SFX-ing Pro Wrestling
Ouch.
2022-09-04 23:27:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Doc Destructo posts
Blunder in Paradise
C'mon, you can't tell me the side of the boat doesn't say THUDER at first glance.
2022-08-25 20:44:17 +0000 UTC View PostBlunder in Paradise: Coming Soon
I got tired of doing videos about a toxic personality, and started a new video on a different toxic personality.
2022-08-21 17:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostAnger, and the Things it Can Do: Stories from Section 99
I wrote these when I was grieving. I still
2022-07-22 19:14:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe Reality of Mourning
I had lost family members before, but one not quite so close as the one that I just did. When it happened, I thought the way it crushed me up was going to break me in a way I'd never be able to unbend myself from.
The reality is, the process isn't easy. But the healthiest way I've discovered in this short time I've had to develop this skil...
2022-07-02 04:13:40 +0000 UTC View PostToday You Die, Part 1 - Cinematic Quarantine, Part 4
Enjoy. I did.
2022-05-29 01:18:43 +0000 UTC View Post
A Quick Death in Texas, Chapter 10
How to handle the aftermath of a sudden thunderdome of violence erupting in your workday.
Nine - Desperate Minds and Occupied Hearts
“Could you not do that?” The guy strapped to the office chair said.
Van exhaled a plume of sticky gray smoke. “Do what,” he said, with a shallow, dry cough, his face ...
2022-04-04 22:39:31 +0000 UTC View PostMon/Fri: Waking Up After Sleep
Downtime happens. Then It gets corrected.
Hey, hi. My brain did that thing again, where it needed time to focus on life and itself in order to work properly. I'm getting back to the point where there's normalcy there, and heading toward that point, I've got work heading toward you:
- The next chapter of A Quic... 2022-04-01 22:44:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Out for Justice, Chaptierized - 3
Sorry for not doing this sooner, I really should have.
2022-02-23 22:53:00 +0000 UTC View PostOut for Justice, Chapterized - 2
This movie is really violent, if you didn't notice.
2022-02-23 00:54:17 +0000 UTC View PostOut for Justice, Chapterized - 1
I am Ahab, against the Youtube White Whale. From a chapterized heart, I stab at thee.
2022-02-21 22:53:01 +0000 UTC View PostThat's The Wall, Brother
A while back, I made this video for folks online, though I can't remember who. I forgot I even did it, so I uploaded it here. Enjoy!
2022-02-21 22:48:20 +0000 UTC View PostA Quick Death in Texas, Chapter 8
After a long hiatus, Van is back, and he's
2022-01-15 23:53:42 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year - Here's What's Next
2022: Year of the Year
Hey, hi. Seasonal Affective is kicking the shit out of me, but that doesn't mean I'm not still here. Which means I'll have stuff for you soon, I promise:
- The next chapter of A Quick Death in Texas - Hey, you know what Van hasn't done in a while? Kicked a lot of ass, ov... 2022-01-01 22:07:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Fun With Seagal 1
I'm not ready to get started editing Today You Die, but I also can't stop editing this absolute clown of a human. Enjoy.
2021-11-09 20:50:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween
If I was going to go to a Tim Burton-themed Halloween party, it was going to be one of the best bad film directors of all time. But then, I noticed something...
2021-10-31 22:52:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhy I No Longer Feel Bad About Getting Copyright Claimed
This is an actual screen capture from Red Bull Racing's own youtube channel. These robots are revolting.
PS: I'll be working on Youtube Friendly versions of Seagal 1 and Don Valentine soon. Stay tuned.
2021-10-30 00:14:44 +0000 UTC View PostOne Day of Rest, Then Back to It
This is just a short post, but one that I feel that I need to do more, simply to say: Thanks to all of you, for keeping me going with your kindness. Yesterday was about fighting through a power outage and Youtube algorithms telling me that I'd made Illegal Media. Through everything I deal with upstairs, it's hard some days to get out of the mind...
2021-10-26 21:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Out for Justice - The "Last Stretch" Preview
The video is almost done and I might even just upload a big ol' section of it for you folks if I'm feeling spicy later. Otherwise, enjoy!
2021-10-17 21:34:29 +0000 UTC View PostOut for Justice: A Further Preview
It's on its way. Trust me, you're going to like this one.
2021-09-30 23:00:39 +0000 UTC View PostOut for Justice - Intro
Yes, I am working on it. I am extremely working on it.
2021-09-25 19:19:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe Seagal Duology: A Trailer
I'm really, really proud of this one.
2021-08-29 23:03:41 +0000 UTC View PostCinematic Quarantine 4: Today You Die - Part Two, of The Seagal Duology
This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, one that actually gave me a headache trying to use my mind to comprehend it like a normal person would comprehend a normal movie. This one right here? This is is a rare strain.
[TODAY YOU DIE hangs onscreen, slowly fading with the narration.]
This film to me was once...
2021-08-21 21:56:25 +0000 UTC View PostCinematic Quarantine 3 (For Real This Time) - Out For Justice
It's time to break this piñata, with the first of what will be a Seagal Double Header. And trust me, this will be the sane entry of that double header.
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“The thing about Steven Seagal is that he clearly wants to be a great person, but he just doesn't know how.” 2021-08-04 19:03:31 +0000 UTC View Post
A Quick Death in Texas: Chapter 8 Skeleton
It's time for things to blow up in entertaining ways.
Eight - The Importance of Safety Regulations
[Let’s build ourselves the skeleton of an action chapter, shall we?]
[We open on Telin as a palette cleanser, in terms of characters with distinctly different personal approaches: namely that rather than th...
2021-08-04 18:50:22 +0000 UTC View PostMon/Fri: Trials of a Night Person
The machine moves again.
Bright sunlight is not something I can abide. And yeah, that sounds like one of those edgy internet people things, but I'm really that extreme of a night person. My brain just shuts down at this time of year, and I can't stand it. But thankfully, the days are getting shorter again, and my brain ...
2021-08-04 18:45:12 +0000 UTC View PostA Quick Death in Texas, Chapter 7: 100% Pure Well Poison
Van Parker is the galaxy's best completely untalented detective and spy. What does that mean? You'll get an idea from this chapter.
Seven - 100% Pure Well Poison
The room was so that people couldn’t hear him swear. In his view, it was just the same as having his own personal toilet in a room he co...
2021-07-12 18:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post