Here's how the boss fight goes: I fling a bolt, the banshee ignores the bolt, and then everything gets very painful very quickly. It shreds my face and tears down my front, slicing through skin and fat and muscle with callous imprecision.
The space beyond the monster is unreadable chaos. Whatever the other warlocks are doing, I don't have ...
2026-01-24 06:10:18 +0000 UTC
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Bliss. That’s the only word that could possibly describe how I feel after my first time with Sophia Lane, my dearly beloved. And second, and third, and almost a fourth.
True to her word, her appetite is insatiable. She takes the lead and I follow eagerly, trusting that her truly shocking amount of experience will make things perfect for ...
2026-01-15 15:27:22 +0000 UTC
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I won! I did it! I got the thing I wanted! Fuck you, Hastur! Everyone who’s ever called me a lonely freak can piss off! Sophia likes me back!! She said she loves me!! Story over!!! Put the book down and go kiss a girl!!!!
…
Okay, maybe it’s more complicated than that. It’s possible that, instead of pure elation, what I feel i...
2026-01-13 17:18:22 +0000 UTC
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Patrons! Hello! I'm experimenting with doing a monthly Q&A, which may end up becoming like, quarterly or whatever, who knows.
Got questions about TMGM or FWD? Ask them here! Behind the scenes process questions, character backstory questions, whatever pops into your head. I don't promise to answer everything, but I'll try to pick a good...
2026-01-08 01:49:29 +0000 UTC
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Break Weeks:
- Flirting with Death is on break this week. No update Friday, back to regular updates next Friday.
- This Magical Girl is Mine will go on break the week of January 18th.
Well! How is everyone doing? Some big developments in TMGM this week that I hear readers are very excited about. I k...
2026-01-08 01:41:21 +0000 UTC
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For the second time in my life, I die. Them’s the breaks, I guess, when you taunt an almost-god to her face.
Death has a funny way of flattening things. Fear, anger, love, hate, it all gets smushed down into a deep, dark, pit of… nothing. I’m dead, so what does it matter?
But there’s something wrong with my death. The last ti...
2026-01-07 11:46:21 +0000 UTC
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Two Weeks Ago
Ferromancer was working on a gun that shoots you in the friends. More accurately, she was trying to harness principles of magical sympathy to create a weapon that could kill someone by shooting their best friend, closest sibling, or spouse. Shoot a husband, kill the wife.
It was something of a novelty i...
2026-01-04 07:45:41 +0000 UTC
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“That man is a murderer,” the drow says, voice tight now but still keeping an even tone. “The woman at the door, Ungula, she watched him do it.”
The orc snorts. “If you’re not gonna fight, leave me out of this.”
“I am not a citizen of your malignant Covenant,” the elf sneers, “and I do not permit you to judge me f...
2026-01-03 04:43:36 +0000 UTC
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Quick! Tell me which of these titles you like the sound of better for my second serial project! The one with the catgirl that's dating a reaper, and also it's a time loop and she's going to die horribly so many times but she's gonna get so sick and badass and fuck all the bitches
2026-01-02 11:49:21 +0000 UTC
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Once again, I find myself waiting in a Visage lounge for a meeting with one of the three women that run the Forks branch of the company. This time, it’ll be Pearl Princess dragging me into a conference room, and I highly doubt she’ll be as polite as Memento and Radiance were.
After all, I’ve just orchestrated the kind of PR disaster ...
2025-12-31 09:34:28 +0000 UTC
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I’ve had a good run with Visage. Hanging with my idols! Buying hot merch! Thousands of adoring fans spamming chat with emotes! I got to play Magic with Memento, got to meet the Twilight Sisters, got to chow down with Kira and Sweet. It’s been fun. In a perfect world, I’ll get to keep doing what I’ve been doing for days and weeks...
2025-12-28 15:25:01 +0000 UTC
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Hell is a sinking tower.
They call it the Middle City to paint pride over horror. There are no slaves in Hell, only the less fortunate citizens of the glorious Middle City. Every demon is free, no matter the chains around their wrists.
Hell is a grand and putrid seven-ringed tower that sinks into the black mire of the Abyss and is de...
2025-12-28 09:19:07 +0000 UTC
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It’s date night again.
It’s date night again!
After six and a bit days of being cruelly, unjustly parted from my dearest Sophia, our scheduled weekly not-a-date hangout has arrived once more. I mean, it’s not like I’ve been completely separated from her, but I haven’t had any quality time. I need my fix!
2025-12-24 16:03:50 +0000 UTC
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Agatha Cain was having a wonderful day.
Actually, all of her days had been wonderful since Archon’s ritual. Everything came easier to her, thanks to that spectacular spell. No more anxiously agonizing over what to do and how to act, because now there was a warm glow in her chest cutting through all that useless noise. The glow would get ...
2025-12-21 18:59:53 +0000 UTC
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“Momo?” I call softly. “Are you with me?”
“I’m here,” she says, her lovely voice echoing inside my head, “but I’m not corporeal right now. I need anima to take physical form.”
Right, of course. In the MMO, reapers were a powerful high-level warlock summon that asked you to harvest the life force—the ani...
2025-12-19 01:05:58 +0000 UTC
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Oh my god it's finally out. Holy shit. That was. This has been an ordeal. A trial. A tribulation. A succession of challenges and setbacks, as one might say.
Flirting with Death is now available to read on my Patreon and will be updating Fridays most weeks. Like with TMGM, I will need regular break weeks to stay sane.
Speakin...
2025-12-12 09:19:39 +0000 UTC
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From the direction the tendrils came, there’s a girl leaning against a pillar who wasn’t there a second ago. She’s got choppy white hair and golden eyes—like Momo’s eyes, but much meaner. She’s wearing a simple black and white dress with a big ribbon around the waist. Darkness writhes and bubbles around her feet.
“Stop meddli...
2025-12-12 09:00:25 +0000 UTC
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I’d like to think that I have very normal thoughts about sex and death. Sadly, I have too much self-awareness to ever say that with a straight face—not that there’s anything straight about me.
Look, I won’t mince words. I’m something of a loser. What else would you call a perverted lesbian in her thirties living alone in one of t...
2025-12-12 08:57:46 +0000 UTC
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The second edible bloomed inside Phoebe’s body and brain, the process of chemical release accelerated by precise modifications to the deimovore’s digestive system. What normally took nearly an hour was achieved in seconds. A dopey smile spread across Phoebe’s face as it walked into the Taco Bell it had been loitering outside.
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2025-12-10 16:31:40 +0000 UTC
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“Alright, chat, that’s enough Minecraft for one day. Agatha should still be streaming for another hour, so go watch her. Or else!! Peace, nerds.”
I cut the stream, shove my viewers onto Agatha’s page, and check in with my assigned manager just to make triple sure there isn’t anything else I need to do before calling it. ...
2025-12-07 14:02:37 +0000 UTC
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Hello! Big changes! Welcome to the new world!
This upcoming Friday, I'll be launching my new web serial, Flirting with Death, on Patreon. The first chapter will be free for everyone as a teaser, and the second chapter will go up the same day for select patrons. With the new serial comes new tiers, and I've taken this opportunity t...
2025-12-06 22:15:43 +0000 UTC
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“I know your tricks now,” I warn the deimovore. My fingers tighten around the trigger of my magically-modified handgun. “You can’t hurt me with anything but words, and I’m not the same girl you tormented before. I can leave any time I want.”
The other Rachel tilts her head curiously. “Then why haven’t you? No, really. I can...
2025-12-03 12:34:57 +0000 UTC
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I explain some of my thought process to Agatha—leaving out any detail too tied to Mordacity’s existence, but sharing as much as I can—as we explore the Glass-side Forks in search of components and a proper ritual site. I don’t know that either of those are necessary, but it feels right, and at this point I’m mostly going off feeling. T...
2025-11-30 01:31:16 +0000 UTC
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By now, everyone on the team—with the exception of the Morrigan—has visited the Spire on the other side of reality. Both available levels of the tower have been scoured for information by everyone with a remotely relevant ability. The second floor has another Spire, of course, but that one’s protected by a magic seal instead of a boss mons...
2025-11-26 19:08:58 +0000 UTC
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“I still feel so bad about yesterday, I’m really sorry about that. I didn’t—”
“It’s fine,” I assure Agatha. “I get it, I promise. Honestly, you’re not wrong to feel a little weirded out by all this. I mean, professional actors work with intimacy coordinates for scenes that are arguably less intense, if more… conventio...
2025-11-23 18:58:19 +0000 UTC
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Hey hi hello! You probably weren't expecting to see this! Probably expecting another week of updates before we went on break and a post like this popped up!
Well, me too! But I've been baking under stress and becoming the struggler, so, here we are. Okay, big thing out of the way first, then assurances that this is fine actually:
2025-11-08 16:55:05 +0000 UTC
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The morning after my first date with Sophia finds me perched atop the Visage Spire like a bird of ill omen, leaning over the edge of the roof of one of the tines. I’m still thinking about my last conversation with Mordacity.
How can I kill a god? I asked.
Mordacity gave me an answer: cut it, claim it, or consume it. Each e...
2025-11-06 00:35:45 +0000 UTC
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The Mary Brandon Aquarium was the only aquarium in Forks. Its exterior was clean, modern, and boasted of its many exhibits on colorful banners hanging from all sides. In the summer it would be as busy as any other major tourist attraction; in early January its attendance was at a yearly low. Sophia considered its selection of aquatic creatures t...
2025-11-02 22:48:36 +0000 UTC
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