The DOGGZZONE welcomes back me, the resident clod. It's quiz time! What movie is made up of equal parts Kindergarten Cop, Cool As Ice, No Retreat No Surrender, Down To Earth, Only the Strong, Duets, Rush Hour, Rocky IV, Almost an Angel, starring an athletic alcoholic sex pest and funded by the D.A.R.E.program?
If you answered, Seanbaby's 2...
2025-05-28 11:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel a bit calmer.
Ah, there it is. The hose of nonsense that keeps me from growth. Once, this was a Buddhist t-shirt. Now it’s elf. Over ...
2025-05-27 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the story of the most British television program ever to exist. It's got everything I associate with Britain: children in weird little Victorian outfits, creepy dolls, the queen of England, and sadness. I've never been to Britain, but I'm sure thes...
2025-05-26 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Haha, it’s gonna be May. Remember that? Classic. Alright enough fucking around, because Lydia Bugg fucked around and brought us Dial A Date 2025-05-25 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
This is your brain on Hot Dog.
Have you tried to explain to your friends, family, coworkers, parole officer, or religious official what exactly 1900HOTDOG is? Have you had problems expressing comedy for smart people that somehow makes them dumber, bu...
2025-05-24 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Author Eddie Vuittonet is a Renaissance maniac. He is uniquely incapable across all aspects of the human experience. There are many other stupid, lazy schemes like his, but he is doing all of them, all at once. You, of course, know him from the wild bird g...
2025-05-23 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Well this is what I ordered:
(Thats suppose to be a whistle there on the right)
And this is what i got:
2025-05-22 12:00:11 +0000 UTC
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J.R.R. Tolkien supposedly popularized the phrase "cellar door" as one of the most beautiful in the English language. If he'd spent less time on the ancient mysteries of the aelves and more time crushing ass, he might have realized that "cellar door" is fuc...
2025-05-21 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dennard Dayle to the DOGGZZONE! Quick, name three sexy things. Don't be shy... Correct! Clowns, Christians and beans. Heaving, gelatinous mouthfuls of steaming hot baked beans. BBQ if you're nasty. Now, imagine a book that packs all three of these, (your favorite) erotic ingredients into a violent, (also hot) action/n...
2025-05-21 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostEnough of some clown's bean fetish, there's TIDBITS to... oh. Oh. it's still pretty bad. It's ok, Dennard Dayle is here to suffer right along with you!
2025-05-21 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dennard Dayle to the DOGGZZONE! Quick, name three sexy things. Don't be shy... Correct! Clowns, Christians and beans. Heaving, gelatinous mouthfuls of steaming hot baked beans. BBQ if you're nasty. Now, imagine a book that packs all three of these, (your favorite) erotic ingredients into a violent, (also hot) action/n...
2025-05-21 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you're a person with the niche interests of baking and terrifying things, you've probably already heard of the legendary 1990s Australian Women's Weekly Magazine's Party Cakes For All Occasions. It's just a normal magazine full of cakes that ar...
2025-05-19 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostRoll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.
In case you didn’t see the announcement a couple weeks back, we’ve got hot new BIGFEETS merch for you. Check it out:
Spirit Halloween masks, 'haunted" sex shacks, and hillbilly hack writing make an inept improvised interrogation! Would you expect anything less from the AIMS team?? Yes! All this and less on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!
2025-05-19 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSpirit Halloween masks, 'haunted" sex shacks, and hillbilly hack writing make an inept improvised interrogation! Would you expect anything less from the AIMS team?? Yes! All this and less on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!
2025-05-19 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostReal ones know the Doom Guy is Brigham Young.
Some new video game came out recently, I don’t remember what it was. But that’s irrelevant. What is relevant is this week’s shirt, a celebration of the greatest form of Mormonism of all tim...
2025-05-17 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: Hey, Brockway! Guess what. Ventriloquist Dream Date.
Brockway: Ventriloquist Dream Date! Fuck yes, I’ve been telling my therapist I don’t want to live anymore but she didn’t realize it was aspirationa...
2025-05-16 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we started a two-man band where we both play lead guitar and vocals. It’s like Tenacious D but with no Kyles. Or maybe it’s all Kyles. ...
2025-05-15 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back award winning author, Jason Pargin.
Today we watch "Terror in the Woods" also called, "These Woods are Haunted" but also not called that, or, it IS but the other thing. No one knows... Scared yet? Brought to you by the same subset of Travel Cha...
2025-05-14 11:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostJason Pargin is back! Winning awards as an author. And YOU'RE back for even more tantalizing, tedious tales of terrifyingly typical texts of... the fuck was I typing? Here's more woods spookems.
2025-05-14 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back award winning author, Jason Pargin.
Today we watch "Terror in the Woods" also called, "These Woods are Haunted" but also not called that, or, it IS but the other thing. No one knows... Scared yet? Brought to you by the same subse...
2025-05-14 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sucker Punch punches. Fuck. Starting over.
2025-05-13 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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It's the distant future, the year 1982. The Earth is ruled by the cruel Emperor Seng I from New York City. Luckily, there's one man with the power to stand up to him and fight for humanity. A man who goes by Futureman. A man who will punch...
2025-05-12 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostRoll your character. We’re Wood Elf Pissmancers.
This week we’ve got a brand new BIGFEETS design for you. Imagine the look on your coworkers faces when you roll into the office with this display of incredible heroism adorning your shirt. Ok, now ...
2025-05-10 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Emily Brontë. J.D. Salinger. Vincent V.. Each of them a brilliant author, and each stopped after writing only one perfect book about masturbation. Today we are going to read Vincent V.'s.
Pitching this idea was a mistake. I’d recently seen some talk online about Street Fighter 2 for the ZX Spectrum and I thought, “Wow! I never heard of that! It must be crazy! What a treat!” So, I wrote to the fine owners of t...
2025-05-08 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
The evolution of online culture has achieved a rapidity we never could have imagined in the 2000s. Back then, we had to subsist on what we called "internet fads" for months or even years. We supped upon a thin gruel of Hampsterdances, All Your Bases, and H...
2025-05-07 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dan McQuade to watch "women wrestlers" "fight" in a "competition" conjured up by "Stallone."
Once again, you're going to be required by law to meet your neighbors for ANOTHER awkward conversation after listening to this "fun" episode!
