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Update

The first "Pimp My Wide" story from the $3+ Poll will be out by the end of the week.

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February Overview

I was hoping to have written more this month but a lot of things ate up my spare time. I moved into a new apartment, I had a few shake ups at my job that altered my schedule quite a bit and there's tax season on top of all of that.

Hopefully next month is more productive. I've already started work on the "Pimp My Wide" stories that won the...

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Memoirs of a Morbidly Obese Mermaid (Caption Story)

Memoirs of a Morbidly Obese Mermaid (Caption Story)

This image and story was suggested by BloatedNekoSugarGirls

Based off of World of Horror by Panstasz.

$3+ Patrons can suggest one image a month to be turned into caption stories. Here are the rules of submission.

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Cupid's Misfire: Of Blubber and Baked Good

Here it is: The first of the belated Valentine's Day stories! I'm planning hopefully getting a couple more on getting a couple more of them out before the month is over so keep an eye out for them!

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Update

I wanted to have the first of the Cupid  stories out by Valentine's Day but life got in the way of that. It's almost finished and should hopefully be ready either by tomorrow or Wednesday. $3+ Patrons can also look forward to getting a new, football themed short story later this week as well. 

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Pokemon Bank On The Brink

Brigette, the overseer of the Pokemon Bank, has hit some hard times ever since the launch of Pokemon HOME and she stress eats herself into several larger dress sizes as her company's subscriber count dwindles. Take a look into how desperate she becomes to keep her company afloat as her debts become almost as big as her waistline.

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Update

I've finally moved into my new apartment ! I just got the internet up and running and I'm still unpacking and setting things up so it will be a bit before I have time to write. I have one more nearly finished  Pokemon story from last month that should be uploaded here sometime in the next few days and the first of Cupid stories that won the...

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Taylor's BMI Has Blasted Off (Caption Story)

Taylor's BMI Has Blasted Off (Caption Story)

Taylor and all artwork shown is created and owned by SuperSpoe.

$3+ Patrons can submit one image a month to be written into caption stories.

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Taylor was a 39 year old divorced single mom whose ...

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Icy Hot Melony (Caption Story)

Icy Hot Melony (Caption Story)

Artwork created and owned by Holotuff.

$3+ Patrons can submit one image a month to be written into caption stories.

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It had been a few months since the shocking events of the League Finals and Galar's entire Pokémon League had been...

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Colossal Trainer Couple (BBW Pokemon Story)

As the Orre Region experiences new life, a punk rock trainer and her snobby archenemy find their rivalry transformed into a romance as they are unknowingly set up to become the region's new power couple!

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Update

The next story should be out on Friday. Keep an eye out for it!

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February Poll is now up for $3+ Supporters

Here are the choices that $3+ Patrons can pick to be written for the month of romance.

- Cupid strikes the hearts of a number of random people, resulting in three tales featuring weight gaining and odd coupling.

- Three stories following a couple throughout their 20s, 30s and 40s and watching how their weight and romance changes thro...

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Update

The next Pokemon story should be out sometime early next week. Here's the synopsis:

"A older trainer couple come across a young, bickering duo and can see the hidden attraction between them and they decide to foster their relationship by playing upon their shared loved of food."

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The Haunt of the Hex Maniac

Pokémon Month has begun and we're starting off with one of the most popular NPCs of the franchise: the Hex Maniac!

A chef moves to Saffron City hoping to create his own five star eatery while ignoring the rumors that the building he wishes to lease is haunted by a massive and mysterious madam and her poltergeist pals! 

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Update

The first story of Pokemon Month is finished and should be uploaded tonight.

Also, just a heads up, I've recently been approved for a new apartment and I'm set to move in next month though this hopefully shouldn't affect my writing output too much.

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Happy New Year!

I hope you all had a grand New Year's and that you had a happy and healthy holiday season.

I feel like last year was one of my better years as a writer and I have a lot of new plans in store for 2022 that I can't to show you all. I already dozens of potential stories line out for the upcoming months, starting with the Pokémon centered sto...

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Carl's Jr's Calorie Makeover

(Contains BHM and Femboy WG)

Carl Jr is a sleazy and shallow wannabe ladies' man. One day, when he goes to the restaurant that bears his name, he pervs on a certain young woman who decides to teach him a harsh, magical lesson in respecting women that neither he or his waistline will soon forget!

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Contest at Burger King

Three amateur professional eaters are invited by Burger King to take part in a contest where one will win five years worth of free food and the other two will unwittingly face a darker, flabbier fate.

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January Story Poll Available At $3 Tier

$3+ Patrons can now vote for next month's set of stories. In honor of the upcoming Arceus game, the month's theme will be Pokémon and voters will have their choice of one of three narratives: 

- Bill's latest teleportation experiment results in four trainers (Ace, Hex Maniac, Lady and Young Couple) fusing with their overly large PokÃ...

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Wendy's Tons of Taste Reward

A wannabe influencer wins a Wendy's selfie contest and the red haired mascot herself helps her gain more Twitter followers by letting her taste test new menu items. However, it soon becomes apparent that the fast food company has a much more greedy and greasy motive for their actions. 

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Return to McDonaldland

A health nut in her thirties get a chance to relive the high calorie days of her youth but doesn't realize that the consequences it will have on her waistline.


I'm posting two of the four stories from the last poll now and the other two will come out later this month.

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Story Poll available at $3+ Tier

A poll is now available for $3+ Patrons to decide what next month's set of stories will be. December's theme will about fast food and supporters can pick between these three narratives to vote for: 

- Four stories following a young woman's progressing love of fast food through her college years, her late twenties, her thirties and for...

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HumpHub Parts 1 - 4

A new and nosy driver for a lewd car service peeps in on four different couples and observes the distinctive kinks of his customers and also see a bit of entertaining drama between them!

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Update

The next four parter should be out by Friday.

It will be about a nosy driver who works for HumpHub, a company that specializes in providing private furnished vehicles for lewd get togethers, and all of the odd and oversized passengers he encounters while on the job.


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Scarlett Commission

Scarlett Commission

Here are images of Scarlett from FF7 shamelessly bursting from out of her clothes. This was commissioned from SweetnessAdmirer on Twitter.

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Update

Putting four stories at the start of the month was more popular and time effective than I expected it to be. I think I'll continue using this model of posting stories going forward. I already have a few months worth of four parter concepts drafted out.

Also, I would like to remind my $3+ supporters that they still can suggest pictures for ...

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Jiggly Saw (FOUR FULL LENGTH STORIES)

For October this year, I've decided to treat you all to four, full length stories designed titillate and terrify.

In my tale, a supermodel named Jo is captured and taken to an abandoned building by Jigsaw, who puts her through a series of heavy and horrifying challenges as she tries to escape with her life and BMI intact.

Fair warnin...

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Turnstile Trouble (Caption Story)

Turnstile Trouble (Caption Story)

Art created and owned by Jaykuma 

$3+ Patrons can submit one image a month to be written into caption stories.

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In the future, food companies have learned how to create and distribute massive amounts of incredibly cheap, goo...

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Whale Watching (Caption Story)

Whale Watching (Caption Story)

Art created and owned by Hegbio

$3+ Patrons can submit one image a month to be written into caption stories.

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One evening, two friends went to the beach after hearing that there were a pod of whales passing by that day. The lady stood eager and vigilant by the shore while her male friend lounged on the sands directly be...

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Update

Apologies on the recent lack of stories. I've been busy with personal stuff and other projects. I plan to be more active in next month and I already have a few Halloween stories in store so keep an eye out for those. 

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