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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 11

Part 11

Will sat in the lounge of his airship, watching the world adapt to the changes he had made. He was surprised when he first learned that nations were still willing to engage in warfare over his new portals, but he soon decided that it was naive to imagine that taking away the consequences of war would eliminate the desire for it. It...

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The Archway, Part 5

Part 5

Nurse Wipes is the fucking bomb. Being changed by Suki had been pleasant, in a weird, awkward, practical sort of way, but a tactical briefing is not the best accompaniment to being changed. What is a great accompaniment?

“Who's got a stinky bum-bum? Is it you? I think it is!”

“Whooo-eeeee! You sure made me a big pr...

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Marie, The Brat, Part 2

Part 2

Before she could think of what to do, she heard the front door slide open.

“Afternoon, Mrs. Toole. Is Marie home?”

“Oh, you can just call me Stella! All my friends do. Marie is in her room. You can just head right in!”

Marie felt her face heat up as Katie's footsteps approached she jumped out of the crib an...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 10

Part 10

As Sophie fought the battle of the Master Bedroom, Janet and Christine sat in the nursery and discussed their plans. Christine shared everything she could think of about what she knew of Will and what had brought them to this point. Janet listened and asked questions. Christine found it incredibly helpful to have someone to bounce ...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 9

Part 9

Will stared out at the endless expanse of the Atlantic. The ocean breeze threw his hair behind him. The observation turret of his new airship was the perfect place to watch the sunset from.

He felt refreshed. Back at his penthouse, he had created a world that was built entirely around indulging his most perverted and intense s...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 8

Part 8

“Very good, Christine! Let's give this diaper-humping disgrace a big round of applause!” announced Ms. Swanson. The sound of her tormentors clapping and cheering for her filled Christine with boiling anger as the afterglow faded. She wondered how this could possibly get any worse.

The applause gradually died down, until on...

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The Archway, Part 4

Part 4

“Do you think they'll be any surprises waiting for us in there?” I asked Dr. Yamamoto.

“I cannot rule it out ma'am. We should assume that the Duchess is marshaling the considerable forces at her disposal to deal with us. I did not anticipate her last attack, and she may be hesitant to risk additional losses given your ne...

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The Archway, Part 3

Part 3

Without windows or a clock of any, It was impossible to know what time it was when I finally woke up. Sonia was still snuggled up against me, sound asleep and breathing softly. My diaper was, if anything, even wetter than it had been. I began to wonder if The Archway had made me a bedwetter, on top of all the other indignities I was...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 7

Part 7

Christine was rolled through the busy hotel lobby, drawing stares from everyone around her. Once they were outside, she saw that a hot pink Rolls-Royce was parked out front. Sophie unlocked it and lifted her daughter into a giant car seat in the back. They were off.

Christine opened her mouth to ask where they were going again...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 6

Part 6

Christine crawled over to Will and settled down beside him.

“I'm booooorrrrrred!” she whined. “I don't want my whole life to just be Mommy taking care of me. I need excitement! Adventure!”

“Daaahhh! Sounds like you want to make another of your wishes! Well, think carefully about what you really want...” Will ...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 5

Part 5

Will relaxed on a massive couch in the penthouse TV Room, watching the newly ordained Mistress drag the blushing Fatty through the streets. He changed the channel to the news, as the sudden disappearance of all illness from the earth had filtered into the news cycle.

“Hospitals across the globe have reported literally millio...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 4

The Impossibility of Impossibilities

Part 4

Donna Brooks sat at the front desk, wondering what she should do about the strange man who just invaded the hotel, when a realization struck her. Out of the blue, she realized that she needed a doughnut.

The thought seemed to rise in her mind of its own accord, shoving aside all her m...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities, Part 3

The Impossibility of Impossibilities

Part 3

Instantly, the hospital ward around them vanished from view, replaced by a spacious and elegantly decorated lobby. Deedee lay grinning on the marble floor. Behind a massive mahogany counter, the manager stood and stared at the group that had just materialized out of thin air. She was a shor...

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The Archway, Part 2

The Archway

Part 2

It took about forty-five minutes for the chopper to carry us from Grand Unity all the way to Bountiful Gulch, on the outskirts of Utopian civilization. Here was the Special Containment Facility, the most mysterious and feared station in all of Utopia. Here, hundreds of Knaves were kept locked away in the most secur...

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The Archway, Part 1

The Archway

Part 1

Today was the big day. Yesterday was my 22nd birthday. In some cultures, the 21stbirthday is given special attention, due to it being the age at which one is allowed to drink alcohol. Of course, I live in Utopia, and alcohol is forbidden for everyone of every age, so my 21stbirthday was a fairly modest celebration ...

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The Impossibility of Impossibilities Part 2

The Impossibility of Impossibilities

Part 2

“My mom is in the hospital. She's dying of a brain tumor. I want you to heal her.”

Will was surprised by this. “holy shit, you should have said something sooner. Of course I don't want your mom to die. Let's go sort that bullshit out. I wish we were both with your mother View Post

Marie, The Brat

Marie, The Brat

Part 1

“Marie?” Marie's mother opened her door a crack.

“yeah...” said Marie. She was already in bed and nursing a headache. A visit from her mother was not what she wanted tonight.

“Did you do the dishes like I asked you to?”

Marie winced. She knew there was something she had forgotten t...

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