In an extra special double episode (s3e8 + s3e9), the beautiful women come at you live from Joan's sofa in beautiful Philadelphia to talk about love, sex, and the metric system.
2024-08-23 16:50:47 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk Buying Beverly Hills cancellation, Marcus Jordan nose candy, Pop Crave at the DNC, and Katy Perry’s ecological disaster.
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Life goes on: Mauricio Umansky packs on PDA with girlfriend Nikita Kahn in Mexico after Netflix cancels show [2024-08-21 16:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk high school brats, the flop of Kyle Richards, Alec Baldwin’s VERY busty wife Hilaria, and updates to Joaquin Phoenix’s departure from the Todd Haynes production.
2024-08-13 16:45:51 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk the continued fallout of the olympics opening ceremony scandal, Ben and JLo's endless divorce rumors, Jamie Lee Curtis and Marvel, and much more!
2024-08-06 21:15:12 +0000 UTC View PostWe're here! We're not queer! We're gay guys trapped in women's bodies! Talking about Sex and the City season three episode seven, "Drama Queens".
2024-08-02 13:28:36 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we recap our summer breaks and the hell of international travel, what we're watching and reading, thoughts on the latest season of OC, and much more!
2024-07-30 19:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostJuly passed by in a flash! We've missed you all, and we have so much to talk about!
What do you want to hear us talk about in Monday and Wednesday's episodes?
2024-07-25 13:08:18 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back! Again! Sex and the City S3E6, "Are We Sluts?" is the episode on everyone's lips but ours! Mostly we talk about my date from hell, Alex's body tea, and eventually, the show we do this podcast about.
2024-07-12 16:51:55 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we catch up on brat summer, pride, and the stranger-than-fiction encounter Matt had with Malia Obama at an underground anarchist rave? We also talk Love Island, Kylie and Timmy’s latest movie date, Kanye and Bianca lawsuits, and JoJo Siwa’s latest pride performance.
Skips:
Taylor Swift enjoys night out with Travi...
2024-07-02 18:52:57 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk RHOC, JLo and Ben headlines, JT’s DUI, MIA's new dystopian-chic tinfoil hats, M3GAN spinoffs, and Chappell Roan discourse.
Skips [DailyMail UK - JLO Edition]:
Jennifer Lopez puts on a brave face at Dior PFW show but hides her hands under leather gloves after husband Ben Affleck ditched his wedding ring amid...
2024-06-25 17:15:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! You might have seen this on Twitter and Instagram... we're teasing it everywhere, but since you help keep the lights on around here, you're the first to know: We're doing a live show, and we have a date, time, and location!
We'll share official details soon, but figured we'd share this teaser image for the show's theme. Stay ...
2024-06-24 15:35:58 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk vaginal rejuvenation with Alexis Bellino, Katy Perry’s new Arca x Wish.com aesthetic, Scooter Braun retirement, and Kenya Moore’s fumbles on RHOA.
Skips:
Blake Lively Jokes About 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' Sequel While Wear...
2024-06-18 17:38:14 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back friends! This week we lightly discuss SATC S3E5, but mostly we gab like girlfriends and catch up on Alex's jaunts through Europe!
2024-06-14 04:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk Matt’s new short film, JoJo Siwa at pride, Megan’s controversial album cover, The Baldwindos on TLC, and VPR’s demise.
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J LO AND BEN SELLING MARITAL HOUSE ...Divorce Imminent [2024-06-11 18:04:44 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Ice-T telling Lenny Kravitz to f*ck, Zachary Quinto’s meltdown at a Toronto dining hall, cursed AD house tours, Madonna lawsuits, and RHONJ’s canceled reunion special.
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Maya Hawke is fine with nepotism: 'I'm comfortable with not deserving it and doing it anyway' [2024-06-04 17:40:36 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Furiosa flop, Nicki Minaj’s live-stream arrest, Google AI followup, Gaga giving her team COVID, and much more!
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‘Furiosa’ Just Barely Beats ‘The Garfield Movie’ in Disastrous Memorial Day Weekend — the Worst in Decades [2024-05-28 17:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Alabama music festivals, Ben Affleck's 'temporary insanity', Furiosa production scandals, and Chat-GPT's evil rise.
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In which we talk Joan's harrowing bidet installation, Bieber babies, random punching attacks in NYC, Dorit and PK's divorce, and much more!
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Kathy Hilton confirms husband Rick’s favorite chicken dish at Cheesecake Factory after viral video mystery [2024-05-14 17:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Drag Queen etiquette, Dula Peep's flop era, Gypsy Rose at SUR, and Ariana Madix's escape from Bravo.
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Kelly Osbourne Says Bad ‘Bathroom Etiquette’ Kills Relationships: ‘As Far as I’m Concerned, Nobody Poops’ (Exclusive) [2024-05-07 18:11:53 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Justin Bieber crying, Britney's settlement, Doris and PK woes, Brad Pitt continuing to be evil, Bravo lawsuits, and more!
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Meryl Streep reveals Nicole Kidman skinny-dipped every morning filming ‘Big Little Lies’ [PageSix 2024-04-30 17:17:47 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk Drag Race S16 finale + AS9, Jennifer Lopez's tour re-brand, Housewife home-invasions, Brian Cox being a stunt queen, and much more!
2024-04-26 17:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostSince we missed our bonus episode last week, Joan recorded a very special travel diary on her cross country road trip with all her belongings, from San Francisco to Las Vegas to Nowhere, Utah to Denver, Colorado to Lincoln, Nebraska to Iowa to Chicago, Illinois and back down to Indiana to Cincinnati, Ohio and up through Appalachia and West Virgi...
2024-04-25 03:55:24 +0000 UTC View PostHello GAGs, just wanted to let everyone here know that since Joan and Matt were traveling early this week, we will be posting our bonus 'leftovers' hot topics episode later this week alongside our mainline episode!
We will be catching up on everything we've been missing over the VPR deep dive era so again this if your last chance to reque...
2024-04-23 16:22:21 +0000 UTC View PostAu revoir, ladies!
2024-04-12 04:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostAs you have probably been able to tell based on our recent recap episodes, with the finale of our 'Vanderpump Fools' series this week we will also be ceasing our Patreon episode recaps of the currently airing Bravo series.
Going forward our weekly bonus episodes will resume back to general hot-topic 'leftovers' and the occasional s...
2024-04-09 19:33:55 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk taxes, Todd Haynes movies, and our final recap of VPR S11E11 + The Valley.
2024-04-09 19:24:41 +0000 UTC View PostIn which we talk anime and Final Fantasy, hoarding data in the age of streaming, and our recap of VPR S11E09 + The Valley!
2024-04-02 18:05:16 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we're being predictable, and talking about Sex and the City again! Season 3, Episode 3!
2024-03-29 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk weekend shenanigans in NYC, titties at drag brunch, our recap of VPR S11E8, as well as the premier of The Valley!
2024-03-26 17:24:26 +0000 UTC View Post
In which we talk what we're watching, zodiac charts, and our recap of VPR S11E7!
2024-03-19 16:50:47 +0000 UTC View Post