My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for a year with no luck. Desperate, I approach my old friend / virginity loss partner to see if he can help me out the old-fashioned way.
[D/s] [Friends to Lovers Again] [Rough Sex] [Breeding] [Cheating] [Talk of Infertility] [Talk of Erectile Dysfunction] [Smidge of Sir] [Slapping] [...
2023-02-01 04:56:46 +0000 UTC View PostAs 2022 draws to a close, I take a bath and reminisce about the past year in and out of the Twilight Zone.
By the way, the movie I refer to is 1975's Shivers.
And I said Barbara Shelley when I meant Barbara Steele. My apologies.
[Bath] [At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This] [Splish Splash] [Ram...
2023-01-01 04:57:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn honor of the New Year, I recorded a literary selection that is 1,000% NOT safe for work. I try to make it to the other side of Dickinson's work before I succumb to the machinations of my vibrator.
I love this because it really does feel like somebody wrote down their masturbatory ramblings verbatim. It's so fraught. ...
2023-01-01 03:14:42 +0000 UTC View PostAn intrepid scientist at Medfield College has been trying to invent the ultimate aid for female sexual arousal. When the time comes to try it out, she calls upon a trusted colleague for help, only to show them both a whole new side of herself.
This is a fantasy by adults for adults. All characters are 18+
[Academia] [Bimboficat...
2022-12-01 04:26:18 +0000 UTC View PostA professor calls upon the aid of the trusty college librarian to fix a paper jam in the copier before his class. Delightful shenanigans ensue, but in a library quiet is essential.
By the way, this is very much the staff librarian, NOT a student worker. This is a fantasy by adults for adults. All characters are 18+
[A...
2022-11-30 04:57:57 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to take the opportunity to thank you all for your support and kindness. I am so grateful to be able to do what I do. Thank you for helping to make it possible.
Wishing all of you a happy and healthy day.
Be well.
-A
2022-11-24 19:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostAt least one of us will enjoy this bath time Halloween celebration wherein I discuss a few horror things that have occupied my mind lately.
Happy Halloween, animals! Be well and be safe.
[At Least One of us Will Enjoy This] [Bath] [Splish Splash] [Tease] [Horror] [Giggling]
It's Poe time again! In this classic tale of revenge and deceit, a guy takes a tour of his friend's wine cellar and is met with a brutal surprise.
Happy Halloween, animals!
[Safe For Work] [Horror] [Prose]
2022-10-31 03:14:12 +0000 UTC View PostYou have been at war with the kingdom of a particularly bratty princess. When you realize the conflict can last no longer, you go to surrender to her, but she has some unusual demands.
[Hate Fuck] [Fantasy Conflict] [Rough] [Blowjob] [From Behind] [Missionary] [Enemies to Lovers] [But Still Enemies] [Colossal Brat] [Princess] [Giggli...
2022-10-20 03:25:03 +0000 UTC View PostIn this latest edition of At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This, I return to the uncomfortably earnest writing of my early 20s, including ice cream with Satan, the three kinds of fear, and a formative telephonic misunderstanding.
Grab a silk scarf and a pen cap and go to town!
Warning: there's a lot of talk about sex and vi...
2022-10-12 07:29:34 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, animals!
I wanted to let you know that September's audios are going to be a bit late, due to a few life changes / demands. I'm stacking the release over the next few days. Thank you for your patience. As always, it's much appreciated.
Also, welcome to all of our new members! I don't bite, I promise (at least not with...
2022-10-01 03:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you're running late and you can't find your hairbrush and your domme has about had it with your slovenly ways, you brat.
This audio is based on a longtime fantasy of mine. I was inspired to record it with the encouragement of one of you animals. Thank you! Dominance tonight!
This is a fantasy by adults for adults....
2022-09-30 22:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostA woman goes to a solitary phone booth in a solitary park late at night. The phone rings and she answers. She knows the caller, but it's not clear how. Meanwhile, nearby, a man is watching her from the shadows.
This audio depicts consensual non-consent. This is intended neither to convey a real assault or glorify rape. This is a fant...
2022-09-01 03:57:39 +0000 UTC View PostA few months ago, a young woman tracked down her mother's first husband (not her father) and in a bout of twisted mutual revenge, the two fucked. Now he finally wants to see her again. She arrives at a sleazy hotel where he's booked a room for them and knocks on the door (because of course).
This is meant to be a fantasy, by and for ...
2022-09-01 01:22:15 +0000 UTC View PostIn this latest bathtub edition of At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This, I talk about longing, masturbation, the self, and Plato's Symposium. As one does.
[Off the Cuff] [Classics] [Masturbation] [Pleasure] [Bath] [Splish Splash]
2022-08-28 02:54:03 +0000 UTC View PostNot terribly long ago, I overslept while expecting a furniture delivery and greeted two strange men in entirely too little clothing: boxer shorts and a small seasonal shirt.
They were complete gentlemen about it (as they should have been), but I was humiliated. Until they left, and my Porn Brain promptly exploded.
This is...
2022-08-01 03:47:39 +0000 UTC View PostA young office worker makes a clerical error that could have severe consequences. She pleads with her power-hungry superior to fix it and a bargain is made.
This is a fantasy scene by adults for adults. Don't try this in your workplace or anywhere.
[F4A] [Office] [Hate Fuck] [Angry] [Nefarious] [Workplace Exchange] [Outer...
2022-08-01 03:39:56 +0000 UTC View PostIn this edition of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I address some changes coming soon! I also go into thematic concerns regarding various audio topics. I reference CNC (consensual non-consent in a fantasy space). Please proceed with caution.
The book I quoted is Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden.
This means you!
[Direct Address] [Meta] [Car Sex] [Hint of Exhibitionism] [Strangers] [Summer] [Purple Prose] [JOI] [Tease] [Bratty] [Absolute Fucking Brat]
2022-07-01 03:13:47 +0000 UTC View PostIn this gender-bent take on the classic "free use secretary" scenario, a boss notices her young male employee hasn't been working up to par recently. She invites him into her office and makes a proposition.
[Work] [Free use] [Older Woman / Younger Man] [Boss / Employee] [Office Sex] [Cunnilingus] [Post-Oral Kissing] [Fucked On a Desk...
2022-07-01 03:09:49 +0000 UTC View PostI did this as a vocal warm up recently and found myself suddenly struck by the implications of a female narrator. Poe is a frequent SFW request so here we are. Now Vincent Price and I have yet another role in common.
Enjoy!
[SFW] [Horror]
2022-07-01 03:03:29 +0000 UTC View PostSeveral of you have requested that I share some of my horror fiction, so I nervously concede to popular demand.
In this, an 18-year-old high school senior faces peer pressure to lose her virginity. Things happen. The themes at play here should surprise no one.
Note: this is meant to be a horror story, not porn. What follo...
2022-06-01 03:57:36 +0000 UTC View PostIn this latest addition to the Bath Tease cycle, I open up about the erotic mysteries of Igor Stravinsky's fucked up classic, "The Rite of Spring," and the possibly problematic ideas it inspires.
[Bath Audio] [Splish Splash] [Sensitive Subject Matter] [Violence] [Explicit Consent] [Religion] [Virginity] [Rambling]
I talk ...
2022-06-01 03:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn this scripted ramblefap (ed. is it still a ramblefap if it’s scripted?), I address the importance of consent, and consent to my own sexualization.
[Short, but sweet] [Ramblefap] [Masturbation] [Giggling] [Direct Address]
2022-05-10 01:50:18 +0000 UTC View PostI offer to give you a blowjob, but you tell me you would prefer to come just by watching me come. I bet that you won't be able to, and you proceed to use your fingers.
[Fingering] [Clit Play] [Bet] [Teasing]
2022-05-01 03:58:55 +0000 UTC View PostIn which I am once again a goddamn tease on this, the unholiest night of the year.
Join me as I ponder the smell of sex, the science of impure thoughts, and why baths are so much fun.
Enjoy, animals!
[Bath Audio] [Vampires] [Anosmia] [Afterglow]
2022-05-01 03:33:29 +0000 UTC View PostIn this latest installment of "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I talk about story, plot, character, and genre. And whether any of it matters in a porno. I'm sure I will return to this topic again in the future, but here I start scratching the surface.
(By the way, the book I paraphrase IS called This Book Will Change Your Li...
2022-04-02 04:13:58 +0000 UTC View PostEarly one morning, a husband on his way out the door gently wakes up his (over)sleeping wife. He teases her with a proposition, she calls his bluff, and next thing you know, she's sucking his cock. Definitely worth being a little late to the office.
Improvised by yours truly. This time all the bloopers happened up top, so that's wher...
2022-03-21 22:46:20 +0000 UTC View PostA married fetish artist is about to miss his deadline because he can't stop drawing the domme of his dreams. Suddenly, the domme drawing comes to life to help him get his mind back on work.
This is a fantasy by adults for adults. All characters are 18 and over.
[Cruel Femdom] [Submissive Man] [JOI] [Fantasy Takes Over] [D...
2022-02-28 23:58:33 +0000 UTC View PostWe all know the old saying. If it exists....
In this month's "At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This," I explore the implications of Rule 34 and my personal "Porn Brain."
2022-02-28 22:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post