Turnstile Trouble (Caption Story)

Art created and owned by Jaykuma 

$3+ Patrons can submit one image a month to be written into caption stories.

--------

In the future, food companies have learned how to create and distribute massive amounts of incredibly cheap, good tasting food with little negative consequence on the economy or the environment, bringing hunger levels across the world to the lowest it has ever been in recorded history. Unfortunately, this has led to a meteoric rise in the overweight population, particularly in women with a genetic predisposition toward wide hips and oversized glutes. The massive increase in plus sized citizens has resulted the infrastructure of many products such as doors, chairs etc. struggling to keep up with the ever increasing weight and width of customers, leading to many embarrassing accidents for those with heavy bottoms.

An prime example of this would be when a woman of notably generous assets went to the subway. She got plenty of stares as she walked through the station as her rear alone was bigger than torso, a tell tale sign that she spent most of her time sitting on her soft seat eating snacks. She was normally proud of her size and usually enjoyed the stray looks she received but today the jiggling giant she carried behind her would be the source of great shame for her.

She paid for her ticket and walked through the turnstile, only to immediately find that she was stuck and unable to squeeze herself out no matter how hard she tried. The turnstile automatically went into 'glute removal mode' and the bar began to repeatedly smack and push against her rear in a vain attempt to push her out. She began to panic, she had gone through the turnstile almost everyday for years and, while it was always a snugger fit than she would like to admit, this was the first time she was outright trapped in the booth. The people behind her began snickering at her or complaining about her holding them up.

"*WARNING! MAXIMUM ASS CAPACITY EXCEEDED! SECURITY DISPATCHED!*" The automated alarm rang out throughout all the station.

The young lady was mortified as everyone within earshot learned about her predicament and security staff arrived to push her plush buns in front of a crowd of hundreds until she popped free.