And secondly, we should follow her to the underground level to examine and figure out why the hell Magneto needed us.
"Sigh," finishing a fresh portion of the sweet drink in one gulp, I sighed sorrowfully. "A pretty girl could have invited me to a secluded dark corner for a more thorough acquaintance, but instead I'm offered a trip to a se...
2025-12-29 03:42:44 +0000 UTC
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And say what you will, but even the local Tony Stark is actually a genius.
Why "even"? Well, the original Tony not from the Cinematic Universe spun all sorts of S.H.I.E.L.D.s on his reproductive organ and never bent under any Fury, rather bending everyone else himself, so much so that the US government was afraid to even squeak. ...
2025-12-29 03:40:27 +0000 UTC
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On the internet, I mostly searched for data on the world and iconic figures to definitively establish which historical period I had landed in.
I managed to watch the famous press conference of Tony Stark, where he admitted to being Iron Man.
Everything matched, starting from Downey Jr.'s face and ending with the long pause befo...
2025-12-29 03:38:29 +0000 UTC
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"Do you have chocolate chip cookies at your school?"
"Hmm…" Ha! I got him! "I think there might be a few packs in the kitchen," the mutant replied cautiously.
"Excellent," I stood up from the chair and extended my hand to Charles. "I am your man! If, of course, you are interested in working with an eccentric divine entity," I added...
2025-12-29 03:32:42 +0000 UTC
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"And Odin, is he…" Charles fell silent, searching for words.
"No, he's not dying," I understood my interlocutor's difficulty.
"He falls into a kind of coma called the Odinsleep. He can spend anywhere from a few years to a couple of centuries in it and sort of even rejuvenate, but I'm not sure about the latter, in my memory, h...
2025-12-28 08:39:51 +0000 UTC
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"Reasonable," I was starting to like this conversation more and more. "But back to business. You're right, I have things to discuss with you. But the question is, are you ready to listen? Because despite all your cordiality, something tells me you still don't believe the name I gave is real."
"All mutant names based on their abilities are ...
2025-12-28 08:39:18 +0000 UTC
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"Hey, we don't do anything like that against civilians!" Cyclops was outraged.
"So transporting corpses, weapons, and illegally crossing the border is for the benefit of the civilian population? And that's just one episode we know for a fact and even participated in!" I happily slapped the armrests of the chair. "Gorgeous! We have terroris...
2025-12-28 08:38:38 +0000 UTC
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We reached our destination by evening and descended into a hidden hangar beneath a basketball court in the twilight.
I’m not kidding, if in cartoons they flew out of hangar doors in some cliffside, here they genuinely built an airfield under a basketball court that slid aside when takeoff or landing was required.
It looked co...
2025-12-28 08:37:55 +0000 UTC
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The flight to New York wasn't memorable. The atmosphere on board was tense, conversation was non-existent, and there were no windows to stare out of, in short, deadly boring.
I had to entertain myself with psychoanalysis and attempts to figure out if I had finally gone completely insane by voluntarily letting them take me to the stro...
2025-12-27 12:54:13 +0000 UTC
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"There's also a girl, but she's powdering her nose right now," I smiled. "Hey, Rogue, you alive back there?" raising my voice slightly, I asked the girl huddled on the other side of the car.
"Yes! I'm fine!" the fan of extreme tourism answered, rising from all fours. She looked pale, but overall passable.
"Excellent." I turned to the...
2025-12-26 13:11:12 +0000 UTC
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"Loki…" the mutant grimaced, "just… shut up. And throw that head somewhere already! Rogue, you okay?"
"Blargh-h-h…" answered the roadside ditch on the other side of the car.
Well, there you go. I share food with someone free of charge, and they immediately translate it so ungracefully. I am saddened.
And… this is ...
2025-12-26 13:10:39 +0000 UTC
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"Hey, you alive in there?!"
"If I were you, I'd look around, because trees don't just fall on cars by themselves," I warned the mutant as I clicked the lock open.
I didn't remember exactly how the canonical Sabretooth attack went down, but apparently, exactly like this.
Just then, the bushes crunched, and the expected "ca...
2025-12-25 07:33:12 +0000 UTC
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Rogue probably wouldn't have minded speaking up either, but she didn't dare to be pushy; from her perspective, she’d already crossed the line of acceptable impudence long ago.
However, she was a teenager, so she couldn't sit in silence for long. She started looking around, searching for a topic of conversation. But, contrary to my predic...
2025-12-25 07:32:41 +0000 UTC
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"And what kind of help were you talking about?"
The voice suddenly ringing out behind him made the mutant flinch.
And not just him, behind the girl, who jumped in place, stood his smiling passenger as if nothing had happened.
When he had managed to appear there in under a second without squeaking a door or crunching...
2025-12-25 07:31:57 +0000 UTC
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Wolverine. Same time, same place.
Starting the engine, Logan side-eyed his unexpected passenger.
The sleek kid, who you’d be hard-pressed to guess was a day over twenty-five, was lounging comfortably in the passenger seat, watching the street go by as if nothing had happened.
Where he had managed to sta...
2025-12-25 07:31:26 +0000 UTC
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"Thank you," clearly feeling out of place, the girl nevertheless readily grabbed the sandwich and hurried to take a bite.
"Ellis Island, once the arrival point for thousands of immigrants to our shores, is opening its doors once again," the announcer's voice began to broadcast on the TV as soon as a music video ended.
...
2025-12-25 07:30:51 +0000 UTC
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In general, viewing other people's memories via magic felt very different from perceiving Loki’s memories in my own head. Maybe that’s why he couldn't do anything about my arrival.
However, how that arrival happened remains a mystery to me. I didn't remember the circumstances of my "death" in my past life as a human, nor did I...
2025-12-23 05:15:59 +0000 UTC
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So, every one of Logan’s strikes was smoothly deflected, only occasionally meeting a hard block. And every block or deflection was followed by a counterattack. And every time, it turned out to be quite nasty, or rather, devious.
A feint toward the face just to cover a low kick to the knee? Obviously! A jab into a nerve cluster t...
2025-12-23 05:15:29 +0000 UTC
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Well, that’s just great… I wonder, did I accidentally stumble from one franchise into another, or is this even worse than I initially thought?
Instead of just the Avengers' drunken brawls with Hydras, Ultrons, and Thanoses, does this world also feature a psychedelic marathon of X-Men vs. Sentinels, Apocalypse, and two separate pi...
2025-12-21 12:52:15 +0000 UTC
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Northern Alberta, Canada.
My initial fear that I’d landed in Russia, somewhere near Magadan, turned out to be happily mistaken.
As it turns out, vast desolate expanses, crappy roads leading from nowhere to nowhere, and endless snow aren't exclusive to the Motherland; Canada boasts them too.
Nice country...
2025-12-21 12:49:33 +0000 UTC
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I hate this..
But I am here. And it looks like I’m heading to Earth anyway. Because frankly, it doesn't matter where I run; this whole universe is going to get leveled by Thanos in his bedazzled glove in a few years regardless. At least Earth has the internet.
And potatoes.
Asgard doesn't have potatoes. The locals prefer game...
2025-12-21 12:48:27 +0000 UTC
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You know the feeling, right?
You’re standing by the window in the morning, a fresh breeze is tousling your hair, birds are singing somewhere in the distance, golden sunlight is dancing on the walls, nothing hurts, nothing aches, nothing is even bulging out in the wrong places, and your heart is just filled with peace and grace…
W...
2025-12-21 09:42:52 +0000 UTC
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His own soldiers, who were currently surrounding the room for his "protection," didn't seem that impressed either. Harry himself wasn't the strongest, or most skilled, swordsman in the world, but he had a very large, and very heavy, Skelligan named Grogik who trained them, relentlessly. They were both highly skilled, and brutally savage, in comb...
2025-10-10 14:27:59 +0000 UTC
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…
One Year Later
Harry's POV:
"Good day to you, King Harry," a cheerful, familiar voice said.
Harry looked up from the thick, leather-bound book he was currently writing in. Asal, the elf-spy, was approaching his desk, a warm, friendly smile plastered on his face. Harry said nothing in response to the approac...
2025-09-26 15:32:16 +0000 UTC
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"Ah, Asal," Francesca said, her voice a soft, melodious sound in the ancient Elven tongue, like the sweetest of bird melodies. "It is good to see you again. I trust, by you contacting me so soon, that you have had success?"
"I have, my Mistress," Asal responded, his own Elvish smooth and respectful, eagerly giving his informatio...
2025-09-25 14:29:52 +0000 UTC
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She looked at him, and then down at the ground, a deep, thoughtful frown on her face, clearly thinking hard about the monumental, life-altering offer she had just been given by him.
"I… I want to think on this," she said finally, her voice quiet but firm. "More than just for a few moments, right now. It… it sounds like you're offering ...
2025-09-24 16:27:08 +0000 UTC
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Merri didn't move for another long moment, before she finally, slowly, turned back towards him. She wasn't glaring, or frowning anymore, which he took as a good sign.
"I don't want him here," she told him, her voice firm, but no longer angry. "I think it's an unnecessary risk to everyone here, except for you, just for something you want, f...
2025-09-23 13:35:40 +0000 UTC
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"Oh, no need," Asal said quickly, a little too quickly. "I think I have already made my choice. I suspect, my lord, that at some point you plan to have these yellow-colored zones be set aside for merchant use, for shops and such, but what are these green areas, if I may ask?"
"They will be government property," Harry said vaguely, "buildin...
2025-09-22 15:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Perhaps Nilfgaard, then? No, probably not. Emperor Emhyr would, no doubt, dismiss his little northern kingdom, even if he had heard of it, purely on the fact that the man would be arrogant enough to believe himself completely untouchable by something so new, so small, and so far away.
Hmm. It was clear he would not find out the truth right...
2025-09-21 15:29:11 +0000 UTC
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Harry looked at her, a flicker of surprise in his eyes at the sudden, sharp question. What had caused her to ask such a thing, out of the blue? "I have," he responded back, his voice taking on an obvious, and he was sure, quite chilling, lack of emotion. It was obvious, even to himself.
"Which war were you involved in?" she asked, leaning ...
2025-09-20 14:36:33 +0000 UTC
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