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Why I Keep Playing VALHEIM

Why I Keep Playing VALHEIM

PARRY THIS, YOU FILTHY GREYDWARVES.

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Why I Keep Playing Progress Update

The short version is: Progress is happening, at a rate that I'm about comfortable saying you're going to see the Valheim video this weekend. I don't want to spoil everyone on the whole thing, so I'll hold off on a preview for today, but production is inside the last chapter of the video, and it's the shortest one, so it'll go quick. Hope you all...

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One More Short Valheim Preview

One More Short Valheim Preview

Folks deserve to be spoiled.

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Short Valheim Preview

Short Valheim Preview

It's cooking, and it's cooking pretty quick, too!

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Why I Keep Playing 1 Preview

Why I Keep Playing 1 Preview

Hey do y'all know about Steel Collar Man? Now you do!

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Section 99: The Messes of More Together People, Part 1

Hey, I've had this on the backburner for a

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Starting Today: More

Focus is Back, and So The Focus is Here


This is just me putting down a promise to both myself and you: Today, you're going to be seeing more out of me, projects actually done like they should have a long time ago. The ball starts rolling properly today, and I know I've said that before, but every time I feel that moment...

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Why I Keep Playing: Valheim

This is the new line of more positive critical analysis I'm starting, looking at a game I like and taking a deeper look at some of the points as to why I like it. It's really the sort of stuff I should have been doing this whole time, I just got a target fixation with movie content and, well, trust me, I can make this as funny, while also be...

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I Said Two Days Ago I'd Tell You More

And then I proceeded to fall asleep for most of yesterday, because that's what sickness and stress can do to you. Fact of the matter is, I woke up in a Taoist state of mind that day, thinking about how I was Trying to Do too much, and that it was harming my ability to do.

So for now, I take this week... not easy, but in a different direct:...

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Creating Youtube Movie Reviews is a Dead End Pursuit

Hey folks, when a major corporation is allowed to disqualify your efforts arbitrarily based on an algorithm, it's a major demoralizer. Which means I think I'm ending the Segalothon tomorrow, on a concession. You'll see.

I'm not quitting making videos, however, because I have a plan for this.

See, there's still that one subject I can ...

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One More Day Before the Final Cut of Today You Die 2

Congestion is a grotesque condition and I wish it on nobody. I am currently in that last awful stage where it's almost done, but also, it feels like I've been worked over with a bat from coughing so hard and so constant. This is not the situation I want to be looking at Steven Seagal in. I will heal, and it will be a Saturday thing.


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Today You Die, Part 2 - Workprint

Here's the video as it is. There's still work to go on it, but you folks have deserved this thing since last month by my estimation, so here it is.

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Seagal Will Be Out This Week

I'm not sure if that's good news or bad news, at least when I write it like that. I'm just right now in the ugly recovery period of a cold, where it's sort of hard to get work done when your body is currently trying to rid itself of all its built up congestion.

Yes, that's gross. But so is Steven Seagal.

Anyway, you'll see before eve...

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Fighting Through the End of SAD

As the sun returns, expect more regular updates.

I don't really need to go off on another post about the things that keep my brain from being the most optimally efficient system on the planet, because you can pretty much read into the sort of things going on with me if you read my writing. Given that you folks are my patrons, you ...

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The Great Push Did Pretty Good This Week

The Great Push Did Pretty Good This Week

It's still great though, so I'm going to ramp up the momentum.

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The Great Push Resumes This Coming Week

You folks know how things go with me, unfortunately. But the thing with my downswings are?

I always swing back hard.

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The Great Push - Thursday

The Great Push - Thursday

Man, Gachimuchi sound effects just add a mood, don't they?

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The Great Push: Wednesday

Taking a bit of a break today from this man and his demoralizing face, but that still doesn't mean I don't have stuff to show you.

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The Great Push: Tuesday

The Great Push: Tuesday

Little over a third done, and things are shaping up nicely. At least, in terms of a Steven Seagal movie.

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The Great Push: Monday

The Great Push: Monday

They want you to believe this man is a hero.

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Mon/Fri: The Great Push Begins Tomorrow

Mon/Fri: The Great Push Begins Tomorrow

I am tired of looking at this awful man's face, as much as I enjoy making his films fart and scream, like they deserve to. Tomorrow, I declare war, and strive to finish Today You Die 2 by the end of the week. Let's see how I do!.


-G

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Striving to Give You All Something Nice

Striving to Give You All Something Nice

So here's hoping I can pull through for a Horrid Seagalsmas.

Ugh. Oh Christ, I hate even looking at how that reads. Ughhhhhhh.

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Punched In: The Highest Lights

Once upon a time, there was a goon in a Van story named Six-Eight Nate, and like many goons in Van stories, he got the absolute dogshit beaten out of him. The important thing to note is, for as much as our soulful angry boy is prepared to end life like a Bionic Bubonic Plague if pointed at a proper conventi...

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Punched In: Good Morning (New) World

Wayfinders rank among some of the toughest folks in the Freelands, and for good reason, as they take Boldly Going to an extremely hands-on and personal level. Clad in sealed exoskeletons that are as much a mobile home and ATV as they are a life support system, they're the first people to set foot on unexplored planets. Just to see if people ...

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Punched In: Wreckmass

Pitched space battles are not common in Section 99, even amidst a setting of interstellar corporo-fascism, and the reason for that is simple: they strain the sanity of even the oldest and most stoic sapient species, because they're a window to the very best we are at doing the worst to one another. They don't escalate to but rather ...

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Punched In: Work in the Freelands (Hey It's a Side Series)

More shorts, because the more I write at a small scale, the better I get at a large scale.


Section 99 is a setting about a lot of things, not the least of which is envisioning what a true Worker's Paradise would look like, a place where people build, do and make because they want to and get respect for doing it, not bec...

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Section 99 Factsheets: Food in the Freelands

Hey folks! Been a while since I did an extra like this, so here's some worldbuilding for Section 99. Yeah, I might have wrote this while I was hungry. And maybe don't read it if you're hungry. But yeah, this is how Freelanders eat. 

More Van stories coming soon! Also, Seagal: Beware!


The Hel...

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It's Time for More Seagal

Soon.

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Halloween Section 99: Unslashed

Unslashed

Welcome to Halloween in the Freelands, where things can get a little out of hand…


Port of St. Joseph was a place where holidays mattered. A city of millions inside of a mined out asteroid was the sort of place that demanded beautification and celebration, to drive off the maddening drabness of the ot...

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Today You Die, Part 2 Script

Yeah, it's going to be a bit disjointed because you can't see what I'm seeing in the actual film, but it's in production! And this is the point where things go crazy in this movie.

No, they weren't crazy yet previously.


Today You Die II: Prison and Other Minor Obstacles

[Previously On Today You Di...

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