All content here is available for free on my DeviantArt page. I want to take this page down but I have pending iOS store subs that take 90 days to clear. I will continue to pause the billing cycle in the interim but I've had a few people buy through the apple store recently which means you overpaid for free content and I have to wait three month...
2026-01-19 09:09:35 +0000 UTC
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A couple years ago around 2021 or 2022 I detoxed and locked in. I was in real bad shape. Started exercising and stopped using and writing 1,000 words a day for what would be a novel. I have a rough draft finished but I got cold feet and never put it out. This is the first chapter. I doubt it'll ever see the light of day but who knows.
Yea...
2026-01-12 22:10:07 +0000 UTC
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I have a few iOS buys that are gonna take up to 90 days to clear so this page is gonna stay up until I can get paid out completely and then it'll be unpublished. I'm about to upload something I don't think I ever showed you guys as a little thank you. But all the paid content will be up on DA in a few days tops.
2026-01-12 22:00:55 +0000 UTC
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I've yet to manifest this perhaps lofty goal but I already feel morally superior to all of you. Now that I've been to church twice I feel renewed and cleansed of my sins. The baggage and low self esteem that fueled nearly 20 years of substance abuse has been lifted from my shoulders and for the first time in my life I'm content. I can live in th...
2026-01-10 22:11:09 +0000 UTC
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Idk man this might be all I got. I needa go to bed.
Happy holidays. You guys rule. I'm good.
2025-12-24 15:17:56 +0000 UTC
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First of all i just wanna say thanks to you guys for always being so cool with me, especially lately, with the late and sporadic uploads.
As you know I've been very busy like everyone else blah blah blah.
That said, my creativity has been odd lately. I thought devil dogs advocate was fun and pretty hot, but it was not what was prom...
2025-12-18 08:12:55 +0000 UTC
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I know I'm crazy late but I hope this makes up for it. 8,000 words. Not what was promised. But I think it's very smutty.
2025-12-18 03:25:30 +0000 UTC
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Im going to be working every day for the following two weeks at my day job. This is not your problem. You will get everything you paid for guaranteed. It may be late here and there. You've always been super cool with me regarding leniency for hlown deadlines and I appreciate that. Friday 12/12 is my last night off until the 26th and I've alread...
2025-12-12 06:38:57 +0000 UTC
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Dark. Very dark. If you're paying for my patreon I think you know what you can expect from me at this point.
A loving tribute to one of my favorite Cage movies ever. One in which he's at his most grounded. 8MM. It's like Se7en but instead of class it's drenched in neo-noir cheese and sleaze. I love it and I feel I put enough of my own spi...
2025-12-07 12:42:00 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all for bearing with me.
12/1: Undercover Blubber Part VI (Just posted)
12/8: One shot TBA
12/15: Undercover Blubber Part VII
12/22: One shot TBA
12/29: Undercover Blubber Part VIII
Of course there's five Mondays in December. Fuck. I wish I could give you guys more info on the one shots but they'r...
2025-12-03 12:54:47 +0000 UTC
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Bridge chapter. Lots of character development to set things up.
2025-12-03 12:50:57 +0000 UTC
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Alright. So. This is about what you would expect from the title. I think it's funny in some ways and dumb in other ways. It's 20 pages to make up for the delay and will be available on both tiers. Which squares us up for November.
2025-12-01 09:10:55 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys,
Obviously I'm behind a few pieces for November and I haven't even said what I'm releasing for december. I want to apologize for that. I just haven't had the time and I've been spreading myself way too thin between overtime and my side hustles to get money. I gotta pull back and chill out.
I have not and will not cash out m...
2025-11-30 09:50:21 +0000 UTC
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I was gonna just let discounts go from now through tomorrow but I have to wait a week to put up a new discount? Sorry guys. But yeah. $1 for just the bonus tier and $2.50 for the everything tier 11/28-11/29. IF YOU'RE ON AN IPHONE GO TO THE MOBILE SITE TO BUY IT OTHERWISE YOU'VE GOTTA PAY A 30% TAX. And that is not a me thing, trust me.
E...
2025-11-27 15:29:21 +0000 UTC
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I apologize guys I've been so busy this last week I haven't had much time to write at all. Rest assured you will get a piece this week it may be the new UCB or a bonus draft I have almost done but you'll get what you're owed.
Don't forget about the black friday sale in the pinned post. Don't buy it through the patreon iPhone app unless yo...
2025-11-25 07:50:28 +0000 UTC
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As some of you may know I now offer my exact same content tiers on deviantart as well as here.
DA really wants me to do a black friday sale on my super niche deplorable fat erotica. I think the idea is that you'll buy in for half off and forget it's gonna renew for full price in a month. I do get a better cut of my earnings on DA so I'm go...
2025-11-19 12:52:50 +0000 UTC
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A fitness influencer who makes a living creating "content" (anti-art) has a secret: he's married to a very, very, fat lady who isn't very smart.
2025-11-16 15:46:07 +0000 UTC
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Date night.
2025-11-09 13:06:14 +0000 UTC
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This is a dark one. If you've seen the movie you know what I'm talking about.
2025-11-05 07:48:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys,
I recently put put all the content on this page on Deviantart as well. It's structured the exact same way. $5 gets you early access and a paywall story. $2 for just the paywall stories.
A while back Apple rolled out a new rule that any purchases made in Patreon were subject to its 30% app store fee. As far as I know this ...
2025-11-03 17:04:39 +0000 UTC
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By the numbers. Not reinventing the wheel here. Not proud of it either. But a deadline is a deadline. Sorry.
2025-10-30 04:33:26 +0000 UTC
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I made a minor alteration to part 1. Tammy has been where she is for years. Not 18 months. This is why I need to prewrite thoroughly.
2025-10-27 04:06:54 +0000 UTC
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Man, it's been a ride. I hope I stuck the landing. I hope you feel unsure after reading it. I hope it was worth it.
2025-10-20 19:44:33 +0000 UTC
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Greg gets to know his favorite customer a bit better.
2025-10-13 01:54:58 +0000 UTC
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An infertility outbreak leaves the entire world unable to reproduce for 20 years. Scientists are baffled by its mere origin, and clueless for a cure. As the world turns into a grey dystopia, a miracle happens. The cure is being fat as fuck. Don't ask questions.
Based on Children of Men which is a really good movie and undeserving of this ...
2025-10-06 14:14:08 +0000 UTC
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10/6: One Shot TBA
10/13: Undercover Blubber Part III
10/20: WP Finale
10/27: Undercover Blubber Part IV
Membership to this page gets you access to an exclusive piece of bonus content every month. If you're new and wanna catch up, you can find links to each special piece here: 2025-10-04 10:42:53 +0000 UTC
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A workplace incident has rippling consequences as a meek UPS employee finds his backbone.
2025-09-30 01:46:01 +0000 UTC
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This is just straigihtforward by the numbers fat stuff. It'll hopefully make you nut. It's about a family of very fat women and their adopted daughter who, get this, is also incredibly fat.
2025-09-30 01:19:34 +0000 UTC
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I know I said this was the last chapter but I lied. This is the second to last chapter.
2025-09-22 13:54:48 +0000 UTC
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The poor kid just misses his mother.
2025-09-15 15:07:11 +0000 UTC
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