This one was, and was happy, and was currently balled up with her not-sisters and sisters and not-bigs and bigs in the soft place that was warm. It had been time since she was, dozing off and waking up in that hazy border between living and sleeping, where time has no real meaning. Big had fought other Bigs, and some had won and some had lost an...
2020-07-28 04:38:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! This episode is our first ever guest star, Frank Leroux!
For those of you who don't know, he wrote the phenomenal fan series Smol Detective, found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/a2...
2020-07-20 22:14:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe training manual didn’t cover this.
The mind, alone and dark, mused as it was flooded with information; the manual and seminars were, at best, ways to prepare one for a catastrophe, but they really didn’t do the process justice. Granted, the… fusion, ah, that’s the word - the fusion of a pilot to his M...
2020-07-20 22:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostLoading Dock 5E, Roughly 10 minutes or so before visitation hours (gone wild gone wrong gone sexual):
“I don’t like these things.” Dr. Silver murmured, looking into the freshly-opened crate. He wasn’t alone - not in the room, nor in sentiment over the three puffy medical-grade bright white suits that stared blankly back up at the a...
2020-07-13 22:03:57 +0000 UTC View PostSo we might make this one star-spangled-banner themed, or if we want a wildcard, maple-syrup-we-didn't-gain-our-freedom-for-hundreds-of-more-years-until-we-wrote-a-strongly-worded-letter themed.
Either way, it's gonna be a good'un. Due to the personal request of our porn goblin, some following changes:
(1) We will not b...
I mean. Might as well make it dramatic~!
The next lewd vote will be up right after this posts.
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[Ambrosia] chirruped quietly with a mixture of frustration and anxiety, flicking the clock indicator out of her HUD’s peripheral vision once more. Things were not going to pl...
2020-07-13 01:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
So. I figured this would be a good topic to talk about - even though it's a bit rambly, as I am wont to do, it's unedited. Cause I wanna be real with ya'll.
Also, this is a much shorter episode; I don't know if anyone even listened to the whole hour-long thing, so. I'm cutting it down.
Please give me feedback 2020-06-30 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
“Really.”
Of all the responses, of all the possible ways that Than mo thought his colleagues would react to him breaking the news of an incurable global pandemic, that CENTRAL was stalling for time at the potential cost of human life, that the four of them would most likely be left to deal with an incoming flood of patients and may als...
2020-06-30 04:46:36 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Sorry for the delay, I was hoping to get this out a bit earlier - but a 2 hour interview and hiring a criminal defense attorney (for dad, not me) kind of ... ate up my day.
But here we are! Smol, only technically a day late!
And as a side-note, thank you all for being so patient with me. <3 It really means a...
2020-06-23 04:43:46 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the well-known but unspoken perks of being on the front lines with human integration into multiple-species anything is that… well, everything is them sized when you start out. So when you’re issued “standard” rations, “standard” living quarters allotments, “standard” utility bill allowances - everything t...
2020-06-15 03:31:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey patrons - again, thank you for your support. I hope the most recent short story was as good for you as it was for me... wait. ah.
hmm. Phrasing. I guess we're not doing phrasing anymore.
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For those of you who've never voted, it goes something like this:
Dear Ma,
They’ve cycled me to a support company. They say it’s safer here, that I can just sit pretty and wait out the rest of my tour. They say that, but I can still hear the guns hammering the front, and when those get quiet, I can hear the front too.
The food here is awful, I mean just ...
2020-06-08 01:22:35 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: Hey everyone! I know this chapter's been a bit late. I'm not going to sit here and complain or bitch or moan; the TLDR is that I got me a bit of the depression/anxiety from losing my job and the general state of the world. However, the Good news is that my Unemployment Insurance claim is now finally being looked at!
A...
2020-06-01 05:17:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! Since nobody decided on a topic for the last podcast, it's been left up to dealer's choice! So I figure, something that might be neat is to dive into how I'm creative week after week, in a sustainable way.
This podcast is a bit rambly, but that's also how the creative process is! And it has absolutely no bear...
2020-05-18 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThey say time flies when you’re having fun. This “They”, whomever the them that “they” are, have apparently never worked a job that’s required 100% of your attention, willpower, or emotional reserve. Time does fly when you’re having fun, but time also flies when you’re defusing a bomb, wrangling 15 toddlers, de-...
2020-05-18 18:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jornissian patient’s name, since he had not been properly named by any human yet, simply defaulted to JOHN DOE. This was both for medical privacy reasons, and because having people name other people in the midst of trauma would inevitably backfire in horrible ways. Weeks, or even months after your hospital stay, who would want to be known ...
2020-05-11 01:15:39 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! Hope you enjoyed last month's lewd - we work hard at working the porn goblin to near exhaustion to get you the finest uwu gems from the dildo mines.
... Reading that paragraph again, I don't know where I lost the analogy, but it's gone now. ANYWAY. We're doin' our monthly vote again! Since snek won last month...
2020-05-09 22:34:36 +0000 UTC View Post
We're making this a thing! First, sorry for the clicking throughout the episode - dry mouth, and I started talking, so... whoops.
Anyway. This episode, I answer the questions from the patrons from last episode, and go into some detail on the authors and works that inspired me and sort of ... effected me, I guess? IDK. I kinda ramble on in ...
2020-05-05 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostSo, first, shoutout and headpats to our porn goblin; this is... 21 pages of story and smut.
We couldn't do this without you, our patrons. <3 we love you all, and you can come and throw popcorn and rocks at the porn goblin anytime.
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4:23 A.M. local time. The clock at t...
2020-04-30 17:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post‘This is bad.’ Juan thought, warm air coming in humid and salty through his sweat-soaked bandanna mask.
The sun crested to it’s zenith in the sky, beating down warm, life-giving light and energy to the farmland below. It hit harder for those who worked out in the fields, and it hit particularly hard for the few humans who st...
2020-04-27 02:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
If you've ever wondered what could drive a man to start a science fiction shitpost and let it take over his life... this is that story.
It's a long listen, but it's one hell of a rollercoaster.
Shoutouts to those who finish it all and then do the thing in the comments below. <3
2020-04-21 03:52:10 +0000 UTC View PostRoughly 10 seconds.
It took roughly 10 seconds for a karnakian chick to eventually float back down to earth after a round of “upsies”. Using his lightning-fast mind, Than mo did the math as to how much each chick must weigh, how large they are, their relative superposition to the galactic center and the air-speed velocity of an unladen...
2020-04-20 01:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all. Quick question that I'm mulling around as I'm doin' research:
Would you like a candid patron-only podcast? Maybe once a month or so, but just something where if you have a lore question, or a "how do you do X" question, or even a "what are you like, smol horse, and why do you scream when you perceive the dawn?" question, I'd ans...
2020-04-15 17:02:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons - thanks again for supporting the team. We've had this art in the making for a while now, and what with everyone being stuck at home our artist friend has been able to finally knock this out.
Enjoy this classical meme in a new format. Which does beg the question - if the Dorarizin can understand the doggos... wha...
2020-04-13 00:57:26 +0000 UTC View PostAll the potat knew was safety, warmth, and the steady breathing of her sisters, not-sisters and not-brothers. Potat thought she was on her back, but there were so many new denmates that she was kind of pressed up against Dad and a few dozen other bodies; inner-ear orientation tended to not make sense when you couldn’t tell which way w...
2020-04-13 00:32:35 +0000 UTC View Post30 Hours almost always seems like a long time.
Well. If you want to be pedantic about it, then we’d have to define almost every word in there except 30. And “a”. Point is, 30 hours is a long time if you have nothing to do but hurry up and wait. And hurrying was something that a group of humans was doing, if only bec...
2020-04-04 01:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey peop-
Wait wrong intro. Let's get this vote out onto a tray.
NICE.
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For those of you who've never voted, it goes something like this:
Vote for your species
Vote for your gender pairing
Species + Gender Pairing = Lewd for the month
ex: Dora...
2020-03-30 04:02:53 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! So I know we're doing a bit of a departure for what we usually do for lewds, but like.... ok, just hear me out a moment.
So for those of you who don't know, every month or so we go out and capture a porn goblin. Sometimes by net, sometimes by breaking their legs - but yanno. They wake up in the dildo mines after tryi...
2020-03-30 01:32:58 +0000 UTC View PostBig was big.
Big was big because she was big. This one was not as big as big, or as big as sisters. This one was runt, but it was ok. This one knew when to burrow and when to wiggle and when to cry and Dad was close and Dad was safety. This one let Big be Big because it was small, and it did not want to fight.
Big was big. Big was al...
2020-03-21 01:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostSo apparently words are hard. Writing words, yes. And reading words too. Like...
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....so anyway. As my wonderful, amazing patron khantigre pointed out.... uh. I wrote the wrong thing for the lewd last month. This is a bad. We needed to make this right...
So here's the right thing. And since I did an oopsie, we're gonna giv...
2020-03-15 02:44:46 +0000 UTC View Post