I exclaimed, clapping my hands and turning toward the rest of the coven. "Regarding the lesson plan. Hm... This group will need some restructuring. Which of you is now the oldest?"
They all pointed at Rebecca. 2023-02-02 03:08:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the monthly pinup. Zandar's Saga will have to be tomorrow because it simply was not possible to get everything done.
2023-02-02 02:11:38 +0000 UTC View PostGet your Doodle requests in! Here's the rules if you need a refresher.
1. R rater or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."
2. My characters or yours. Third party characters only with well documented permissi...
2023-02-02 02:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostWritten by Eric Costello & JW Kennedy with contributions from Walter Reimer and Roy Pounds. M.M. Marmel, archivist.
[Frantic Ferret is returning home from work, on board a New Haven RR commuter train. He wears a grey suit and fedora, with a briefcase in one hand and a copy of the World-Telegram & S...
2023-02-01 00:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Looks like the Lana pinup will be delayed again due to workplace shenanigans.
When I worked at the TV station there was somebody (I never knew who it was) who would get a bottle of soda, drink half of it, and stick the other half in the breakroom fridge. THEN THEY WOULD NEVER FINISH IT OR THROW IT AWAY. This was a small bar fri...
2023-01-31 00:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Huh.
Well here's one that nobody will get. That is Princess Eleanor of Planet Mephitis, and "Kill 'em all, in fact" was an in-joke among my college friends.
Lana is taking a long time getting ready. Also I'm almost out of Vulpine strips.
2023-01-30 02:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, now she's getting into the proper spirit of things. Maybe we'll have a good Lana Lynne pinup before the end of January.
2023-01-29 01:05:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Lana isn't posing seductively, and she has a lame excuse for why not.
2023-01-28 00:49:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Jillian discusses the Hibbs Grit Theory with another diner who astutely observes that the chickens never seemed to leave the rotisserie. I remember seeing them in there one morning, sadly dangling at room temperature with the machine turned off.
We are still waiting for Lana's rebuttal of Kangy's saucy pinup! Don't know what I'...
2023-01-27 02:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post
"When did you learn Elfmind?" I thought at her.
"All my hopes and dreams are riding on this," she lamented. "Right as things were getting good, you're gonna blow it! Oh, he's looking at me! Does h...
2023-01-26 03:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Some old folk song about a ... bad girl, I guess.
Performed on all acoustic instruments and sung into a Korean War era bomber pilot's microphone.
I don't know what kind of medical condition is implied by "my body's salivated" but that phrase is the sole reason I recorded this song.
2023-01-25 03:10:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Kangy has thrown down the gauntlet with this pose! How can Lana ever hope to top it?
2023-01-24 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
RooCat_UK wanted to see Robota XL serving champagne in the most awkward way possible. He should have this unit serviced. I think something's wrong with it.
2023-01-23 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
One of those rare pages without any Zandar in it.
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Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see this very specific scenario. You can tell it's fake because:
1. Not even Burnside is crazy enough to actually steal from the Duchess.
2. Catherine wore panties just for this special occasion.
2023-01-21 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Steviebear Maxwell wanted to see Hester welcoming us to the Chinese New Year of the rabbit, but what does an Egyptian demigoddess know about that?
2023-01-20 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I floundered, taken aback by the old crone's outburst. "If respect is an issue, surely a display of magickal abilities will help you gain it. What makes you think everyone will immediately lose all respect for you if you walk into town looking younger? Wouldn't that impress them instead?"
"How will they even know it's me?...
2023-01-19 02:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nik wanted to see this character doing whatever some ambient electronic music made me think of. Well, pretty much the only time I listen to music is when I'm washing dishes, so it made me think of this.
2023-01-18 00:51:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr.Opossum (aka The Man from P.O.S.S.U.M.) wanted to see Liz doing strange things with a bottle of bubbly.
2023-01-17 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Decadent Arsenic has these youngsters straying into the woods on some sort of Goonies-esque adventure.
Last chance to request a Doodle! Do it now in the comments below.
2023-01-16 00:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Serge Skunk and his robot maid in January.
Tomorrow is the request deadline. I have Decadent, Mr.Opossum, Nik, Steviebear, and Rochelle in the queue. If you're not them and you haven't had your Doodle this month, request it now in the comments below.
2023-01-15 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A new variation on the traditional pun is Hendak's gift to us all.
2023-01-14 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Runei Stillwater's Rina thinks she has it rough?
2023-01-13 00:48:14 +0000 UTC View Post
First they lost Scheisskampf and O'Coote, now Dugal and Pembergrump.
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the vixen asked incredulously.
"I like black just fine," the duck protested. "But not every day. It's sometimes nice to wear other colors, like pink with glitter. And maybe sequins if it doesn't look too tacky. I just want to know, is there a rule that states witches have to wear all black all the time?"
"Dude...
2023-01-12 02:40:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Eric Costello wanted to see Brother Cellini blessing Westinghouse the baby ice-wyrm. I don't know what Trixie Ashearth is so worried about.
It's a scene from a story that several conspirators are working on.
2023-01-11 00:56:53 +0000 UTC View Post
St_Veronika swears up and down that this actually happened at some swanky party. The thing is, who would invite Thompson to a shindig like this?
2023-01-10 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Rick2tails, keeping it classy with that kitsune whose name I won't type because it sets off the alarms.
2023-01-09 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
