is ready. In the mean time, lets take a look at what we’ve got right now.

Big pints for big footists (that’s you).

We recently...

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 45 - The Rogue Team Rises PT. 1

The AIMS team is back at it! Doing what they do best, chasing their tail in pursuit of a threat they quite literally made up!

BIGFEETS Episode 45 - The Rogue Team Rises PT. 1

The AIMS team is back at it! Doing what they do best, chasing their tail in pursuit of a threat they quite literally made up!

Hot Dog Store: Posters, Posters, Posters!

Oh hell yeah, they told me I get to talk about my favorite stuff this week, and that means I’m talkin

I love our posters. That tasteful thickness, the professional looking ISO brightness and opacity, that high quality Japanese paper. I alw...

Learning Day: Learn at Every Turn with Chrysler

In 1992, Chrysler put out a VHS tape about learning. Not learning about the rugged and affordable Chrysler Grand Caravan, but learning about the idea of learning. They called it Learn at Every Turn.

2025-05-02 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: The Heartbreak of Krull

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When I was a child, I thought Krull was the name of the magical throwing star the main character uses in the 1983 movie Krull. Then I grew up, and realized Krull was the name of the main character himself. Then I grew old, and realized Krull w...

Fucking Day: The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People

Yes here I am gathered here again to give a talk to you about a important topic which is: Families. One way or another we probly all got one or had one and maybe most of us are envolved in the ongoin process of figurin out how to make em work. Like how do ...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back David Bell! After "Child of Peach" back in episode 223, the DOGGZZONE was undoubtedly put on MOST federal watch lists. Not good enough. We aim to be on ALL watch lists, so we dug up David Bell to join us as we recap, "The Milky Life" featuring everyone's...

Extra Wiener - 225 Dreams of the Witch with David Bell

David Bell is back for a much needed round of Dreams of the Witch! It helps ease the pain of The Milky Life. It's doesn't remove your name from the registry you are now on.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back David Bell! After "Child of Peach" back in episode 223, the DOGGZZONE was undoubtedly put on MOST federal watch lists. Not good enough. We aim to be on ALL watch lists, so we dug up David Bell to join us as we recap, "The Milky Life" featu...

Learning Day: Basic Witchcraft

I finally know what’s wrong with me. Why my chants go unanswered. Why my most illiterate enemies still reign, a hundred animal sa...

Fucking Day: Dial A Date🌭

If you were awake at 3 a.m. in Canada in 1995 at any point in your life, then you probably know who David Bronstein, The Prince Of Love is. If you don’t know who David Bronstein, The Prince of Love, is, go ahead and picture him. You don’t need a descri...

Podcasting Day: April Podcast Roundup

The April podcast roundup is upon us, and I am here with tales of delight and horror!

First up, non-podcast things that are important to me. Brockway brought us 2025-04-27 12:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Action Figure Shirt

It’s another Store Post Saturday, and this one comes with real Nitrate-Blasting action!

That’s right, this week we’ve got a brand new shirt, the Hot...

Punching Day: Exposing the Dangers Behind Martial Arts and Yoga

As a Christian, are you allowed to do kung fu? The answer is no, because of mysticism, which means there is no reason to read this 180 page book saying the same thing over, and over, and over.

2025-04-25 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (The Animated Series)

What do I wish I could bring back from my childhood? A closer sense of community? Nostalgic places that have gone out of business? My Grandma Florence? All good answers, all wrong. If this were Family Feud, you’d have three X’s and Steve Harve...

Learning Day: Zardip's Search for Healthy Wellness

Healthy wellness is like a goth girlfriend or the approval of your father. Everyone wants it, but the advice on how to achieve that goal is confusing and often contradictory. Contemporary Twitter users would have you believe that wellness can be a...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 224, E.T. Storybook with Lydia Bugg

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Lydia Bugg! Hey 80's kids! We all loved Thriller, we all adored E.T.! Would you believe the spirit of these two titans of 1980's pop culture merged into one hateful sack of fetid audio swill so repugnant that it had to be litigated out of its very existe...

Extra Wiener - 224 Aroused Books Crotch Enhanced Win Game. With Lydia Bugg

Lydia Bugg is back on for the Bonus Podcast for some extra curricular ET Jacksoning by way of sex crime in book form, "101 Things To Make Her Wet!" This oughta teach ya to stop long before you get enough!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 224, E.T. Storybook with Lydia Bugg

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Lydia Bugg! Hey 80's kids! We all loved Thriller, we all adored E.T.! Would you believe the spirit of these two titans of 1980's pop culture merged into one hateful sack of fetid audio swill so repugnant that it had to be litigated out of ...

Nerding Day: Alt-Hero Q🌭

4chan’s dead for the week, but the damage to the species lives on. Including formative damage to me, and at least one coworker. No funeral is in order, but I’ve heard worse excuses to recap action schizophrenia.

Meet the...

Learning Day: Nathen Mazri's Political Career

When you work for 1900Hotdog, you have to keep track of your maniacs. Roughly once a year, for the last three years, I've reported on the movements of a man driven to madness by the loss of his one true love, a Garfield licensing deal.

2025-04-21 12:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Hot Dog Store: BIGFEETS Pint Glass now available!

Big pints for big footists (that’s you).

That’s right, we recently released a line of pint glasses, and one of them is adorned with the classic BIGFE...

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 44 - "Best" Of Mountain Monsters!

Sit back, relax, put your BIGFEETS up and sit as spell as we go over the many ill-advised and ill prepared adventures of the AIMS team up to this point in a very special one part two part special!

BIGFEETS Episode 44 - "Best" Of Mountain Monsters!

Sit back, relax, put your BIGFEETS up and sit as spell as we go over the many ill-advised and ill prepared adventures of the AIMS team up to this point in a very special one part two part special!

Hot Dog Store: Pint Glasses Are Here!

You know I love our mugs, I talk about them all the time. But you know what? We need to shake things up a bit. Let me introduce you to our brand new pint glasses!

2025-04-19 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post