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162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)

162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)

Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf.

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162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)

Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf.

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P146: Who Wants To Be A Perfectionaire? (gameshow)

We take contestants from the phone lines to compete for a CASH PRIZE against five rounds of perfect person lore. ALL IN ONE STUNNING EPISODE. WHO WILL WIN??? WHO WILL LOSE????

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P146: Who Wants To Be A Perfectionaire? (gameshow)

P146: Who Wants To Be A Perfectionaire? (gameshow)

We take contestants from the phone lines to compete for a CASH PRIZE against five rounds of perfect person lore. ALL IN ONE STUNNING EPISODE. WHO WILL WIN??? WHO WILL LOSE????

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161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)

161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)

Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool.

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161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)

Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool.

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P145: blowing up my house (Nashville LIVE w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

P145: blowing up my house (Nashville LIVE w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

The Couch Boyz take Nash-vegas solve stunning problems from the audience. Also the sound guy submits a problem in a stunning surprise.

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P145: blowing up my house (Nashville LIVE w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)

The Couch Boyz take Nash-vegas solve stunning problems from the audience. Also the sound guy submits a problem in a stunning surprise.

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160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)

160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)

Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle.

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160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)

Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle.

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P144: I Should Be Allowed To Read Furry P*rn On The Plane & Other Hot Takes

P144: I Should Be Allowed To Read Furry P*rn On The Plane & Other Hot Takes

sO wHaTs yOuR tAkE??? In this stunning platinum episode we hop onto the phone lines to hear the piping hot takes of THE PEOPLE.

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P144: I Should Be Allowed To Read Furry P*rn On The Plane & Other Hot Takes

sO wHaTs yOuR tAkE??? In this stunning platinum episode we hop onto the phone lines to hear the piping hot takes of THE PEOPLE.

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159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)

Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank.

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159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)

159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)

Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank.

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P143: Walking Group Saboteur Goes Nuclear (Callbacks)

We perform our caller autopsies on Flour Bags, Walking Group Saboteur, and stealing toothbrushes from my boyfriends roommates. Also Ashleigh gives us a Love Island themed July Madness.

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P143: Walking Group Saboteur Goes Nuclear (Callbacks)

P143: Walking Group Saboteur Goes Nuclear (Callbacks)

We perform our caller autopsies on Flour Bags, Walking Group Saboteur, and stealing toothbrushes from my boyfriends roommates. Also Ashleigh gives us a Love Island themed July Madness.

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158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)

158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)

GET TICKETS TO PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive

In this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunnin...

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158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)

GET TICKETS TO PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive

In this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunnin...

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P142: Conning My Father In Law Into Buying Me Fake Tits (Denver LIVE w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

The Wrecking Ball Crew takes Denver - the birthplace of Will & Rainie. We give stunning advice to listeners about how to con your father in law into buying your fake tits, what to pack for lunch, how to bang your wife's coworker, and getting your neighbors squeaky bed oiled up.

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P142: Conning My Father In Law Into Buying Me Fake Tits (Denver LIVE w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

P142: Conning My Father In Law Into Buying Me Fake Tits (Denver LIVE w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)

The Wrecking Ball Crew takes Denver - the birthplace of Will & Rainie. We give stunning advice to listeners about how to con your father in law into buying your fake tits, what to pack for lunch, how to bang your wife's coworker, and getting your neighbors squeaky bed oiled up.

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157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)

Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your home.

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157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)

157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)

Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your home.

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P141: Toilet Paper Butt Strikes Back (Callbacks)

Jay sits in for Ashleigh's producing duties while she's on vacation and Miles receives stunning updates for Husband's Toilet Paper Butt, Half Asian Coworker Three-Way Misunderstanding, and Finding Roommates Fanfiction.

Finding Roommates Fanfiction - Perfect Person Ep. 155

Half Asian Coworker Three-Way Misunderstanding - Perfect Per...

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P141: Toilet Paper Butt Strikes Back (Callbacks)

P141: Toilet Paper Butt Strikes Back (Callbacks)

Jay sits in for Ashleigh's producing duties while she's on vacation and Miles receives stunning updates for Husband's Toilet Paper Butt, Half Asian Coworker Three-Way Misunderstanding, and Finding Roommates Fanfiction.

Finding Roommates Fanfiction - Perfect Person Ep. 155

Half Asian Coworker Three-Way Misunderstanding - Perfect Per...

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156: betraying my unhinged coworker (w/ Jared Popkin)

156: betraying my unhinged coworker (w/ Jared Popkin)

SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive

Jared Popkin joins the show to take stunning calls about betraying an unhinged coworker, and coming clean to a customer that you have been living a lie at a grocery store.

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156: betraying my unhinged coworker (w/ Jared Popkin)

SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive

Jared Popkin joins the show to take stunning calls about betraying an unhinged coworker, and coming clean to a customer that you have been living a lie at a grocery store.

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140: Summer Of Ciao: The Ciaocademy Awards

Summer of Ciao bids Adieu in this stunning finale. A celebration of all things Ciao. First we hop on the phone for a summer crush conundrum and Will reveals an unreal story about dating a coworker. We close the show with the closing ceremonies, in which we celebrate the undercelebrated.

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140: Summer Of Ciao: The Ciaocademy Awards

Summer of Ciao bids Adieu in this stunning finale. A celebration of all things Ciao. First we hop on the phone for a summer crush conundrum and Will reveals an unreal story about dating a coworker. We close the show with the closing ceremonies, in which we celebrate the undercelebrated.

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EARLY ACCESS: Perfect Person LIVE: Dialtone Tour Pt. Deux

EARLY ACCESS: Perfect Person LIVE: Dialtone Tour Pt. Deux

Miles and his guest advisors are bringing the magic of the Dialtone tour WESTWARD.

Note: Some Cities become available tomorrow AM!

No Presale Code - But this is being promoted on Patreon ahead of the general public so don't publicly post about it until Friday.

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155: we had another baby lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

155: we had another baby lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls, and also tell everyone about our brand new baby.

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