Porpentine

🌠 NU YEAR BLAST 🌠

⭐Surfaces published my micro piece We Will Play For You
⭐image board style Stabbed in the Head CYOA quiz thing where you can decide your swordhead fate
⭐one...

mother's office + something to cry about

Liquid Lctober: Fracking Dungeon, Streaming, Soup

1) i taught myself how to make a snake and be the snake

i've been streaming here. i mostly talk to people and play games and sometimes stream irl stuff like making sandwiches. 🐍

2) 

2020-10-25 00:59:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Armory

short story
12,269 words

link 

cali yuga + knifesitter

Aging Out

38 page story for you 

quiet story, even in the dark

additional materials

-some more of these comic-y critters

-kinda niche...

comic/game

comic 

that becomes a gamelet

(mouse + keyboard, uses sound)

that maybe will be a comic again

things are hellformed out in cali. recor...

road trip

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Multi-Species Girl Ricecorn Grazing

shadowy forces in zurich have commissioned me to do an agricultural seminar

i have included an instructive image as well as "words", which i am told are somewhat popular in this here geological epoch. hope its educational and fun ::3

Multi-Species Girl Ricecorn Grazi...

Mural the Girl

really big one so you'll have to zoom 🔎

link to pic so you can magnify it properly and get deep in the world... 🕳

June Bonanza

-new website front page 

-new blog 

i haven't had a real place to put my thoughts for a long time (twitter and patreon are pretty jank/ephemeral for that and i didn't want it to be on any ...

my talk at UCLA

this was such a goofy event i could barely keep from busting up the whole time. in the first few minutes the chat was protested by people from britain and mic bombed with nicki minaj, then UCLA permabanned me from my own talk.  💥🔫 

the technical difficulties part is when 15-20 minutes of rioting happened as I strategized fr...

trinket basket

I got a lucky picture of venus and luna in conjunctivitis or whatever from my balcony. These ladies are really doing it just living their lives.

1) I made a dress and a slimebabe tile for those animal crossing fiends out there. i love making clothes!

2020-05-03 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Halo Dispersal

The appearance of a Gold item is usually accompanied by a cursed effect.

In addition, when a Gold Halo appears, an intense metallic sound is heard, but its acoustic vibrations are only carried by nearby inorganic materials.

Halos can be made of Cyan, the material Swords are made of, or they can be made of Gold. Some say [who?] that a...

Dirty Wifi

my new story!! 4 years and its finally published whoohoo! 💃

CS:Wife

another lineless pic for the picture book

i have a real desk now instead of a window sill...it took me 8 hours to put together 🥵 it has been nice having "surfaces" where "things can go" instead of "water damage" and "my monitor rusting a...

puppet

working on a visual art book

a story i wrote is coming out in a month or two(?) in strange horizons. it's my first story accepted by the core scifi short story market so that's really cool 🌌

made a toilet of fuck shirt because 1 person wanted one. i don't thin...

bat

a bat

grlfr

we exist in the same time so we can see the same picture

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MADNESS OF THE COASTAL STRUCTURE

here is my hypercard game!

play me! 

-10,000+ words
-lots of secrets
-pc, mac, linux
-items and traits let you be a character or something
-i put the death ideas you sent me into a room...🔎📚🟥🚪

i'm glad that's done! ...

4step8tie

I basically finished the hypercard but I'm waiting til january to pump it out, when people are released from the great tree.

we made garlic bread. what I like to do is make it spicy like add cayenne powder and hot sauce. because my rule of cooking is yellow/white things a...

At Dennys

woke up and it was raining. really cold so put on a bunch of layers and started drawing and listening to my favorite music. this little bird jumped on the rose bushes in front of my window. it was like a tiny feathery sphere with a rotating beak. feeling grateful to get to listen to my favorite music and see the rain. apparently there's this who...

november

working on a hypercard choose your own adventure 8)

postcard #0. what i was messing around with before i made the other two and went for a more specific ...

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blarbablurpablep

Sword Milkers

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stay strong swordheads

The Soft Rumor of Spreading Weeds

play

a little thing set in the with those we love alive world, with cover art by Lachlan

and i mailed the second wave of postcard #2 💌

pics + postcard update

postcards mailed! if you didn't get postcard #1 (or postcard #2 gets eaten by your regional mail goblins), let me know so i can ensure your postcard fate is sealed. i also have enough postcards to mail a second batch for latecomers, so feel free to pile on.

2019-10-01 19:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post

big wad of pix

the 2nd postcard is 99% done and i'll send to the printer soon. in the meantime please enjoy the recently discovered phenomenon of visual media  👁🐬🐬🐬   

2019-09-18 00:21:10 +0000 UTC View Post

JULY ROUNDUP: THE MOVIE

SITE REWORK

cherish the thought that your representative in the Global Internet Death Match Royale has the purest expression of her personality enshrined in her website:  http://slimedaughter.com. i love when websites are actual places ...

june cultural initiative intra-party newsletter update

i'm almost done with a collab between me and lachlan cartland, a serious moral tract warning of the perils of candy, sluts, and tabletop rpgs. i am confident it will put the final nail in the coffin of "Mr Dungeons Dragons" and also the pernicious myth of Lesbianism.

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