Hi all! Had some Internet issues yesterday and other stuff that occupied me, so I'm running a little behind on posting the latest chapters. Should have everything fixed and posted by tomorrow. Thanks or your patience!
2025-06-27 02:34:37 +0000 UTC View PostHi all! Quick note that Villains Don't Date Heroes! is now caught up and Crazy Super Fans are getting 25 advance chapters as promised. Thanks for your patience as I worked through that backlog. I know most of you wanted stuff from Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend first, so that's what I focused on when I upped the chapter count.
2025-06-14 18:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostI glared up at the good garcon, and suddenly I regretted that I’d never gotten around to perfecting contact lenses that would allow me to shoot high-powered lasers from my eyes.
“Good evening madames,” he said.
He launched into a litany of the specials. Fialux made weird faces at me while he was talking, and it was only his sno...
2025-06-13 02:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post“Good evening Miss Terrare,” the snooty guy guarding the front entrance to Skyhigh said.
I nodded. “Nice to see you again, Thompson.”
Selena leaned in and whispered just loud enough that I could hear her. “Terrare? Where’d you come up with that ridiculous name? Don’t you usually go with Terror?”
I patted the han...
2025-06-13 02:46:45 +0000 UTC View Post“You’re a real asshole. You know that, right?”
I leaned against the wall and tried not to get too distracted by Fialux in that towel as she dried her hair.
She'd had a rapid mood swing when she’d realized my blaster had teleported her rather than vaporizing her. She’d gone from moping to being mad at me, which was a good ch...
2025-06-11 20:43:21 +0000 UTC View PostThat irritation coming through the link spiked again. Varis grasped my arm and pulled me away from the gathered livisk. She wore a look of supreme annoyance. There was no need for a mental link to tell me she was upset.
“A moment of your time, Bill,” she hissed, though it was a hiss that was loud enough that I’m sure everybody gather...
2025-06-11 19:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostHoo boy! The Patreon just hit 100 total Members!
When I started revising Villains and writing Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend back in March I never could've imagined that the Patreon would grow this quickly! Thank you to all of you for your continued support. I really appreciate it!
A quick update on where I am on stories:
How...
2025-06-11 02:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostI sighed as I checked on the log for this morning. It’s not like I was spying on Selena. Not exactly.
It was all about her health. At least that’s what I told myself. And her health wasn’t all that great ever since we watched two robots double teaming downtown Starlight City in a naughty rendition of Robot Does Downtown.
Okay, ...
2025-06-11 02:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostI stood. Brushed myself off. Looked at the mounting charge display for my shields with a great sigh of relief. A sense of relief that was interrupted by incoherent screaming.
“No, no, no, no, no!”
I looked up to see Dr. Lana hovering looking down at me with pure fury. Which was a nice look to be getting from her. It was good to k...
2025-06-11 02:08:58 +0000 UTC View Post"I thought you said the empress wasn't likely to try and attack."
"I said that it would be stupid for her to try and attack," Varis said, looking up and around.
I followed her gaze as well. There were a lot of signs of death and destruction all around us.
Okay, mostly it was destruction all around us, but I knew there had to be...
2025-06-10 19:58:13 +0000 UTC View PostI really needed to take out those robots, but I wasn’t going to be able to do anything without that control panel. If she was trying so desperately to keep it away from me that was a sure sign it was something I needed to end this fight.
Even if it looked like she couldn’t even end this fight with her own damn control panel.
Seri...
2025-06-09 20:12:13 +0000 UTC View PostI wasn’t going to let a giant robot psych me out. Installing some shutters that made the thing look like it was glowering at me wasn’t going to stop me. Especially when that was yet another idea Dr. Lana stole from me, damn it.
Okay. Maybe she technically stole that idea from CORVAC and his stupid giant robot, but still. I ate giant ro...
2025-06-09 19:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostI paused for a moment as the fighter craft finally set down. I looked up at the threat board, half expecting to see a volley of missiles coming our way.
But the threat board was green, or maybe it would be more accurate to say the threat board was sparkling blue. That was the default they used when they thought everything was just A-okay a...
2025-06-09 15:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to kill her. Plain and simple.
Even when I’d been fighting Fialux for control of the city I’d never had the desire to actually kill and maim her. Dominate her? Yes…
That brought a blush to my cheeks as I thought about some of the many ways I’d dominated her since then, but the less said about that the better. This...
2025-06-09 03:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Aren’t you going to do something?” she asked.
I stared. I tried to bite down on the spike of irritation that suddenly shot through me. It was difficult. I managed to talk through gritted teeth instead of biting her head off, but it was a close thing for a minute.
“Are you really accusing me of not doing something when I just...
2025-06-08 03:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post“…And I’m telling you this is a terrible idea,” I said as the world flashed white around me and Fialux and I materialized on top of a building near the edge of downtown.
The sounds were the first thing I noticed. They were always the first thing I noticed when I was moving into downtown to take on one of the many things that seemed...
2025-06-07 13:15:14 +0000 UTC View PostThis was perfect. Maybe I couldn’t show her footage of what our life had been like, but I could show her what happened on the day we finally and definitively fell for each other.
“What is this?” she asked.
“Order some breakfast, because boy do I have a show for you!” I said.
I pulled up the news recording of our explo...
2025-06-07 02:26:16 +0000 UTC View PostI gave Fialux a wide berth for the rest of that day into the next. Things got a little awkward after she realized she’d been crying on me for the better part of an hour.
They got even more awkward when she politely asked for some space, but I gave her that space. I figured she needed it.
I was pretty sure from the medical readouts ...
2025-06-07 02:25:13 +0000 UTC View PostShe kept crying. I couldn’t think of anything to say. How did you console someone in a moment like this?
So I ran a hand through her hair. It was always so nice stroking her hair. It always felt so silky smooth. And it seemed like the touch was calming her down.
I’d never been sure if that perfect hair of hers was a result of how...
2025-06-07 02:23:16 +0000 UTC View PostWe reached the hangar level and Varis took off at a sprint. Craft were taking off all around us and heading out of the shielding. I could actually see the shielding when I looked out over the city. Clearly they’d turned it up to 11 as a result of recent events.
There weren’t many craft coming back in.
I hoped that meant they were...
2025-06-06 18:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostI’d seen nukes going off on a planet surface before. Only I’d been high in orbit when I was watching, which meant I was at something of a safe remove.
It didn’t feel anything like this. Back then I could imagine what was going on down on the ground. I’d seen videos from cities that’d been blown up on colony worlds. Seen the destr...
2025-06-05 18:55:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt only took me a moment to get over my surprise. Then I turned a glare on Varis, and she took a step back. Probably because she could feel the annoyance pulsing through the link.
No, this went beyond annoyance. This was just straight up anger.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" I asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about," she...
2025-06-05 00:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostFialux touched a hand to her head and squeezed her eyes shut.
“Temporary amnesia? But…”
I held a hand up, and for a wonder she actually shut up. That trick never worked when I tried it with her before she suffered from this temporary amnesia. It was almost enough to make me regret that she was going to be getting her memories b...
2025-06-03 21:48:57 +0000 UTC View PostAdmittedly my reflexes weren’t all they could be. They weren’t nearly as good as they were when I was in my suit and I had hundreds of sensors and algorithms working to make me better, faster, stronger, but I was good enough to catch her before she hit the floor.
Not that there was much to worry about even if she did hit the floor cons...
2025-06-03 21:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostLater that evening we were back up in the sparring room. She waved her hand and again the rows of swords appeared in front of us. I held my hand out, fully expecting one of the practice swords to come for me and worrying she was going to use real swords again.
But she turned to me and smiled.
“Nothing like that this time around.”...
2025-06-03 14:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post"Are you sure you want this house to come to the Grand Gathering?" Varis asked, staring at the big board.
It was a big board. Not the one I'd been working on in the VIP suite with Arvie. But it was a big board that bore more than a passing resemblance to the big board in that other room.
An entire floor of the upper tower had been gi...
2025-06-02 21:39:25 +0000 UTC View PostI felt ridiculous carrying a tray into the room, but if I was going to go to the trouble of making breakfast in bed then I was going to go to the trouble of doing it right.
Even if the whole thing did make me feel like the help. Usually I had robots do this sort of work, but chalk that up to yet another thing in the lab that wasn’t worki...
2025-06-02 02:40:58 +0000 UTC View PostI stepped into my tinkering lab and pulled out one of the strange weapons Dr. Lana had used on Fialux that fateful night I’d stepped in to rescue her.
It seemed fitting that the world’s greatest hero would find herself being rescued by the world’s greatest villain. Though of course she hadn’t seen it that way at the time.
It ...
2025-06-02 02:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostThere was a moment of hesitation from the medical computer. Which spoke volumes since that moment of hesitation on the part of a computer was the equivalent of an eternity for a mortal human whose mind ran at the speed of human thought.
Computers considered that to be one hell of a speed limit. I’d tried not to be too insulted whenever C...
2025-05-31 02:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post“Medical bay 1 is prepped,” the computer said.
“Right. Thanks,” I muttered. “At least you can do something right.”
Of course the computer would think of prepping the medbay but it wouldn’t think of disabling the nasty surprises I had waiting in my dummy lab.
I really missed CORVAC and his ability to look at a situ...
2025-05-31 02:04:30 +0000 UTC View Post