The new episode, on Once Upon A Time S1E12: Skin Deep, is almost finished - everything except the closing segments. It won't be available publicly until this time tomorrow at the earliest, but paid Patreon members can hear it RIGHT NOW right here - https://www.patreon.com...
2023-10-19 00:40:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry it took so long to deliver an unfinished version of a not-terribly-long episode. This week was kinda nuts for me. I'll have the finished episode tomorrow night (technically tonight since it's after midnight).
This week, I'm joined by the hosts of the Channel KRT podcast as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick everyon...
It's FINALLY done, and available to you, my beloved patrons, eighteen hours before I release it publicly! I didn't want to make you all settle for an almost-finished cut on this one, so here's the complete episode, exactly as it will be released publicly tomorrow!
I feel compelled to tell you all, however, that due to the fact that this e...
Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with the delayed-due-to-stupid-technical-difficulties Muppet Christmas Carol episode, but in the meantime, twelve hours early for my beloved patrons, here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring outtakes (caused by different technical difficulties) from the recent chaotic Arendelle Castle Yule Log episode! 2023-01-04 07:39:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas! For reasons I hope will become obvious once you hear the episode, I didn't want to give you an "almost-finished cut" this time, I wanted this episode available in its entirety right off the bat. But I also don't want to release it publicly anytime after Christmas Eve, and I only finished it moments ago, so I'm sorry I have to br...
2022-12-25 02:50:36 +0000 UTC View PostLike the title said. Stupid technical issues. I'll have a "third" (technically second) Christmas episode for you on Christmas Eve (I probably won't be able to release that one to patrons any earlier, sorry about that too), and then I'll finish the Muppet Christmas Carol episode by sometime in mid-January. Thank you as always for your kind suppor...
2022-12-21 06:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, for our first of three special Christmas episodes of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1992 to pick the blockbuster sequel to one of the biggest Christmas smash hits of all time, a heartwarming holiday tale set in the Big Apple, complete with all the staples of a Merry Christmas: family, Christmas...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2016 to pick exactly what all my most dedicated listeners tune in to this podcast to hear, ANOTHER DAMN NATGEO SHOW! For the second week in a row. Hey, don't thank the randomizer, it's just doing its very stupid job. This particular NatGeo show is a reality show all abo...
UPDATE: It's finished!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick one of the roughly nine zillion NatGeo documentaries on Disney+ all about sharks! Yes, sharks, those oft-maligned predators of the deep who were the subject of exactly one really good movie almost fifty damn years ago and the general public is still ine...
UPDATE: It's finally done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick a Disney+ original movie about a precocious young theater kid named Nate who, despite the movie title, does not find himself locked in fierce gladiatorial combat with an inferior precocious young theater kid named Ever. It's about Nate pursuing an i...
Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on the Disney+ original movie Better Nate Than Ever, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Man of the House, Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith and Beverly Hills Chihuahua episodes!
2022-11-10 06:03:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, I know this isn't a Disney+ movie, but screw it, this is my podcast and Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is a movie I've basically been waiting for pretty much all my life. Enjoy the spoiler-free review!
2022-11-03 23:27:46 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, for our second Halloween episode of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a DCOM that happens to be a remake of the first DCOM to ever get branded with the official "DCOM" label. It's about a poorly-protected Egyptian mummy who comes back to life, befriends a few kids, appears in a h...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, for our first of two Halloween episodes of the year, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1980 to cover a made-for-TV movie that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween and barely even has all that much to do with ghosts. In fact, if anything, the titular ghosts are just interrupting an already way too...
At long long last it's finally FINISHED!
IT'S THE ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!! That's right, this objectively very stupid podcast where grown-ass adults whine about children's media has finally reached triple-digits, and to celebrate, we assemble the biggest group of guests we've ever had to take on a topic chosen...
Available 24 hours early for my Patreon patrons!
We're still another week away from the Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but in the meantime here's the spine-shattering conclusion of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in Apri...
2022-10-04 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Available eighteen hours early for my Patreon patrons!
The Escape From Vault Disney 100th Episode Spectacular, in which we cover Beverly Hills Chihuahua, is two weeks away, and in the meantime here's part one of a two-part interview that frequent guest Luke Ski conducted with host Tony Goldmark back in April! We talk about various episodes...
2022-09-28 00:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: It is done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2008 to pick an episode of Disney Channel's smash hit sitcom that launched the massively successful pop music career of Miley Cyrus. But before she was s...
Episode #99 won't be ready til sometime this weekend, but in the meantime, here's an advance clip of the end of it where my guests and I narrow down our 100th episode topic to four choices!
Go VOTE in the Twitter poll! https://twitter.com/efvdpo...
UPDATE: It's finally done! With all the closing segments plus a State of the Parks segment on the D23 Expo announcements!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2005 to pick the spine-tingling conclusion of that one time some Northern California film school tech weirdo spent hundreds of millions of dollars on three movies abou...
Like I said, every penny of what I made on this site in August (plus a few bucks extra, just to make it a nice round number) went to the National Network of Abortion Funds, and here's the proof! Thank you all for your generous contributions to a great cause!
(Incidentally, I'll have the Revenge of the Sith episode ready sometime this week...
UPDATE: It's done!
It's our fifth and final week of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Scott's request for a Disney Channel movie about a family of sentient alien space bubbles whose planet falls under the tyrannical rule of an evil fascist sentient alien space bubble, forcing ...
UPDATE: It's done!
It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2020 to pick Z. Taylor Dunkin's request for a randomly-selected batch of three episodes of the seven-minute Australian kids show about a family of talking dogs that's taken the world by storm, and endeared itself to kids and adult...
UPDATE: It's done!
It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Original Movie all about the majesty of cinema itself, in which screen legend Mickey Rooney lends his formidable gravitas to a timeless fable about the seduc...
UPDATE: It's finally done!
It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2022 to pick Zan Hecht and Tyler Paul's request for the Disney+ original movie that saw fit to hire the lunatics at The Lonely Island to take over the Disney asylum, and Trojan Horse the most surreal phantasmagorical whirl...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2022 by going all the way back to 2021 to pick Emily Hinton's request for a Pixar instant classic which got a pandemic-induced straight-to-Disney+ release, a movie about talking fish where...no, not that one. A movie about a fish-human hybrid creature who dreams ...
UPDATE: It's done!
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick, for the second time in the history of this podcast, an episode of an early-80s Spider-Man animated series in which a villain kidnaps a superhero and Spidey has to chase that villain all the way to Europe to rescue the other superhero from a creepy old cast...
Beloved patrons,
As you know, next month is Patreon Request Month, and I'm donating every last penny I make on this site from the episodes I release in August to the National Network of Abortion Funds. Now, normally I only charge you fine folks for two episodes each month, but this month, because I want to raise as much for the NNAF as I ...
UPDATE: It's finished!
SECOND UPDATE: Patreon was being really weird with this one at first, but it should be okay now. Let me know if there's any problems.
And BTW, as I type this, you all have just under nine and a half hours left left to SUBMIT YOUR REQUESTS for Patreon Request Month right HERE - 2022-07-20 02:53:11 +0000 UTC
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