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Dark Legend of Potter: Chapter 72

Clinging desperately to Ron, Megumin let out a squeal as the broom banked sharply, the climbed steeply.

“M-Megumin, you’re going to choke me!” Ron gasped, and Megumin eased up slightly, but didn’t let go entirely. The ground was rather far away, and while Megumin considered herself to be fearless, she was finding she didn’t enjoy...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 19

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 19

Animula Choragi 19: Can You Hear the People Sing? 

Early on in Furina’s reign, she had visited the Fortress of Meropede and established it as Fontaine's penitentiary. It had already been a place of exile for criminals and was a...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 24

May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 24

Marker 4.210687e+11 Time Stamp: 25221-25893

O-01:It's fascinating. He's not the first example of an alien, but it's different from the other Earthlings. How does it feel to be a fictional property?

K-02:Much the same. I am as I have ever been. There have been phi...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 18

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 18

Animula Choragi 18: Seize the Day 

Yennifer was just getting her purse and pulling on her combat boots when the light in Charlotte’s room flicked on. She groaned. And here she thought she’d been quieter. Her sister stumbled o...

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May I Enjoy My Life, Entry 23

May I Enjoy My Life, Entry 23

Entry 28, Day 59

Sometimes, you see it coming when life kicks you in the nuts. Other times, it blind sides you, even when you probably could have and should have seen it coming. We woke up at 9:00 am after our failed date, expecting to be needed at the hospital in an hour for a shift. Instead, we had a notice from Kal’tsit that we were t...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 17

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 17

Animula Choragi 17: Look Down

Clenching and unclenching his fists, Iron Mask looked around the room at his underlings and seethed. Even that fool Mégret was shuffling papers and not looking at Iron Mask. The idiots knew who was really the one running ...

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May I Enjoy My Life Entry 22

Entry 27 Day 58

Being the most popular man on the planet should come with some perks, right? I mean, I guess we get the swanky new executive suite to stay in, but come on! I was hoping that my newfound status as the world’s most wanted man would mean that I got like, free drinks and stuff. Well, I suppose I could get free drinks...

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The Second Archon War: Comedia Glacialis 21

Comedia Glacialis 21: The Queen’s Brief Interlude 

The very air trembled with the roar of the crowd, and the earth shook with the tread of heavy military boots. Confetti and streamers fluttered in the air, and bright colors filled Snezhnaya Plaza. Below Kollei, a sea of celebration spread out as the Fatui m...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 21

14.7.1100 0142 hours

Rhodes Island, Executive Level

I left Exusiai snoring on her bed....

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 16: Belle

Animula Choragi 16: Belle

There were only a few weeks left in the school year, and the students of Collège Jean-Baptiste Delorme were rapidly losing interest in academics and thinking of what they would be doing come the first week in July wh...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 20

Entry 23: Day 52

I can’t see. My left eye…it’s gone. I guess I’m a pirate now. 

Fuck. At least Sussurro is here. I hurt everywhere. Maybe that was all a bad idea. 

Never mind. Rope came to see us. She’s in a wheelchair. Couldn’t save her legs. But she’s alive. She talked, a lot. I tried to liste...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 15

Animula Choragi 15: Solidarity 

Furina burst into the apartment, bags of groceries on her arms, and a check in her hands. Yennifer looked up from the table, where she’d been typing on her laptop.

“Yennifer! Wonderful ne...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 19

July 7th, 1100

I woke up in a strange bed, and found someone staring at me. I rolled over and ...

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THE ADVENTURES OF LIGHTNING PRINCESS AMI: PART 1: MONDSTADT

THE ADVENTURES OF LIGHTNING PRINCESS AMI: PART 1: MONDSTADT

THE ADVENTURES OF LIGHTNING PRINCESS AMI: PART 1: MONDSTADT

Groaning, Ami sat up and blinked bleary-eyed around at her surroundings. Where was she? It had been Aether and Lumine’s going-away party, and she’d only had one or two beers that Caelus and Stelle had snuck into the palace. Or had it been five or six? After the first two, it w...

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The Second Archon War: Interlude Son of Legend's

Interlude: Son of Legend’s

“Hiyaaaa!” 


With all her strength, Taylor brought down her katana in a slicing motion she’d practiced at least a thousand times. And, once more, Sensei Kazoo deflected it almost casually. Taylor didn’t let her anger and frustration get a hold of her. She kept her emotions constrained as s...

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May I enjoy My Life: Entry 18

Entry 22 Day 50

If you had told me that life on Terra could be “normal” two months ago, I’d have said you were crazy. Terra’s a damn death world with everything and everyone trying to kill you. 

Only…not quite. Life has been…well, pretty normal. Work at the hospital has been frantic to get all these new infe...

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The Broad Side of a Barn: Chapter 10

“What do we do?” Kazuma whispered to Darkness as they crouched over the bloody and comatose demon. “We can’t use healing magic on her, it would hurt her.”

“Um, perhaps…a kiss? She could get some essence that way,” Darkness suggested. 

“Yeah, but like, you, or me? You’re the man right now, remember.”

...

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Raiden Family Portrait, by Froggie

Raiden Family Portrait, by Froggie

Taken in 2006, this is the official Imperial Family Portrait, taken at the Grand Narukami Shrine.

Drawn by Froggie, https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/froggies-art-thread.1113803/

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 17

Entry 21: Day 42-44

I awoke about 3 am and thought I had a serious case of constipation, or just sore...

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The Second Archon War: Interlude Hopes and Dreams

Interlude: Hopes and Dreams

“Come on! It’s not much further!” Omar called, running across the gravelly soil. 


Behind him, Rana and Salim hurried as well. To the South, the desert stretched away from the rocky hills towards the Iraqi border. Here in the far east of Syria, the government's presence was spotty at...

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Dark Legend of Potter: Chapter 71

The door slammed open, and Lupin took a sip of hot tea. “Lupin, you’ll never believe what happened!” Sirius panted, a bit of snow still on his head. 

“Let me guess: they figured it out already.”

“They figured it out- how did you know that?!” 

“Because Megumin, when she’s not busy driving the staff in...

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May I Enjoy My Life Entry 16

June 27th, 1100

This really started a week ago, when I was trying very hard not to cry the morning after my disa...

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The Broad Side of a Barn, Chapter 9

Once he blinked the stars out of his eyes, Kazuma looked around the darkened carriage. He couldn’t see a damn thing! Whatever that light had been, it must have ruined his dark vision good and proper. “Darkness, are you alright? Did you get that necklace off?” 

He paused. Something was wrong with his voice. Something was wrong wi...

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The Second Archon War: Superbia Hominum 18

The Second Archon War: Superbia Hominum 18

Superbia Hominum 18: Ad Astra Abyssosque

When Wyatt had been a boy, he’d dreamed of exploring new worlds and finding new and wonderful discoveries. He’d read plenty of comic books, and imagined he’d be like Reed Richards or Tony Stark, inventing incredible things and using his creations to save the world. He’d worked hard ...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 15

Entry 20, Day 39-41

I feel like shit. Not because I’m still sore from what Texas and Exusiai did to me, but because, well…turns out sometimes it’s not the super cancer, or the world ending apocalypses that wear you down. Sometimes it’s the day to day struggle of working as a doctor. Or being a complete idiot. But we’ll s...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 14

Entry 19, Day 37

By nature, I am not an early riser. Probably the number of late night shifts and all-nighters I’ve pulled. So let me say that when someone buzzed my door at 5am sharp on my first night in the new apartment, I was not thrilled. 

I stumbled out of my bed, pulling on a pair of rumpled pants, and opened t...

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Animula Choragi 14: J'en Ai Marre

Animula Choragi 14: J'en Ai Marre

Divine Revelation at Théâtre de l'Ondine

There have been many stage productions of Les Misérables that I have reviewed in my time as a critic, i...

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May I Enjoy My Life Entry 13



Entry 18, Day 36

To my great disappointment, I was not immediately assigned to surgery, though they did let me out of the hospital one day after I managed to cure Texas. Aside from now having an even worse case of super cancer, I was mostly fine. Except, you know, for the constant pain. I have a prescription for Tylenol with Codei...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 12

June 18th, 1100

Texas’ surgery had ended an hour ago. She was awake now, alert, and thoroughly piss...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 11

Entry 14, Day 32

I spent the day in bed not doing much but trying to get better. They did let me get up to use the can at least. It was highly embarrassing, because believe it or not, fucking MYRTLE is my nurse!

When I hit the button for assistance, it was her who strolled in, wearing properly fitting scrubs and with a prope...

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