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Tea for four?

Walter Reimer wanted these two pregnant femmes to sit down and ... sip tea.

The Wolf Queen Regalia is not really meant for maternity wear.

Desperate measures

Now that the final quarter of 2022 has been filed, there's a brief lull before the annual returns have to be filled out.  Lana is pulling out some Heavy Wiles to make up for lost ground against Kangy.

The fields are alive with the sound of hissing

Typeandkey told us of this prep-school girl having a Magical Moment.

Acrobatic stunts at HLC

CTN wanted to see these three stacked up like ... well, sort of like this.

"It's a lot easier'n it sounds,"

Burnside continued.  "An' then, once you work yer way up to his brain you can-"

"ALL RIGHT," I interrupted, starting to get queasy myself.  "Thank you, Raccoon Monster, for perfectly illustrating my point.  That's enough now!"

"Hold on," Burnside objected.  "I ain't finished yet.  If you poke the brain in jus...

For Elf Eyes Only

Major Matt Mason needed to see this, for personal reasons I can only assume.

Whole wheat, or Writhe?

I think Kangy is several points ahead in this informal Flooze-Off with Lana.

Executives gonna execute

Lana was too busy reviewing 2022 receipts & reports to give a cheesecake pose tonight.

Zandar's Saga 648

Heck of a time to start caring about that, Constance.

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January Kelly Pinup

Keep your fingers crossed.  The Zandar page might be posted today or it might be late.

Out with the Old, in with the Doodles

Time once again to put in your requests.  Here's the rules.  Read them!  A couple of things have changed.

1.  R rater or tamer.  Nudity OK, female preferred.  Males can't have boners waving around, and venery scenes will be composed so "nothing shows."

2.  My characters or yours.  Third party c...

Getting a leg up

Kangy seems to be countering Lana's moves effortlessly.

Some kind of dance move?

I have no idea what she's doing.

Fleecing the public

Some of you have implied that shearing would be a punishment for Lana.  I'm afraid not.  She is accustomed to mels bidding outrageous sums for the chance to shear her every spring.

More perchin'

I was trying to come up with a joke about a "stool sample" but it just wasn't working.

I had to

Lana is delusional.

But she's also the boss.

So when she says to post some pinups of her, and to put them in a higher paying tier than the Kangy ones, I got no choice but to do it.

The sad part is how she thinks this is primo content when, in fact, nobody likes her (except maybe Rick - enjoy it, man.)

What a poser

Here's more of Kangy entertaining you in her own special way while we wait for 2022 to wind down.

The story room feels sad and empty,

with the pumpkin-spiced scent of betrayal still lingering in the air.  Was it worth it?  Was it worth selling out the elf that has bared his soul for your entertainment, week after week, for years?  You start to feel pangs of regret - especially since the Kringle hasn't yet delivered the Oscar Meyer Wiener whistles you were pr...