Mel Party

BOBS AND vagene.

Look at how fucking cute I look. And moisturized. Couldn’t be you. But it could be me. It is me.

Enjoy. But not too much, you fucking virgin.

FMEL

Hi fellow patrons 🥺 I’m so fucking sorry I’ve been absent. Trust me, I hate myself for it. I’ve been HELLA fucking sick for about a week now 😣 I’m so fucking mad cuz of FUCKING course my voice got fucked. It’s been hard as fuck to get sleep or even rest at all cuz holy shit bruh I’m over here fighting fucking demons at night, w...

Sneak preview of underwear Mel

Got the sketch back for the art piece you guys voted on! Here’s my thighs 😌 and underwear, you stupid perverts 🙄

Long awaited lingerie Sith Mel

Sorry for my absence, virgins! Take this as a small token of apology 😌 ALSO, patreon exclusive announcement—I graduated from college this week! I wanted to keep it on the low for a bit, but I did it! LFG BOIS. You guys are the first to know, so ye. Anyways, here’s the Sith cheeks 😌 See you guys tonight on stream!

Cheeked Up Sith Mel

Here’s some Mel Star Wars art for you nerds 🙄 One of my amazing viewers (idk if they wanted me to name them) drew this for me and let me post it on here and BRUH how fucking awesome is this piece? 😍 and they formatted it for phone wallpaper too in case you guys are into that. I’m so narcissistic rn 😍 ALSO. They sent me a version of ...

Vote for the next lewd art piece!

What pose would you guys prefer for the next lewd Mel art?

Today’s tingz

Holy shit I finally sat down for the first time today 😮‍💨 I got off my ass and decided to deep clean my apartment cuz I felt like it but also cuz mamaparty is visiting me next week 🥳 bruh I haven’t seen my family in forever ngl I’m excited. That being said, I cleaned all day today and probably will clean all day tomorrow. I ordere...

Fuck NYC traffic and NYPD but like…

Had a straight moment. Sorry. But like damn there was hella traffic and I was mad as fuck but then we passed hella nypd bois lookin real fresh with their fades and clean beards and aviators like handcuff me daddies 🤪 HAHAHAHA

Dream entry #1?

I just woke up. At 2 pm, that is correct. Well, technically I woke up at noon, but my dreams were fun today, so I kept going back. I was in two places today, a tropical resort looking place, but the first place I was at is a place I’ve seen a couple times in my dreams—which is a small indie movie theatre that looks abandoned, but it’s act...

Song of the day

I was jamming to this on the way back home. Also, sorry for not posting too much stuff on here AND obviously for not streaming. On top of feeling like shit, my eyes are stupid sensitive to light rn cuz of these fuck ass allergies. Fingers crossed that this Zyrtec works. And that it’s even allergies that I have. Otherwise the Zyrtec won’t wor...

Girl wtf

So after taking all these tests to see if I had covid or strep (which I don’t) I think my dumbass just got hit with seasonal allergies. Like wtf kinda childish ass shit??ALLERGIES??? And why the fuck do allergies hit like a motherfucking truck now??? What are they putting in the fucking pollen bro??? I used to have seasonal allergies and I don...

Shout out to vitamin C

Health + life update: my throat was feeling a bit sore a few days ago so I did an at home covid test, came back negative. Went to the doctors today, took a strep test and an actual covid test, strep was negative and I gotta wait 2 days for the covid results. Doc said it’s probably just something viral so I guess like a cold? Either way, I’ve...

“What music is Mel listening to today”?

Should I start posting the music I’m listening to/have on loop for the day? Yay? Nay?

For example, this is what we were jamming to today 🎶

Spanish Whispered Rambling ASMR

Hola virgins. Here's a Spanish ASMR rambling video. Warning: I was *very* sleepy, so my brain was shut off.

Rain Sounds and Whispered Rambling ASMR

1st ASMR video for Patreon! I was sleepy. I rambled. Rain sounds.

The tie actually came off 😳🤪

1st art piece for you dirty fucking virgins, formatted for phone wallpapers. Here’s my tits (it’s just art, let us pretend). Enjoy.

Random Mel doodles #1

Here’s my random doodles of the week 😌 I put them together on this pink background to make it look nicer and tbh I might start arranging my doodles like this 🤔 lmk if you guys 1.) like this style and 2.) if weekly doodles like this are a vibe as opposed to less but more frequent (also not as organized) doodles

Holy fuck I’m—

Just finished watching The Black Swan and holy shit what a fucking intense ass movie I’m deadass speechless and out of breath Natalie Portman WRECKED my shit FUCK 😫🤭

They done fucked up n brought us donuts 🤤

The teacher assistants brought us donuts and were like “don’t tell the professor we brought food into the lab 😳” so naturally I had to snap a pic with the donut and the lab materials in the background 😋🤭🤪 dickhead moves only 🙌🏻💯

Wtf bro

This lady smelled like celery

I fucking HATE celery why the FUCK did she smell like celery

Kids at my school PISS ME OFF

Yo why the fuck do they say THINGS??? Like what the fuck is JUXTAPOSE??? Shut the fuuuuck up babes xoxo

His Timbs Caught My Eye

This is my first post on here, and as promised, I would upload bloopers I can't post on YouTube teeheeeheee bruv his timbs were popping lmfao his ass cheeks was out too i'm dead af