Offkeycomics

Comic Update - “ PaddleBoard “

Be careful how you treat your crew :}

Comic Update - “ Dinner Time “

Very different communication skills.

Comic Update - “ GolfClub “

I tried Golfing Recently. I may have made some enemies at the course :\

Comic Update - “ SnackLoad “

Doesn’t it suck to get reprimanded by teen employees for snack smuggling at the cinema? I recommend a decoy fannypack. Tried and True.

Comic Update - “ Boss “

Dog.exe has stopped working. Anybody else experience this glitch?

I’ll drop a video of him being lazy soon :)

Comic Update - “ Super Fan “

I did a collab with @gryzlock ! Check out his Instagram to see his awesome comic works!

Comic Update - “ Milestone “

I’ve been a little stagnant lately with my social media growth so I thought I’d have some fun with that concept. Hopefully I don’t lose too many followers or else this joke will take an unintended new level of dramatic irony Lol. Now I really gotta pick up the pace with my growth here :).

Comic Update - “ Alone “

I recently went away for like…two days. Tiff was not prepared for the Sheer drama Conté is capable of when we aren’t there to entertain him. 

Comic Update - “StockPile”

Inspired by Mr. Dread Bezos, who manages to claim tax breaks for people earning under 100k per year legally despite being one of the richest people….ever.

is this real life?

Comic Update - “ Pico the Elusive “

You don’t pet Pico, if you are lucky he will present himself to you. And if you come in too hard or too fast or too “anywhere but on his neck” he will revoke his consent and disappear.

Comic Update - “ Computer Magic “

you may start to notice I enjoy horror movie references, this may pop up occasionally because I do indeed love them.

also, just so y’all know…the attached file should be a nicer and higher rez image than the preview image which looks frustratingly bad quality.

Comic Update - “ Jog “

How is this fair? How is this possible? How is this real life?

No matter how much I jog, my stamina does not match his! :{

Video Update - " Choose Your Fighter!"

I made some video Content! When people ask me how I spent my day I can show them this. Tell me what you think? 

Streaming Wars

This is my Hell, what’s yours?

Comic Update - “Brain Fuel”

all of these caffein jokes are fun until you actually try to quit….splitting headaches ain’t fun kids.

Comic Update - “ Questions “

Asking the really important questions.

Comic Update - “ ADs “

Until I’m wealthy enough for YouTube Premium I’ll be forever racing the AD countdown :{

Comic Update - “Beggars”

how many beggars are in your household? T_T

Comic Update - “Valentine”

what are you guys up to this Valentine’s Day? 

Comic Update - “ Summit “

What day is it? Laundry Day!

Comic Update - “New Hobby”

Guess who dragged their unfit, aching body to the bouldering gym last weekend? 

Me, and it was humbling. 

Secret Beach pt.2

Sorry for the impromptu hiatus, I needed a break from my trip. Here is the part 2 to my adventures at the secret beach, it’s all fun and games until an errant wave tosses you into a nude local :O

Secret Beach

True Story, * surprise Pikachu face* :o

Comic Update - “ New Years Resolution “

My new strategy, what’s yours?

Comic Update - “Winter Wonders”

What are your favorite things about winter?

Comic Update - “Christmas Eve”

Every. Single. year. :\ 

Comic Update - “ Trial “

You know the fear, that feeling when you KNOW you signed up for like 7 different online services thinking “oh yeah, I’ll remember to cancel “ only to be drawing an enormous blank :(

Comic Update - “ Domestic Goddess”

I am the patron saint of mended pants! True story.

Comic Update - “Tea “

how stressed are you?

Comic Update - “Fetch”

Tell me I’m not the only one dumb enough to have done this multiple times. :}