TRS - Casefile #0099
Anonymous asks: It is starkly apparent that you are in possession of a fine sense of humour and a rapier-like wit, so please, Mr. Riddler, what is your stance on comedy? Do you see it as a meaningless pass time for the mindless coddled masses, or as one of the most complex, courageous, and misundersto...
2017-10-23 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0098
EDWARD: Valoscope asks: I'm not as familiar with your back story as I probably ought to be, but I recalled something about you working on television game shows before your conversion to a more criminal career, or was it work in video games? Either way, do you have any interest in one or both of these ...
2017-10-23 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0097
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What do you think of Two-Face? And, anonymous asks: How do you feel about Two-Face? And, anonymous asks: What do you have to say about working with Two-Face? And, Snowkhione asks: What is your relationship with Two-Face? I know there are some things that you can't stand about h...
2017-10-23 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0096
EDWARD: Queen-derp-a-lot asks: Here's a little something for you: I am the end to all relationships alike. I am the meaning behind the glare in your eyes, and the fuel to the anger in your stomach, yet I am a completely normal reaction. What am I? And, umbrella-tales asks: Riddler sir! I found quite p...
2017-10-23 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0095
EDWARD: Chimneysweepsthehipstergiraffe asks: Does it pain you terribly every time the Batman trumps you in intelligence and strength (which is almost always)? And, nightswing asks: If you're as great as you claim, why is the Batman always able to catch you? And, psmroguesobsessed asks: So you're the s...
2017-10-23 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0094
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What was your first kiss like?
Hmm. Shall I? Maybe if I - No. No, I don't think I'm going to answer this one. There's just too many ways to twist it. Honestly, I prefer an actual challenge. This wouldn't be shooting fish in a barrel, it would be throwing a stick ...
2017-10-23 14:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0093
EDWARD: Addisonoftheblacknote asks: I'm sorry, but I was a little disappointed in the placement of the Riddler trophies in Arkham City. They seemed to be pretty easy to spot and more often that not were out in the open. Was this intentional? Did you try to maybe make things a little easier for Batman?...
2017-10-23 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0092
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Edward, where do you get all of your confidence from? Do you have any advice for a person with low self-esteem?
(scoffs) Edward Nygma: Therapist! This makes an interesting change from Edward Nygma: Legally Considered Unfit to Stand Trial. Confidence, anonymous, i...
2017-10-22 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0091
EDWARD: Marcharig asks: What was your greatest disappointment in life?
You see, the wonderful thing about this question is that it sets up its own punchline. I could say, "people who don't use spell check" and get away free and clear, because that's exactly the response people expect fr...
2017-10-22 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0090
EDWARD: Diableret asks: Hi Riddler - As a man with tattoos (or at least I'm led to believe you have many), what are you views on body art on women? And, Diableret asks: How many tattoos do you have?
(sighs) Your informants have led you wrong, Diableret. Clearly you've been listening to ...
2017-10-22 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0089
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Have you seen that guy with the green mohawk pretending to be you?
Oho, another one? I have to say, of the numerous Riddler impersonators I've seen over my career, I've never yet seen one with a green mohawk. I suppose I should applaud him for creativity. And the...
2017-10-22 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0088
EDWARD: Theload asks: If you could murder Jonathan Crane, would you? If so, how? Personally, I'd just strangle him. And, anonymous asks: Do you think Jonathan Crane would be able to survive one of your death traps?
(laughs) Really, internet? What makes you think I'm just going to come o...
2017-10-22 18:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0087
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Pronounced as one letter, and written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and grey, I'm read from both ends and the same either way. What am I? And, paddedcell asks: I've attempted what you requested and have created y...
2017-10-22 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0086
EDWARD: Mikodemus asks: I said I would ask you something, so here I go: Do you like to travel? Have you even been to northern Europe? Like Finland?
Ah Finland. Land of moose and 'twenty people in one bathroom' vodka parties. In case you haven't guessed by now, Mikodemus, no. I've never ...
2017-10-22 16:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0085
EDWARD: Chickenhax asks: Do you monitor your fellow villains? Would you know where, um, Two-Face is at the moment, and what he's up to?
If you're asking whether I have cameras on them 24/7 then no, Chickenhax, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. But do I make it my business to stay infor...
2017-10-22 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0084
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Do you still have the hots for Catwoman? And anonymous asks: What do you think of Catwoman? And Mooseings asks: Now I may just be looking a little too much into a bedtime story, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was indeed a riddle wrapped up in a children's story. It sounds to...
2017-10-22 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0083
EDWARD: Murderermarv asks: What are your thoughts on Mr. Zsasz's methods?
Zsasz is an interesting case, though that's rather a broad way of describing it. He's 'interesting', let's say, in the same way certain children are 'special'. Looking at him on the surface, one could almost be di...
2017-10-22 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0082
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: What are some of your favourite books? And, anonymous asks: What's your favourite book? And, hewtab asks: What is your favourite book?
My favourite book is one that I don't intend to name here. As free as I might be with certain pieces of information on other top...
2017-10-21 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0081
EDWARD: Professorjervistetch asks: March Hare! It is so lovely to see that you've joined the big tea party! You're a bit late! Don't worry - I saved some for you!
Now here's a quandary - to believe, or not to believe? Am I to tell myself that the Mad Hatter, much like myself, has taken ...
2017-10-21 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0080
EDWARD: Diableret asks: Do you like ice cream?
(pause) Are you serious? Completely, utterly, and straightforwardly serious? I thought the question about pets were... You are serious, aren't you? Ladies and gentlemen on the internet - let me be frank for a minute. I am a genius. Call it ...
2017-10-21 20:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0079
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: I've got a riddle in my pants - Want to solve it?
No. I believe I recently stated that I have standards. Next question.
2017-10-21 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0078
EDWARD: Paddedcell asks: How does it feel to be the real challenge for Batman in both the Asylum and Arkham City, and yet remain rather unacknowledged for the brainpower put into your masterful duels with him? And, anonymous asks: Does it bother you that many people, Batman included, consider his true...
2017-10-21 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0077
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Have you ever committed a sexual assault on a woman before? Sorry if it's a bit candid. You are a criminal, after all.
Honestly? Do I have to grab you by collar anonymous, and tattoo the words: "THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE" on your forehead? Because I'm beginning to th...
2017-10-21 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0076
EDWARD: Damianfuckingstark asks: Do you have a favourite partner in crime, or do you only work with your fellow rogues if you absolutely need to? And, anonymous asks: If you had to team up with a fellow villain, who would it be? And, anonymous asks: Hey, do you know any other villain you'd be willing ...
2017-10-21 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0075
EDWARD: Umbaby asks: Were you in Arkham when Mr. Bolton was in charge? What, if you don't mind me asking, was your experience of it?
Ahahaha, yes - Lyle Bolton. Or, as he calls himself now: Lockup. It was rather gratifying to see him get dragged past my cell, kicking and screaming, swea...
2017-10-21 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0074
EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Did you date any of your secretaries when you were a private investigator?
Not as such. You see, while dating a sharp-tongued secretary might have fulfilled every red-blooded man's dream of being the hard-boiled private detective, the secretary in question needs ...
2017-10-21 14:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0073
EDWARD: Iwillpostnothing asks: You've made it abundantly clear that the intelligence of the average citizen isn't exactly up to snuff. Is there anything you propose can be done about it? And, ofrantingandrobots asks: Would you consider the average Gotham citizen unintelligent by normal stan...
2017-10-21 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0072
Anonymous asks: Please give us the birds and the bees story.
(sigh) Alright. If you insist - but honestly, your parents should be telling you these things. I really don't think strangers on the internet are the most appropriate source for this kind of explanation. Birds and egg-laying, ...
2017-10-20 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
TRS - Casefile #0071
8bitwrestler asks: Allow me to apologise for my simple question in advance, but due to my love of cinema and film, I couldn't help but wonder: Who would you want to play yourself in a movie? And, shesagraceyouwish asks: If someone was to play you in a film, who would you want to play you?
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TRS - Casefile #0070
Wonderlandshouseoftricks asks: Do you have any musical preference? And, askpluckybecky asks: Good evening, Riddler, as I hear you're not fond of the title "Mister". Is there a certain genre you enjoy listening to? And, Diableret asks: Hello Mr. Nygma - What is your favourite song? All the best and hop...
2017-10-20 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post