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A premonition of Vulpitania?

Here's a scan from the archives while we wait for me to get off my butt and draw something new.  Lana has been watching the poll with some amusement.

Behold the Yarn Floozy

MAN, that took a long time to finish!  And now there she is, not quite as good as I hoped, but certainly better than I deserve.

Actually I completed her at about 12:30 last night, and went to bed exhausted from tying hair on her scalp all day.  By the time I got up this morning, she was already posting on TikTok and promoting her...

Vulpine 72

Ah yes, there it is.  One of the ways to get out of jail was by being elected Tribune.

That's the last Vulpine strip.  I ran out of strip ideas, and then I graduated from college.

Vulpine 71

This was a Dallas Brawl tie-in.  Jillian ran for mayor and she was imprisoned for some reason which I now forget.

Brandenburg Concerto Number 2

Brought to you by the Laid-Bach Lounge Orchestra (i.e. me multi-tracked on bass, tenor guitar, accordion, and bongos.)  Johann Sebastian is probably gyrating in his grave.

"No,"

I thought, still using Elfmind.  "You won't need a scalpel, just your mind."

"Well that ain't no fun," Burnside grumbled.  "My old Stabbin' teacher from back in the Antglade used to always say, 'A sharp wit is no mach for a shar...

Zandar's Saga 656

Zandar doesn't seem to get the significance of what Wadi said.

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The Innsmouth Yoga Club

Blyatnik emerged with a last-minute request to see Vanessa in a sling, doing stretches on the beach.

Decisions, decisions

We got a lot of suggestions for what Lana should do if the Patron count reaches 80.  Lana says it won't, and this whole thing is idle fantasy, but if that's what amuses you then there's no harm in daydreaming about it.

Anyway, I collated the suggestions and here they are in no particular order.

If we ever get 80 Patrons or more...

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Liz dominates again

Mr.Opossum (codename Swamp Koala) wanted to see the obverse of last month's outfit.  Can you blame him?

This bodes ill

Decadent Arsenic reported a tragedy on the river bank.

She may be obligated to

Now's your chance to suggest what the reward should be.  Don't be mean now; I know you all just loooove Lana Lynne!

HEY!  WHY IS THAT GUY STILL IN THE BUILDING???  Somebody call security!

The Duchess tending bar

Ragtime Rochelle wanted to see Catherine serving drinks.  I wouldn't touch that cocktail if I were you.

The Great Patron Drive of '23

Somebody on FA didn't even know who Lana was!  What a deplorable state of affairs!

So ... what do you think she's gonna do if we get 80 Patrons?  It will probably be something dumb.  I mean hot!  Of course whatever stunt she pulls will be incredibly sexy because Lana is the Top Floozy, and her beauty is unmatched!  ...

She's not going to say "Hudalaleigh" though

Rick2tails wanted to - HEY!  WHO LET THIS GUY IN THE BUILDING??

"It used to be a lot worse,"

I informed Rebecca.  "At least now they only bet on mission critical things.  Instead of wagering all the time on absolutely everything, they only place bets before their mission starts, and don't collect their winnings until the mission is over and everyone has been debriefed.  Before I put these rules in place, it was pandemoniu...

Showing off

Runei Stillwater's Rina is doing some limbering-up stretches before swimming ... if she swims at all.

Tomorrow is the deadline for requests, but tomorrow is Wednesday which means a Ballad post, so there won't be a Doodle.  I have requests from Rick, Rochelle, Decadent, and Mr.Opossum.  If you're not them, now's your chance to ask...

Ponderment and reflection

Steviebear Maxwell wanted Roderick to have this existential experience of seeing his past/future incarnation.

Nobody said you had to be Irish

Walter Reimer wanted to see this mousebabe giving us an unwarranted amount of sass.

Zandar's Saga 655

The Fennec Code is very strict.

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Fight the Mi-Go Menace!

Typeandkey found this old recruitment poster from the War.

Robot Rumble

RooCat_UK's living room was completely wrecked.

"Quit eavesdropping!"

I scolded Burnside.  "This is a private conversation!"

"Don't see why it should be," Burnside sniffed disdainfully.  "So what if she's a changeling?  I was a changeling.  It don't mean nothin.  Whether she is one or not, we'll all find out eventually."

"Private!" I insisted.  "This is a special, sacred m...

I bet she does

Serge Skunk's adult film star is up to her usual tricks, this time in a Japanese setting.

Frantic Ferret at the beach

Eric Costello remembers the episode where the Ferrets won a trip to Atlantic City.  Why Dinkley and Kelly are there, presumably the script explains.

You in a heap o trouble

Major Matt Mason wanted to see what it looks like to be menaced by the Wolf Queen.  She barges in during the night FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Imperial Hindquarters

CTN wanted to see Princess Eleanor of Mephitis taking stock of her assets.

If I was designing Eleanor now, I probably would not draw her this way.

Woiles Lesson

St_Veronika wanted Kangy to teach her, but if she can't concentrate I'm afraid she won't learn much.

Zandar's Saga 654

Of course Rabbitley wants to travel alone with Constance.

Dr. Cheapschott can't believe he just said "Vulps."

This is a day late because, as I said, it's impossible to get everything done when the 1st falls on a Wednesday.  I prioritized the Ballad because more people see it, and they expect it on Wednesday.

Somebody pleas...

"I told you to go wait by the dolmen!"

I scolded Burnside.

"I did," she protested.  "I waited a minute or two, then decided to mosey on over here."

I sighed in exasperation but could find no fault with Burnside's technical compliance.  She might be Unseelie, but she was an elf through and through.

"And what do you mean, you just woke up?" I demanded, turni...