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Stupid Sexy Cryptids: [159-162]
159: Good Vibes
"Food quest time!" Sage announced.
“Um. Dream food won’t actually fill our stomachs,” I pointed out. “What’s even the point of eating in this place? Also, why do I even feel hungry or tired from walking in a dream?”
“Maximum realism, bruh. The food here fills souls with joy of shared experiences!...
2026-02-10 00:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [156-158]
156: The Feast
One second I was wrapped in the group hug, squished by the warmth of my many girlfriends hugging me and Laika. Then something grabbed my consciousness and yanked it in two directions at once, like a piece of taffy being stretched by enthusiastic children at a carnival.
Part of me tumbled downward into some distant de...
2026-02-02 15:35:30 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [152-155]
152: The Song of Wormwood
Another stray. He just has to collect them all!
Shady rubbed her aching temples with a dark, furred hand, closing her eyes.
Deep, unnerving pain radiated from the base of her antlers down to the marrow of her bones. It felt as though someone had taken a sledgehammer to her soul and then trie...
2026-01-26 02:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [148-151]
148: Many Licks from the Heart of Darkness
"We write our own futures here, Solara. And we don't throw girls off tall bridges to fix the weather," I said.
Not anymore anyways. I didn't voice my thoughts of the Salem witch trials and the Spanish Inquisition memes.
"The Frontenachii tell me that MY world is outside of t...
2026-01-20 23:14:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhere the Predators Prowl Music Album [V: Jan 17, 2026]
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Claimed:
Rune of Dawn:
Laurel:
Twin-Soul Flame:
T-Dust:
Five Souls:
Best Friends:
MacPaws:
Dimensional Chalk:
What was Lost:
Pied Piper of Entropy:
Where the Dead Things Bloom Music Album [V: Jan 17, 2026]
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Summer Promise:
One Hundred Thousand Miles:
Bloom!:
Let me In:
Pack Vibes:
Made for Two:
Morning Wub:
Fort Bed:
Wake Up:
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2026-01-17 16:47:40 +0000 UTC
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Stupid Sexy Cryptids Music Album [V: Jan 17, 2026]
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Perfect Wiggle Food:
[Chapter 56 Song]
The Real Starshady:
[Chapter 2026-01-17 14:18:06 +0000 UTC View Post
January SSC HD arts and sketches!
Google doc with HD files:
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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [144-147]
144: Festive Fencing
“You fucking beerch,” Wattica snarled, the black sword in her claws rearranging itself back into a massive gun aimed at Comet. “You’re going to pay for that!”
"Don't attack her with magic!" Sevviya barked, eyes glowing bright with astral sight. "Her clothes are… extra-reactive! They feed on intent!"...
2026-01-11 23:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [139-143]
139: A Crowded Chessboard
“Your great-g
2026-01-02 22:18:53 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids: [135-138]
135: Fox Watches the Watchers
The fox-shaped shark exploded out over the bubbling Jacuzzi water and claimed my lap with supreme confidence of a flag planting conquistador claiming a new continent. Rainbow-nail tipped hands braced my shoulders and ocean-blue eyes struck me like a comet plummeting into the sun. Judging by the intensity of ...
2025-12-25 18:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [131-134]
131: Saint Nikky
Evelithria descended into mad, gurgling, giggle-adjacent noises.
If she couldn't use the fleet anymore, if Nexali's railgun bolt to the head didn't do the job… Then she would make sure that her best, most jolly assassin would conceptually, permanently erase the Emperor of Humanity from ...
2025-12-16 21:26:57 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids: [123-125]
123: Rainfall
I tried to move my legs. They responded, which was a good sign.
Galateya wiggled on me slightly, gradually releasing me. Her eerie extradimensional wings winked out of existence, leaving only faint, fading rainbows in the air.
She stared up at the branch and flower-dome ceiling, eyes wide and unfocus...
2025-12-03 01:06:41 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [120, 121, 122]
120: Uncollared Fox
We watched the Omnid broadcast with great curiosity for a few minutes. Eventually, the topic moved away from the Frotenachii interdimensional crimes onto Omnid general news.
“Boooooring,” Sage declared, blowing a raspberry at the holographic image of the Omnithornian news anchor discussing celebrity gossip.<...
2025-11-28 20:56:19 +0000 UTC View PostSomebody Stop Him audiobook now out!
Somebody Stop Him is now on kindle as book and 20-hours long audiobook!
2025-11-18 15:43:39 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [110-112]
110: Tactical Sushi Deployment
I shoved another Philly roll into my mouth, watching as a curtain of rain blurred the two curvy Omnid figures. The ground beneath them erupted with wildflowers and pink moss spreading outward in perfect concentric circles, as if someone had detonated a botanical bomb.
Heh.
Good. This w...
2025-11-18 01:23:26 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [107-109]
107: Raelle Knight
Time slowed to a crawl as Sage melted into Galateya's warm embrace.
The Hurricane of Foxness swirled through Sage's Fractal Engine heart, thousands of vulpine voices singing unique tunes, disagreeing, agreeing, ebbing and flowing to and fro like an ever-shifting river delta.
FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND! T...
2025-11-14 00:08:38 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [104-106]
Chapter 104: The Broken Keiy
Keiy marched into Corpse Seeker Kappa's interior, eyes blazing crimson, blade-like spider-like legs clicking against the crystalline floor with aggressive staccato beats.
"Kawathra!" she bellowed, voice unit crackling with poorly-modulated fury. "I need a fucking diagnostic RIGHT NOW!"<...
2025-11-09 01:32:35 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [101-103]
101: The Emperor Calls For Aid
I didn't run far.
In fact, I barely made it fifty feet into the treeline before I stopped, crouched behind a massive Douglas fir, and activated the gun unit headband's enhanced auditory sensors.
Suddenly, I could hear everything—the rustling of pine needles, the distant cry of a hawk. Most imp...
2025-11-07 18:51:07 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids Nov 5 Art
Sage human form:
Sage 50% Phase-Shift:
Sage Skinwalker Form [100% Phase-Shift]:
Stupid Sexy Cryptids [98-100]
98 Execution
What the fuck was I thinking?
I was already busy taking over a Frontenachii warship in one location. Now I was agreeing to be hunted by an emotionally volatile dragon and a Skinwalker I’d just met here, down on Earth!
The only problem was that the Frontend of my mind saw her<...
2025-11-05 18:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [92-97]
92: Yesterday [I]
It all started with a
2025-11-05 04:16:17 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [88-91]
88: Skinwalker Clan
“I dunno. Maybe this attack is a distraction from some other dastardly vampire plan?” I ranted, pretending to be mentally coerced by the Skinwalker Charmchain into the conversation. “Maybe they ran out of bullets because their compound was blown up by the Frontenachii?”
I took a nervous breath. Looked at...
2025-10-30 17:37:54 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Sexy Cryptids [83-87]
83: The Justice Boundary
Galateya crack
2025-10-29 02:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post