Warning: This audio deals with depression and implied casual, suicidal ideation of the "I wish I weren't here" variety rather than the active planning or carrying out of self harm.
If these themes bother you, please don't listen. Like all Vanilla Velvet Audio productions, this is fiction meant for entertainment purposes o...
2026-01-25 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE for all you lovely patron type people! I'm still plugging away, folks! Real life stuff got busy, so I had less time to edit than I thought I would. Boo.
Expect early access audio(s?) tonight/tomorrow. Public access on YouTube to follow. More Patreon exclusives are also all queued up for all tiers Pink Velvet and higher! ^^
I a...
2026-01-24 11:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostPatron exclusive audio time! After this week's posting blitz, I'll be almost, ALMOST all caught up! ^^
Your Best Friend Shows Up When Your Girlfriend...Doesn't
When a minor car accident sends you to the hospital to get ...
2026-01-20 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello, hello, Patrons! With a new year underway and lots of stuff percolating behind the scenes, it's time once again to lock-the-fuck-in and bring you all more regular status updates!
I've been a busy little bee getting all sorts of things ready. Throughout 2025, I spent months commissioning new original scripts, some highly req...
2026-01-20 05:56:07 +0000 UTC View Postyou'll never guess who got too ambitious with sound designing an entire pirate battle on the raging high seas....
>.>
it definitely isn't the same girl who made like four different thumbnails and still isn't satisfied with any of them...
<.<
it also wasn't the girl who spent a week tinkering with making some m...
2026-01-16 07:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, January! It's time for our monthly Patron exclusive art! After all, Velvet's gotta start the new year off right...by making sure all those rivals for senpai are staying right where she put them!
Fun (?) fact, I actually really love gothic lolita fashion, and lolita in general as an aesthetic -- which you'd totally ...
2026-01-06 16:51:52 +0000 UTC View PostHiya! Time for early access! Retakes took more work than I thought they would for technical reasons. Last minute equipment replacement had to happen, which required running a bunch of tests before I could even settle in and do the new takes. 2025 had one last curve ball to throw at me, I guess! Sorry about that.
2026 is going to be good, t...
2026-01-05 06:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostWARNING for loud annoying noise.
So.
Uh.
Yeah.
...or at least re-record the busted af bits of the file. It's only a minute or so section toward the very end, and I would have caught it before now if I hadn't spent all week ...
2025-12-26 04:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! Merry Christmas proper! I come bearing first half of early access!
This audio goes out tomorrow on YouTube; part 2 will be early access for you guys either very late tonight or tomorrow, depending. I might kick the public release of that by a few days/a week or two just so you can actually enjoy early access properly! (I...
2025-12-26 03:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Or: just a little something extra special to find under the tree this year. ^^
This YCH piece was done by the always fabulous 2025-12-25 04:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's officially Christmas eve! Which means you get to have a look at what's waiting under the tree for you, even if you can't unwrap it quite yet. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Don't worry, though. You will! SOON.
This YCH piece was done by the always fabulous mejroong, w...
2025-12-24 04:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think you just saw an art commission planned for April go live instead of get queued....uhhh
NO YOU DIDN'T
>.>
<.<
/gaslight gatekeep girlboss
2025-12-22 14:43:09 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! I come bearing news!
Technically, I have this week's audio in the can, and near completion. I could even get the finished product out tonight, if I really applied myself. (Although RIP early access.)
However: I'm not going to. It's for a good, creatively meaningful reason this time rather than the usual life-fallin...
2025-12-19 20:52:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhile I was on my break in 2024, after hitting year 3 (!!!) of Vanilla Velvet Audio, I started thinking about doing a refresh for the channel. The plan was to update my thumbnails over a few months, and have a retool of video visuals ready to go by June 2025, just in time for the fourth anniversary!
...yeah. For the most part, that didn't ...
2025-12-17 09:59:44 +0000 UTC View PostETA: Audio track updated. I told you I couldn't stop!!!
Hello, all! I come bearing this week's main channel audio!
I’ve actually been sitting on this one for a couple weeks. It was technically finished November 26, just needing a final post production pass, but I kept tinkering with the v...
2025-12-12 06:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou might remember I talked about planning new video intros, so, sooooo many months ago. In late spring/early summer 2025, I commissioned an artist to create some original art pieces for that. I sent her some pretty detailed briefs, and boy did she deliver!
I've been meaning to post them for ages, but I kept procrastinating on adding the ...
2025-12-08 03:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone!
This is to make amends for all my unplanned side quests and plot twists behind the scenes this year, repay your patience, and thank you all for everything.💖
[LI...
NOTE: Just like Yandere Super Villain Wants to Hire You! And More!? this audio takes place in the same universe as Obsessive Yandere Supervillain Demands a Date With Yo...
2025-11-25 05:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
After your most recent romantic relationship imploded, you call your best friend in tears to vent on her voicemail. You never thought she’d immedi...
2025-11-25 04:48:24 +0000 UTC View PostHey, look! An F4F audio! Rare indeed around these parts. I think this is my fourth in as many years? I don't know how that keeps happening...
Well, anyway, this'n is short 'n sweet. Or at least as sweet as a yandere who ties people to railroad tracks can be! I hope you enjoy it.
Getting Revenge and Riding Off Into the ...
2025-11-25 04:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostAt last, we now return to...
💖💖💖OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED VANILLA VELVET-Y PROGRAMMING...💖💖💖
No, really. I have next week all plotted out! And the week after that! And the week after THAT! And...okay, things get a little dicey around January, but that's a problem for December Velvet!
...
2025-11-21 02:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, November! And welcome, new Patreon-exclusive art! This cute little YCH piece was done by NyxReiju over on Vgen (with a small color edit by me!) and is the perfect size for a desktop background. It's also going out to all Patrons, including the free tier.
You might wo...
2025-11-14 13:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostTHREE audios?! Yeah, but that's all you're getting today! Because it's late and I am sleepy.
This is around 10 minutes of speech, with a bonus 20 minutes of hospital room ambiance in case you want to pretend you're falling asleep just like Listener, with her waiting beside you. 💖
Worried Girlfriend Waits at Your Hospital B...
2025-11-03 03:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostTwo exclusives in one day?! Will wonders never cease?
This audio has a fun connection to a previous one! While not a sequel (because I would never paywall a sequel!) this story takes place in the same universe as Obsessive Yandere Supervillain Demands a Date With You! so ...
2025-11-03 02:36:35 +0000 UTC View PostWho's up for some slice-of-life goodness? Because you're gonna get a ton of it today!
Tsundere Girlfriend Knows You're Sick (Though You Tried to Hide it!)
You've come down with something. Not that anyone needs to know, ...
2025-11-02 20:21:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween, everyone! And to celebrate, a little something spoopy or...goopy, I guess in this case?
A monstrous, tentacled transformation for Velvet!
Are the extra appendages an upgrade or a downgrade from the previous piece? Hmm. We...
2025-11-01 00:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostIT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT PATRON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CATCH-UP MARATHON!
...the crowd goes mild, golf claps all around...
I'm not going to say everything's coming up Velvet. It is decidedly not. I'm hanging on by a thread and the skin of my teeth you guys, oh my gosh.
But! Things are finally getting a little better behind th...
2025-10-29 13:27:16 +0000 UTC View PostI come bearing proof of life, and proof of continued work, even!
Obviously, plans collapsed. I'm sorry. I am saying that too much these days (and I will continue to lampshade it because I am compelled!) but it's still true as ever. (I almost wish it weren't, it'd be kinda nice not to feel human emotions like guilt. Anyone got a Sociopa...
2025-10-20 23:40:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight/early tomorrow morning, main channel audio in early access for patrons! Then, for realsies, recording new things! More editing! More audios! Late exclusives, finally delivered! Planning new content, OMG ACTUAL UPDATES, etc! And next F...
2025-10-10 23:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time again. Presenting October's Patron exclusive art! And since it's spooky season, you know what that means: creepy, monstery goodness!
This YCH piece was done by the incredibly talented mejroong, who did 2025-10-07 05:22:26 +0000 UTC View Post