Ik’itili idly kicked her legs in the soft dirt, her work-booted heels making little ruts in the ground. Her leggings were already dirty from fighting that evil Terror-beast, and the sudden voice call from Ngruzren was worth taking a bit of a break to catch up anyway. Admittedly, Ik’itili was hoping to get the gang back together and ...
2020-03-15 00:53:37 +0000 UTC View PostHey there my patronis! We're finally back on track, and I hope you've had an excellent Singleness Awareness Day, and are preparing for Irish Containment Day.
In honor of everyone hunkering down while the Green Tide rolls over us, we're going to have a lewd poll! But not just any lewd poll - this one is going to be themed 2020-03-07 04:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
“-st, with object permanence forming in our species forming between one and two years after birth. This also, unfortunately, coincides with our inability to recognize danger or things that would cause harm until three years of age or so.”
The screen behind Dr. Nicholas Silver switched to a silent movie - OIH approved, of course - of a ...
2020-03-07 04:35:46 +0000 UTC View PostWell hello there patrons! Looks like on this, the secret day of February, you get the porn you voted for!
BEHOLD! LEWD SNAKES! ACTUAL CANON! A NEW, PERSISTENT PLACE FOR ALL THE LEWDS TO TAKE PLACE IN!!!
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There w...
2020-03-01 04:21:34 +0000 UTC View PostNgruzren-of-Arzgr inhaled the fresh air deeply, then sighed.
The bright warm sun bathed his tired frame, sounds of the city melting into a comfortable background haze. His pups - all five of them - harassed each other in the bubble cart, it’s deep bowl-shaped reinforced cloth basket squirming as his children burned off w...
2020-02-22 02:27:08 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, this should've been posted last week - so we'll knock this out now and then get you the next chapter out immediately!
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The outpost stood, alone, in the middle of a small airstrip, in the middle of a meadow, in the middle of nowhere.
The beauty of having a robust Planetary Defense Force, or PDF, that could respon...
2020-02-22 02:17:15 +0000 UTC View PostWow that's the longest headline ever, I think. Also I wanted to apologize for the delay in getting this to you, my patronis - real life got in the way, but I think we're good now.
This is the end of Arc 3, but not the end of Smol! In fact, I like these nerds so much, I'm pretty sure Arc 4 is just going to be a timeskip a few years down the...
2020-01-31 06:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post=========================================================
The light was too harsh, Jon decided, as he sat in the uncomfortable chair, elbows resting on the cold metal table. His fingers ran through his damp hair, slick with both water and sweat, as he tried to control his breathing.
“Can you stop fucking with the heat?”
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2020-01-17 04:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostThankfully, it's just your time this time, as opposed to your money.
...also friendly reminder, tax season is coming up! Yaaaay!
But until then, there's the voting for the December Lewd that I still owe y'all. We're going to keep this very tight with voting - so it's just (roughly) 48 hours to cast your votes! 2020-01-11 13:58:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patronis! I know... this is a long time coming, but we're gonna catch up on your lewds that we owe - so this is October's! We're gonna hold another vote for Nov, then anotehr for Dec, and another for January. Cause we love u and we owe you and thank you for being patient with us. <3
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Zrgranza-of-Azgd...
2020-01-11 05:16:09 +0000 UTC View PostA/N: What's that? It's not New Years? Oh silly smol, yes it is - New years doesn't end until our resolutions do.
Don't believe me? Just ask the PTSD-riddled aliens on Zephyr Station 8.
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Shpressnrek hummed to herself as she strolled along the mostly-empty corridor, which really ...
2020-01-05 18:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostThank you all very much for putting up with the delay - we've got a DOUBLE LENGTH CHAPTER just for you guis! Cause I love you guis and got you a gift - right at the end of this chapter.
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The podium was envied - not because it was a position of power, or of attention, or of control. That’s ...
2019-12-25 06:19:26 +0000 UTC View PostIt took five hours.
At first blush, this would make sense - you had to put out a tarmac fire, dislodge a couple war-mechs from a few innocent buildings, perform medical triage on the willing humans, attempt to perform medical triage on the non-willing humans, coordinate with multiple ground crews and your city, colony and global g...
2019-12-14 05:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUtoxEZvPyY
“I’m in.”
The balaclava wearing man hunched over his multiple computer monitors, Russian Hardbass playing at dangerously bass-boosted levels. A half-empty bottle of ...
2019-12-03 04:43:55 +0000 UTC View Post
It was the sound of cloth on air, an almost imperceptible lift as Juan Esteban coaxed the giant moth upwards. It’s multi-limbed grip was surprisingly snug; although the arms were chitinous and uncomfortable, the body (once you got used to the fact that it was a giant insect) was soft and somewhat pliable. Like an insistent me...
2019-11-23 04:35:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello patrons!
For the ones who are not on discord or Twitter:
I got into an accident on Monday. I'm fine, the car is... Interesting to look at from behind, and I already went to urgent care and am on some really neat
2019-11-15 13:46:52 +0000 UTC
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There’s always a lurch when you fall, especially if it’s from any significant height.
Some people feel it in their gut, some feel it over their whole body, some get disoriented and start to twist and turn in the air; it’s a function of the inner ear, after all, that gives you the lurch once you tumble into the abyss...
2019-11-08 05:20:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The thing held onto Jonathan, spiders crawling out of the voids of it’s eyes, leaping forward to skitter across the victim’s body. With a howling voice it cried, the thing’s breath sounding like dried skin rasping against dead tree bark.
“I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world-”...
2019-11-01 04:05:14 +0000 UTC View PostIT, the Mother, spread her wings wide in ecstasy, instinctually fanning the flames before her. IT knew that such an event happened once every few millenia, and in the ways that Karnakians just knew about soullight or Dorarizin just knew their family’s scent or Jornissians ju...
2019-10-24 04:13:00 +0000 UTC View Post
USER <MalteseShrike> CONNECTED AT [XX:XX:XX]
<MalteseShrike>[21:55:12]: @GezzkarTek221
<MalteseShrike>[21:55:18]: help
<MalteseShrike>[21:57:01]: I’m serious @GezzkarTek221
<MalteseShrike>[21:58:53]: @GezzkarTek221 answer you furbag
{GezzkarTek221}[21:59:15]: ...
2019-10-23 02:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostAyyy! We're wrapping up our snektober post, so I want to go ahead and give our porn goblin as much runway as possible for the next lewd.
Rules are the same as last time, you vote for a gender mix and then a species mix, and the winner will be a combo of the two.
So M/F Human/Snek would be MHuman/FSnek.
&nb...
2019-10-18 01:44:12 +0000 UTC View PostAnd now, the finale for this short story.
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The pounding of Sishra'simarsas heart made her normally sluggish blood sing in her ears. She could practically see the blush radiating off her face as the diminutive human Elias practically dragged her through the hotel lobby. He was . ....
2019-10-16 02:12:55 +0000 UTC View Post
One fundamental fact about Humanity that you have to embrace is this: We will do things for aesthetics, even if it’s suboptimal - or impractical.
This extends from our personal lives (pants are the enemy at home but they protect me when I cook bacon) to our entertainment (No your dinner doesn’t have to be plated like...
2019-10-10 04:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostA bit of a teaser as we ease back into the swing of things....
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{GezzkarTek221}[01:25:15]: Hey, @MalteseShrike41, are you online?
<MalteseShrike>[01:27:03]: Yes. That’s why the little tag under my profile says “online” <dog>-brain.
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2019-10-09 04:13:16 +0000 UTC View PostIt has been said by brilliant men of the past that there are known knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns.
This, however, is not a complete venn diagram, for there are still unknowingly knowns, Knowing knowns, and things that you know that you know - yanno?
One of the things that you know that you know, when you’re in the kno...
2019-10-04 02:48:21 +0000 UTC View PostYEAH WE DOIN' IT! Getting back into the groove and whatnot and whathave you.
The goal is to have results up and finished by Thursday, with the release the following Tuesday!
We're gonna do a bit of an... experiment on this one - a multi-choice popular vote. Select your gender pairing, then select your a...
2019-10-01 22:09:39 +0000 UTC View Post“What’s that?”
“Mmm?” Sensor Technician Abioye said, mouth full of instant ramen.
“That.” Sensor Technician Alezeev responded, purposefully tapping a finger against his monitor. “I know our sensors aren’t the best, but, this doesn’t look like normal traffic patterns.”
Aboiye sighed and placed his ...
2019-09-26 04:05:20 +0000 UTC View PostRetail - well, the vast majority of retail out there - is a soul-sucking experience. You work in a glorified box putting other boxes on shelves and talking to people about those boxes, and if you’re lucky they don’t blame you for their wife leaving them and taking the kids. One retail job is just the same as another; you can work for Best Bu...
2019-09-19 03:06:27 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone - happy Saturday! I hope you're having an excellent day today!
I wanted to let you know that, after many weeks of deliberations and figuring out what I can and can't do for ya'll, I've updated all the Patreon tiers.
There's basically a bunch of new benefits out there, especially 2019-09-14 17:25:42 +0000 UTC View Post
