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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 13

Animula Choragi 13: What is This Feeling? 

Sitting backstage, Furina cradled her Vision in her hands, its soft blue glow bathing her face. After all this time, after hundreds of years…she had a Vision.

Well, she had a fake one. De...

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May I Enjoy My Life, Entry 10

Entry 13, Day 31

There was one casualty of our time in Leithania that I will eternally mourn...

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The Second Archon War: Superbia Hominum 17: Destiny Unfurls

Superbia Hominum 17: Destiny Unfurls

David looked around at the exhausted and desperate soldiers, then down at the struggling and weary civilians struggling along the snow beaten path. Behind them, Helsinki burned. Weeks of desperate fighting, rivers of spilled blood…and all for nothing.


The Tsaritsa had taken Finland....

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 9

Bones’ File

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Dr. James McCoy is a recent graduate from an accredited Medical School in Columbia. As a trained doctor, Dr. McCoy has joined Rhodes Island as a member of the medical department, code name Bones. 

This file is for general consumption, but most details regarding ...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 8

Entry 12, Day 28

I only got about two hours of sleep before Exusiai hauled me to my feet and shouted, “We need to go, now!” 

I stumbled into motion, nerves already fried from adrenaline as I tried to figure out what was going on. Sussurro was getting up with Texas’s help, and the four of us were hurrying towards t...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 12

Animula Choragi 12: I Dreamed a Dream 

The Truth might set you free, but right at the moment, Charlotte was feeling more frustrated than anything else. She tried to smile, as Barbs was practically bouncing off the walls, a wide grin on her face. ...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 7

Entry 11, Day 27

Our first day in Deer Germany seemed like it was going to be boring, but honestly, after the excitement, I was up for that. The most annoying part was that the children were not. It’s hard to blame them, little kids do not do well with being cooped up, and the apartment was rather crowded. Czerny did have a tele...

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May I Enjoy My Life Entry 6

Entry 10: Day 26

I’d like to say I didn’t sleep well, and that I was tormented by the ghosts of those I left behind. That would be a lie. Once I hit the bed, I slept like a log, and I don’t recall a damn thing. Thank God for small mercies, I guess. 

I was awoken by a knock at my door. Groggily, I sat up, blinking....

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 11

Animula Choragi 11: If Ever I Would Leave You

Yennifer awoke earlier than usual. She’d had the oddest dream the night before, standing on a stage with Furina, along with another woman who could have been Furina’s twin, or at least the twin of how F...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 5

Entry 9: Day 25

Well, I’m not at Rhodes Island yet, but I’m also no longer in an absolute dystopian hellhole. Just a mostly dystopian hellhole. 

While we did manage to fly for several hours out of Ursus, we were in pretty bad shape, and Croissant made the call to land us at the nearest safe port of call. Namely, Lun...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 4

Entry 8: Day 24

This is shocking, I know, but I am, in fact, still alive. Otherwise it would be real awkward writing this. Unfortunately, some good people aren’t. I guess this is my life on Terra now. For however long it lasts. 

After making our plans with Igor, we snuck out in disguises. Gavial was the hardest one to...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Chapter 3

Entry 5: Day 21

Turns out being a passenger on the Oripathy Underground Railroad is really boring. Especially if you can’t even make any Harriet Tubman jokes. I tried, but Sussurro just looked at me funny and Gavial seemed to think I was making a fat joke. 

“Never mind, I guess knowing about Moses is a Columbian thi...

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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 2

Entry 4 - Day 20

Well. Now I’m not the only one who’s going to die. This is a complete cluster fuck. Why is Terra such a damn mess?! It isn’t enough that I’m going to die a horrible and painful death, now I’m killing other people too!? 

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May I Enjoy My Life: Arknights SI

Entry 1 - Day 0

I am going to fucking die. 

If I don’t die from Super Cancer, I’m going to die of malnutrition, or possibly exposure. And if that doesn’t get me, I’ll be killed for my shoes or coat, or because I looked at the wrong person funny. If somehow I manage to not get mugged, I’ll die instead from bein...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 10

Animula Choragi 10: Je veux vivre

Stepping out onto the stage, Furina beheld a vast audience, stretching back into the shadows where she couldn’t even see them. She swallowed, took a deep breath, and prepared to sing. 

Do you ...

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The Second Archon War: Interlude 16

Interlude 16: Don’t Go Into the Woods

Though it was late spring, the trees were coated in ice and frost, and the air was full of mist and snow. The Fatui patrol’s heavy boots crunched through drifts of snow as they made their way through the woods. It was a standard formation: A Pyro Agent led them, with an Anemo Boxer, Geo Ch...

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The Broad Side of a Barn: Chapter 8

Kazuma blinked and looked around. Was this the dream? If it was, it was definitely not what he’d thought Darkness would imagine. He was in an absolutely massive cathedral, made of shining marble  with flying buttresses,  filled with expensive-looking statuary depicting the goddess Eris. He walked over to inspect a series of images th...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 9

Animula Choragi 9: Se vuol ballare

The Théâtre de l’Ondine was a recent construction by Parisian standards. Built in the 1960s, it was constructed in a Neoclassic style that evoked a much older building. It wasn’t a large theater, seatin...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 8

Animula Choragi 8: Scales and Arpeggios

Emptying out the trash wasn’t Furina’s favorite thing to do, but it was a part of the job. Grimacing at the smell, she opened the dumpster, then hoisted the bag up, preparing to sling it in. She paus...

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PRT Threat assessment: Flower Dragon

As usual, spoiler warning for future content that I may or may not change later on

PRT Threat Assessment: Flower Dragon 

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The Broad Side of a Barn: Chapter 7

When Kazuma and Darkness arrived back at the mansion, Kazuma was so worn out Darkness had to practically drag him up the steps. They’d walked back in the mud and the rain, and Kazuma was soaked through to the bone. While outdoor sex sounded good, in the end the mud and the cold resulted in Kazuma getting a mild case of hypothermia. 

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The Second Archon War: Superbia Hominum 16

Superbia Hominum 16: Unworthy

Hovering above the endless expanse of farmland, Keith looked over the Finnish border into Russia. There, he could see the storm wall approaching. It wasn’t quite as endless or foreboding as it had been a few months ago. Apparently, this storm was fueled by The Prince taking up a Cryo Delusion, and n...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 6

Animula Choragi 6: Part of Your World

Two days after the battle at the Louvre, Furina awoke feeling slightly off. It must have been something she ate, because she felt bloated, along with having a headache and feeling exhausted despite having gotten a ...

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The Broad Side of a Barn: Chapter 6

The joust had completed, but the Tourney wasn’t over yet: the Melee and the magecraft competition would take place the next day. But, that evening, a special event was taking place. One that had fireworks going off already between Kazuma and Claire. 

“Oh come on, what’s the big deal? If she wants to enter the contest, she should...

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The Second Archon War: Comedia Glacialis 20

Comedia Glacialis 20: The Princess’ Lonesome Aria

Kollei remembered her first home only vaguely. It had seemed enormous and comfortable, but looking back at it, she had lived in a drafty old apartment building that had probably been cramped for her family. Still, it had been a paradise compared to where she had lived after the Behemoth c...

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The Broad Side of a Barn, Chapter 5

“What do you think? Is my disguise not cunning?” 

Kazuma had to fight back a smile, as Iris pirouetted before them. She’d changed out of her cream-white silk dress, and into a blue woolen one that looked like it belonged to the daughter of a prosperous merchant. She’d put on a straw hat that Kazuma had made for her when she’...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 6

Animula Choragi 6: Gott! Welch Dunkel hier!

“And I’m telling you that if you don’t release my sister right now, I’m going to call Judge Dupont and have you and your entire department up on charges! I already showed you her cape license, and I...

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The Broad Side of a Barn, Chapter 4

The day of the Tourney dawned, and for once, Kazuma was up early. Despite himself, he was filled with nervous jitters, having spent the night tossing and turning. What if Darkness really did end up marrying Alderp, or worse, his bishi son? The big blonde pervert might enjoy the experience, but dammit, what was Kazuma’s party to do without a pr...

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The Second Archon War: Superbia Hominum 15

Superbia Hominum 15: Knowledge of Good and Evil

A silver pair of scales stood before her, formed of water. On them was emblazoned a watery thumbprint, the symbol of Hydro. Before the scales stood a woman with eyes of deep azure, her pupils a lighter shade of blue.

A sword fell from heaven and struck the woman, i...

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The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 5

Animula Choragi 5: Small One

Being a dishwasher was a very different life from being the National Mascot of Fontaine. Instead of wearing the finest outfits and traveling in the highest luxury, Furina wore second-hand clothes that ended...

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