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Friendly Reminder: Register to Vote

If you are also a United States citizen, our next presidential election is just over three months away. If you have not yet registered to vote, now is an excellent time to do so. It is also recommended that you check your voter registration to make sure it has not lapsed. You can do both at Vo...

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The Toybox, Part 5

It was not until later that week that another of Mistress' toys arived at the toybox. She rang the doorbell just as Baby Dolly was finishing her lunch, that is, sitting on the couch in front of the TV and being fed her second bottle of the day by Mrs. Sugartits. Bluey was playing on the TV, which Baby Dolly had adopted recently as her favorite s...

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The Toybox, Part 4

The next morning, Mrs. Sugartits awoke, yawned, stretched, and got up to get dressed. When she opened her closet door, she remembered that she was no longer allowed to wear any of the clothing inside. She pursed her lips thoughtfully as she shifted the coat hangers across the bar, wistfully perusing the small collection of simple outfits she had...

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Attitude of Gratitude

 I just want to tell you how much I appreciate everything you've done for me. I really can't overstate how wonderful you've been over these last few weeks. When I think of the person I used to be, I don't even recognize her. I used to be so stressed out, so uptight, so overwhelmed by all the pressures in my life. It was like I was trapped i...

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The Prescription

"Now, there's no need to be nervous, Ericka. I've got the results back from your tests, and while we aren't exactly where we need to be, I think I see a fairly simple set of steps we can take to get you back on track." said Dr. Allanis, running a finger down Ericka's chart.

 "Umm, okay...that's not...I mean, exactly what I wanted to h...

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Happy Loser Hypnosis

 Welcome, and congratulations! If you are hearing this message, it means that you have been selected to be among the thousands of our nation's citizens to take on an important new role in our society. From now on, you will be...a Loser! You should have received your Loser-branded diapers and official Loser sash along with this audio player,...

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The Toybox, Part 3

Baby Dolly was sitting on the couch in the living room watching Black Mirror on Netflix. She still didn't look very enthused about her situation, but at least she seemed to be distracted from her new diaper-wearing existence by the tense sci-fi story playing out on the screen. Mrs. Sugartits wanted to let her sit and relax a bit longer, before b...

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Judy the Spoiled Princess

       A re-write of Betty the Big Baby, this time focusing on Judy's transformation.

 Judy Pisano was spending time with her mother Betty over her Christmas break. At least, she was trying to.

 “You're leaving again? I thought this was your day off!” Judy complain...

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The Toybox, Part 2

"Uh, hi. Is your name, like, Sugartits? Okay, cool. Sooo, Mistress says I'm supposed to, like, live here now?"

 She had her black hair into a ponytail and wore a sky blue workout top. Her tight yoga pants were lime green, and her sneakers were bright white and nearly new. She looked like she had been interrupted halfway through a work...

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The Toybox, Part 1

  Delia Matherson put her earrings in and rubbed her lips together to spread her pale lipstick. She examined herself in the bathroom mirror. She was dressed in comfortable jeans, white sneakers, and a light pink sweater. Her outfit might have come off as a bit frumpy if she were going to a nice restaurant, but for her quiet job at the ...

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"Honey, We Need To Talk" (Nau, Sub, Act)

Admittedly, this one is a bit of an experiment, and I'm not really sure how it turned out. Let me know if you enjoy it, but it is a departure from what I normally create.

They say you should never go to bed angry. But sometimes, you're just too exhausted from yelling. You had another fight with your girlfriend. It was...

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The Secret Admirer, Part 6

"Stooopit..." said the officer. She winced and tried to pull away, but couldn't seem get more than a few inches before being irresistibly pulled back into place, as though she were trapped in a web of invisible rubber bands.

"Calm down. You're not in trouble, honey. I'm just going to help you be better cop from now on." said Tamika...

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Posh Reality Warp

"Pardon me Mina, could I just have a moment of your time?"


"Of course, Sarah. What's on your mind?"


"Well, it's just that I was thinking, as I got up this morning, that it seems rather odd...that is to say, rather unconventional...I was just wondering, have I...have I always worn nappies?"


"...

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"Honey, We Need To Talk" (Nice, Sub, Pas)


          You arrive home to find your girlfriend waiting for you. It is raining heavily outside, and it is clear that she has been out walking without an umbrella. She is dressed in a long tan trenchcoat tied at the waist, and her usually well-tended hair is wet and disheveled. Her ey...

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"Honey, We Need To Talk." (Nice, Dom, Active)

         You arrive home from work to find your wife sitting on the couch waiting for you. Sitting beside her is a strange woman you have never seen before. She is dressed in clown makeup, with a mask of white facepaint and a red clown nose. Her bright blue hair is in pigtails, and she is dres...

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The Secret Admirer, Part 5

         The benighted vehicle heaved upward from the pavement as the chimes began to spread through the air. As the tingling music grew stronger, the convulsions grew more violent, until it looked like the car was being tossed in the air by a massive invisible hand. The horn sounded, and the lights f...

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The Making of a Maid

       You are lying on your back in a tube of smooth, hard glass. You hear the hum and buzz of electronics nearby. The room blurs and swims as you try to focus. Your body feels warm and light, but also numb. An odd electronic beat plays from a speaker somewhere above you, almost too faint to be audible...

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The Moocher



         Another addition to the Samantha the Witch storyline, which I always totally intended to be a series. Darker and heavier than usual, so beware. I hope you enjoy.




        “This is completely ...

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New Year's Hypnosis

Happy New Year, sweetheart. I want you to sit very still for me. Can you do that? Just rest peacefully for a little while. Allow your mind to drift.

Things are going to be different this year. It's time for a major change of direction. It's time to stop running on auto pilot and start living deliberately. It is possible. You can choose to ...

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Invasion of the Diaper Elves: Christmas Eve

In a small city in Connecticut, where we lay our scene, in a modest house on a corner lot, there lived three women: June, Marissa, and Charlotte. They had met in college, where they soon became fast friends. After finishing school, they decided to go into business together, and opened a small online storefront selling customized luggage ...

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The Final Appointment


Giselle Williams bounced her way through the front door into the small waiting room. She was dressed in her favorite set of light blue denim shortalls, her rainbow-colored Crocs with thick lavender socks, and her light pink tank top with the little cartoon strawberry decorations. There had been a time when she would have been mortifie...

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Bethany the Doll, Part 9



The “bus” rounded the corner in the distance and began rolling down the street like an advancing iceberg. Bethany watched from her position on Madison's hip as it grew larger and larger. Despite all her mental preparation, Bethany's heart began to beat faster as the huge machine approached. She kept blinking and shaking...

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Our Sponsore (Tremors)

“Gooood morning, little Kedra! Are we feeling nice and weak this morning?”

Kendra winced as her senses returned. Every time she was tucked into her crib for bedtime, part of her still expected to wake up in her own bed, in her own apartment, with the alarm clock alerting her that it was time to get up for work. But every time, she only...

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Marie the Brat, Part 5

With a thick, gray binder tucked smartly under one arm, Hilda stepped into what was still officially referred to as the branch manager's office. Of course, the official hierarchy had undergone some recent rearrangement, of a highly unorthodox kind. Normally, a sudden change in the relative status of her co-workers would have bothered Hilda. She ...

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Our Sponsors (Crib)

The doorbell rang, electronically imitating a set of tingling wind-chimes.

“Come in!” Miko called from the couch. Her eyes were red and puffy, although her non-makeup remained immaculate. She blew a breath of frustration through her nigh-perfect teeth when another ring answered her.

“I said come in!” she shouted as loudly as ...

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Update

Well, this is only a small part of what I owe you all, so refunds will be issued again this month for those who paid in January. I thank you very much for being so patient with me. On the plus side, I'm pleased to announce that the release of the first part of The Crawlspace on DA provoked a much stronger response than I had anticipated, which i...

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Our Sponsors (Brochure)

Tina took a step back. “Who are you? Who's there?” she called into the darkness beyond the shattered remains of the screen.

She heard a laugh. She might have felt a little better if it had been a spine-tingling, mean-spirited laugh, like the cackling of some fairy-tale witch. Instead, it was a wholesome, sincere, pleasant laugh, as tho...

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Well, here we are again.

I'm afraid that I have not been able to add enough content this month to justify charging you good people. Those of of you who paid for January have been refunded for February. I have half a dozen new chapters and stories in the pipeline, but none of them are ready for publication, and I doubt they will be before March. I have been working this ...

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Our Sponsors (Valedictorian)

It didn't look much like an ad. It looked like footage of some college's graduation ceremony, albeit very professionally filmed and edited. The camera swept across a spacious auditorium in which a large crowd of seated women in neatly-ironed caps and gowns sat and applauded. On the sides of the room were large bleachers, filled with the parents ...

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Betty the Big Baby


Judy Pisano was spending time with her mother Betty over her Christmas break. At least, she was trying to.

“You're leaving again? I thought this was your day off!” Judy complained bitterly.

Betty sighed as she put on her coat. “It was supposed to be, sweetheart. I know. But we just acquired another company this week,...

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