Back from vacation with a video I've been thinking about for months, originally shelved around the time I decided to do Liquidator. All that time, I had footage of the Aliens TC burning a hole on my capture drive. I didn't know what else to talk about for a while. I wanted to revisit some of the weird stuff I remembered playing as a kid...
2025-12-02 14:55:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Wish I could have gotten this out for Halloween like last time but eh oh well. We're continuing to be spooky through November. Spooky season will last until I SAY IT'S OVER, GOD DAMN IT.
Cultic rules. I have no other way to say it. Game is simply great. Top-tier boomshoot. I say it here, I say it in the video, and I will continue to say i...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN KIDS,
Get ready for adult horror. The really nasty, haunting shit that's so bad this video is going to get age-restricted. Psychologically scarring weirdness from a raving lunatic who might sue FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
Yes, it's not just a non-fps game, but a point-and-clic...
Patreon exclusive!
I'd hoped to get this out a couple days after The Thing video, but YouTube's copyright system gave me some issues. I could have probably run it with ads that paid money to Lionsgate. However, YouTube's automatic ad placement might have put a Bob's Discount Furniture commercial at six different places over a nine minute ...
Please forgive the silent opening. YouTube decided 7 seconds of "The Thing" music was too much and I muted it to avoid having ads on this video. You'll hear it again during the chapter titles!
It's October again, kids, and that means "horror" games, like this one, which has been requested for years. Like every h...
People requesting Liquidator (you know who you are) can now rest easy because HERE IT IS.
Not only that, but Liquidator 2 as well! It's a full diaper of a video, kids: DOS trash AND slavjank, mixing together to form a poisonous cocktail of bad design, ugly graphics, and gameplay so bad that it invites TekWar comparisons.
eDuke didn't h...
Hello again, Dungeoneers! What could have been an easily skippable remaster has turned into this whole video due to the interesting expansions, continued jokes at Hexen's expense, and just having fun with everything, you know?
Heretic and Hexen: Beyond Heretic. A whole package, a fresh coat of paint and in many cases a complete texture ov...
2025-08-26 14:14:56 +0000 UTC View Post
No, it's not the Heretic/Hexen remaster yet THAT'S NEXT TIME. I was 75% done with this video when they gave me a key for that so this video is about weirdness.
A weird, janky artifact from a time before Dusk. Bedlam is a game. It is a game that I bought long ago when it was advertised to me as a retro throwback and then I played s...
2025-08-12 15:25:52 +0000 UTC View Post
After some technical difficulties and life interference, I'm happy to present a video about the gentleman's Aliens vs. Predator game. The classy one where they don't shortchange the Predator or deprive the Marine of a shotgun. Where the story campaign ties together naturally and you get to do all that cool stuff you'd want to do as an ...
2025-07-21 15:28:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Been years since a proper Postal video and I'm not gonna lie - I missed it. For the likely less than 50% of my audience who care about these things, this one is for you. A mega-sized five-day crack binge that breezes through most of whatever I've already covered and focuses on the MEAT. The FUN stuff. The baffling, insane stuff that hap...
2025-06-29 16:16:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh yes, kids, it's time for more of that sweet, sweet DOS TRASH.
I don't remember who linked me to this game but thank you it has been living rent free in my head for the last month. MARS 3D, The Ultimate Fighter, the game that spits in the face of intellectual property law while not even having the common decenc...
2025-06-11 14:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Get ready for the discourse, kids.
The inevitable "Dark Ages is bad because X" or "Dark Ages is good because Y" or "this is an affront to every Doom fan because Z." Fuck all that! Sounds like math. If I wanted to participate in the online shit-slinging I'd go back to Twitter. Unless the shit-slinging is directed at Rand...
We're back! The Boom Shoot Toob™ has erupted again, leaving everything covered in toxic pink stuff and giving me a long and rough ride through the most obscene love story since Harold and Maude. I dove a little deeper than I expected. Not everything changed in the years since I picked the game up, but lots did. More than I bargained f...
2025-05-07 14:29:49 +0000 UTC View Post
It's more DOOM! And not just because there's even more DOOM coming out next month!
Truthfully, I hadn't played The Master Levels. I booted up Attack.wad one time and said "this looks boring" and then gave it up to work on something else. I should have stuck with it because there's interesting levels in there. I wish there were 21...
I know it's been a while since a Patreon exclusive and I try to get them out but then they end up turning into bigger videos. Then the Quake II AI thing happened and I was playing it and then 24 hours later I woke up and this video was exported onto my hard drive. I DON'T CARE WHAT IMPLANETED CLANDESTINE AGENT FOR OUR FUTURE ROBOT OVERLORD...
2025-04-14 15:26:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhhhhhhhh we got weird early 00's shooters back, kids! A rare throwback shooter that existed before Serious Sam, licensed with KISS, made by... wait, WHAT?!
The rabbit hole on this one went a bit deeper than I expected. But you can skip right to Hour One if you want, because there's so much to talk about with this one. I read
STAR WARS.
KATARN.
If you can't tell by the video itself, I was absolutely fucking hyped to play this again. While Academy is a little tighter in it's combat, this is the one that set the gold standard.
No, the video doesn't include Jedi Academy or Mysteries of the Sith, because damn it, this was going to be the more entertai...
2025-03-07 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
BACK FROM VACATION, HERE WITH SOME JUICY DOS NAUSEA
Jazz Jackrabbit is a game. It is a technical wonder of a game. It is also a strange artifact of the past. In fact, all Jazz Jackrabbit games, except the GBA one that I don't talk about in the video, feel as if they're from an era that never existed - the era of "PC Mascot Platformers" wh...
Oh, kids, it's been ages since we've dabbled in the lost art of the YouTube Movie Review, mostly due to the copyright bot's insistence that Fair Use is a joke and that someone could get the same experience of viewing Borderlands by watching my video. Oh, no, this thing is way less painful than watching that piece of shit.
I...
Welcome to the biggest video ever. It has been a long, dark time, kids.
Not like for real, where something bad has happened to me personally, more in the sense that I've been hopelessly plugging away at this massive thing after many months of prep-work, game capture, outlines, ideas, and attempt...
2024-12-20 17:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post
AND WE'RE BACK...
Man, I missed that Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project rendition of "Grabbag."
This is the "What's Civvie Playing" video that spiraled completely out of control into what you see now. Finding a copy of Duke!Zone II on my hard drive, seemingly out of nowhere, and then booting up god knows how many di...
2024-11-21 14:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Halloween is nearly upon us. Instead of doing a game with one monster, I've done a game with every monster ever. I only dropped one hint per video since around August, peppering them with references and even a clip from this playthrough. Apologies to everyone asking for Killing Time, as it only ju...
2024-10-27 15:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Spooky season is here! Today, we're looking at the #1 requested game from that time I did a F.E.A.R. video. One of those games that never grabbed me when I first played it, Condemned was a bit better this time around. Forgive some of the more egregious close-ups in this one - it turns out that turning the FOV up does this. For some reason. (Lith...
2024-10-05 17:58:42 +0000 UTC View Post
A little treat before I'm locked in on October videos, Exophobia was a fairly recent release (the end of July is recent?) that I wanted to look at because it's sort of in the wheelhouse of this channel while being something a bit different. You can only play the latest Doom/Quake/Ultrakill riffs so many times before something garishly pixelated ...
2024-09-17 18:58:04 +0000 UTC View Post
After fighting Adobe Premiere tooth-and-nail for the last 24 hours, I am proud to finally present the longest and likely most blood-soaked episode of Pro Doom ever.
Adobe Premiere, unlike most other software I've used, decided that when I press "CTRL+S" and it said that it saved the project, it did not, in fact, sa...
IT'S JANK O'CLOCK AGAIN, KIDS.
I'm sure I'll get to that new Doom expansion that just came out because Bethesda saw that I was a day away from Patreon release and had 3 months of videos planned out and said "fuck that guy."
Neuro is another special export from Russia ...
2024-08-09 13:56:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I was thinking of skipping this one, knowing that I'd more or less committed myself to another two episodes of this series, and then I remembered I can just not do that if they end up being boring. I'm not sure they will. Also, that's a problem I'd have to tackle like a year from now because New Blood, im-sim curse, etc. etc.
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Good news! I have not gotten a cease and desist from B&M! Also, a Max Payne video! Sure, 10% of it is shitting on the clip that came out from the upcoming box office disappointment "Borderlands" from Lionsgate, Eli Roth, the guy whose name I forgot who worked on Deadpool, and an uncredited script doctor who had to write the words "Claptrap c...
2024-07-02 13:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Despite what this video says, I'm actually on my third playthrough of Selaco, started as this one's production was winding down. I have an unhealthy amount of love for this game. I wholeheartedly shill it for reasons I hope I've explained well enough in this video. I couldn't possibly ignore it. When I first got a review code, I pl...
2024-06-11 12:44:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I was not prepared.
Not just for Descent, but for the simple madness that researching Descent would bring. From the studio closures to the boomer-ass references, I only knew I was going to suffer as soon as I hit level 6. I hope the video doesn't induce too much nausea. I tried to keep the spinning to a minimum. As I say in the video I do...
2024-05-27 13:31:20 +0000 UTC View Post